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What Exactly Is A 'blobjob'

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I had to laugh when I saw this on AW this morning. Some girl has obviously come up with a new activity....

"all services included in my price i love to recive blobjob"

I reckon that has to be worth a try !!!

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Is that similar toe the" Bob A Job" thing we used to do as scouts in the 50's? I bet it costs more than a bob though!

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Is that similar toe the" Bob A Job" thing we used to do as scouts in the 50's? I bet it costs more than a bob though!

That's a good point - maybe I could get her to powerhose my drive afterwards !!

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Maybe its an alternative way of describing blood sports. I've heard young girls refering to their time of the month as being on the blob..

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She strips you naked, handcuffs you face down on the bed and opens the wardrobe door to reveal Mr Blobby!!!!!!

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Haha maybe it's her slang for coming on her boobs/ face xx

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Double post oopsy

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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I had to laugh when I saw this on AW this morning. Some girl has obviously come up with a new activity....

"all services included in my price i love to recive blobjob"

I reckon that has to be worth a try !!!

I thought it would be punting with a WG who is on her period. According to the Urban Dictionary though they say it means getting a blowjob off a woman you dont fancy when your pissed but you dont care. In this WGs case i dont know what she means though.

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It involves jam, I would say. Strawberry is my favourite.

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Blobjob:-

1) Could be a blowjob, but the "b" and "w" are a long way apart on my keyboard.

2) Could be a boobjob, the "i" and "o" are next to each other.

3) Could be a blobjob if she is desperate to make as much money as possible and won't let the painters stop play.

I can only see 3 possibilities. I think the second is the most likely.

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She' includes all services because she wants to make lots of money so she can afford a boobjob?

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I hesitate to say this in case anyone thinks I have a filthy mind but in the same way that some ladies offer "hardsports" did she mean to type "boobjob" and did she mean boob and job as in "would you.......on my boobs"? If you want to get ahead in this world...........................

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I hesitate to say this in case anyone thinks I have a filthy mind but in the same way that some ladies offer "hardsports" did she mean to type "boobjob" and did she mean boob and job as in "would you.......on my boobs"? If you want to get ahead in this world...........................

Don't worry We've already got your number, in the filthy mind department. :eek:

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Is that similar toe the" Bob A Job" thing we used to do as scouts in the 50's? I bet it costs more than a bob though!

Well that's what my scoutmaster told me it meant. I had my doubts but he assured me Jimmy Savile approved the tasks for the boys personally.

Edited by marky31

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Blobjob:-

1) Could be a blowjob, but the "b" and "w" are a long way apart on my keyboard.

2) Could be a boobjob, the "i" and "o" are next to each other.

3) Could be a blobjob if she is desperate to make as much money as possible and won't let the painters stop play.

I can only see 3 possibilities. I think the second is the most likely.

I think it is your option 1 and it is not the proximity of the keys but how she (or whoever the writer is) mis-pronouncing the word leading to the is-spelling.

I often get texts from an EE girl and working out why she spells some words as she does can be quite a puzzle.

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What a very good advertisment it has been, it has got a few of us wondering what she does, and are talking about her offers, maybe she meant it to read like that so she would get some punters enquiring about the blobjob.

Sio who is going to take the bull by the horns and write to her, or better still visit and seek the service she advertised!.

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What a very good advertisment it has been, it has got a few of us wondering what she does, and are talking about her offers, maybe she meant it to read like that so she would get some punters enquiring about the blobjob.

Sio who is going to take the bull by the horns and write to her, or better still visit and seek the service she advertised!.

That's a touch cynical. Unless I've missed it, the WG's name isn't given and AW doesn't allow typo searches so self-promotion doesn't come into it. So hard for anyone except the OP to do a follow up by visiting the lady.

Instead, a few gentle people have had a little gentle fun (though possibly shocking to some outside this sort of community) and I have waded in as usual professing to know what happened.

A lot of AW profiles have similar typos that were surely not intentional and are only to be expected from people typing, whether in their own language or not. There are typos in this thread too, if I may say sio...

Edited by vivluvsme

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Maybe she does indescribable things with a lava lamp?

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Maybe she does indescribable things with a lava lamp?

:D

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