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In theory this is a no-brainer, but stimulated by being assaulted on a sofa a few weeks back, I wonder on the drawback of showering as leading to something a bit too businesslike. Say I have showered, then drive 2 hrs to the meeting, I am still clean but obviously will have sweated a bit in the meantime. In this case i disclosed the facts and became engaged in spontaneous activity starting from fully clothed on said settee. Had I showered it would have been up to the bedroom without the naughty mutual undressing etc that happened naturally.

Of course if i have any doubts I am straight in the shower, but in a marginal case how do the girls feel about engaging without checking a guys hygiene?

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Maybe I'm lucky, I really don't get smelly men. Some ask to shower, some who I might suspect need a shower get pointed in that direction, but many do not. I like to think I choose the kind of clients who wouldn't dream of rocking up without having washed recently! and really a couple of hours travelling isn't going to be too awful if a man is well groomed and washes properly anyway. In 'real life' we all have sex without the need to shower 10 minutes beforehand do we?

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I am always clean on arrival, having showered beforehand as I don't believing showering at her place, it wastes valuable time.

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Well I met with a guy who seemed ok when he came in, I offered a shower as always but he declined. He took his clothes off and I nearly died on the spot, since he declined his offer of a shower I proceeded to give him a wee massage, I swear I was boking it wasnt just his pits it was his asre and everything was stinking of poo poo :eek: and I could bearly touch him as all I was doing was swooshing the sweat across his back nevermind the oils so I asked him what he had been doing today and he said he'd just came straight from work so I said in that case would you mind going for a shower before we start then he said ok and I swear he came out just as smelly or worse if thats possible :angry: So needless to say my body was as rigid as hell, not wanting him to come too close which is quite difficult giving the nature of the business but it was pretty awful how he didnt have enough respect for me to either turn up clean or be keen to get showered once he was here and actually wash properly.

Unfortunately thats happened to me quite a few times but generally most men turn up clean. If someone's clean I'm not bothered about them having another shower or not before we start, its completely up to them x

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I always have a shower before heading out to see a lady but I always have a shower at hers as well. For me, the shower at hers is usually more to give the lady confidence that I am clean and that cleanliness matter to me.

There are a few occasions where the lady has been full-on, snogging and undressing me, almost as soon as I am through the door and I have had to pull away to ask for a shower but I have never felt that doing so detracted from the meeting for me nor have I felt that it did for her. Of course, if you are lucky, there are times the lady will accompany you to the shower and you can have the shower without interrupting the foreplay.

There was just one time I recall where I really didn't have a chance to shower. The lady was all over me shortly after my arrival, kissing and unbuttoning my shirt (a good start, especially considering I hadn't seen her before). She got me naked and took me to the bed and moved onto OWO. Then, suddenly, she decided that I should wash my hands. I wasn't doing anything with my hands at the time, they weren't noticably unclean and she hadn't been bothered about them moments before. She dragged me to the bathroom and put my hands under the sink tap, making sure I washed them. She didn't seem worried about me cleaning my bits, just my hands. After that we returned to the bedroom and took up where we had left off. I think she was a bit kooky.

The one thing that does rile me, though, is when I am straight out of the shower at the lady's place and she still automatically reaches for the wipes. If I had known she was going to do that, I wouldn't have bothered with the shower. But I never do know as ladies who do that never get repeat visits from me.

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Its part of my ritual before punts to groom myself, i have this weird thing where if i feel unattractive i wont want to punt ( like the lady cares what i look like) i make sure i am washed, shaved, trimmed down stairs and smell good, kind of like a pre date set-up.

Only asked to shower once and that was cause i used the tube and i don't blame her for asking.

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I always have a shower before heading out to see a lady but I always have a shower at hers as well. For me, the shower at hers is usually more to give the lady confidence that I am clean and that cleanliness matter to me.

There are a few occasions where the lady has been full-on, snogging and undressing me, almost as soon as I am through the door and I have had to pull away to ask for a shower but I have never felt that doing so detracted from the meeting for me nor have I felt that it did for her. Of course, if you are lucky, there are times the lady will accompany you to the shower and you can have the shower without interrupting the foreplay.

There was just one time I recall where I really didn't have a chance to shower. The lady was all over me shortly after my arrival, kissing and unbuttoning my shirt (a good start, especially considering I hadn't seen her before). She got me naked and took me to the bed and moved onto OWO. Then, suddenly, she decided that I should wash my hands. I wasn't doing anything with my hands at the time, they weren't noticably unclean and she hadn't been bothered about them moments before. She dragged me to the bathroom and put my hands under the sink tap, making sure I washed them. She didn't seem worried about me cleaning my bits, just my hands. After that we returned to the bedroom and took up where we had left off. I think she was a bit kooky.

The one thing that does rile me, though, is when I am straight out of the shower at the lady's place and she still automatically reaches for the wipes. If I had known she was going to do that, I wouldn't have bothered with the shower. But I never do know as ladies who do that never get repeat visits from me.

I'm the baby wipe queen but only for afterwards when helping them clean up, lol x

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Its part of my ritual before punts to groom myself, i have this weird thing where if i feel unattractive i wont want to punt ( like the lady cares what i look like) i make sure i am washed, shaved, trimmed down stairs and smell good, kind of like a pre date set-up.

Only asked to shower once and that was cause i used the tube and i don't blame her for asking.

Thats nice going to all that trouble, beleive it or not we DO CARE about the effort you make such as trimming downstairs etc, makes it much nicer for us x

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I'm the baby wipe queen but only for afterwards when helping them clean up, lol x

I have no problem with that. I would have no problem with wipes before the event if I didn't have a shower at hers. But reaching for the wipes when I am just out of the shower is like her saying she thinks I am both a/ dirty and b/ too stupid to know how to wash myself.

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Never had a lady join me for a shower tho, kinda feel like its an extra perk and i shouldn't be asking for it

,extra for soapy tittys ;)

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No matter how recently I may have showered before turning up I always ask for a shower when I arrive. I really don't see why taking 10 minutes out of an hour's meeting to freshen up is such a big deal. So get on with it.

It's about been respectful to the escort and making sure the meeting can take place with everyone relaxed.

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Well I met with a guy who seemed ok when he came in, I offered a shower as always but he declined. He took his clothes off and I nearly died on the spot, since he declined his offer of a shower I proceeded to give him a wee massage, I swear I was boking it wasnt just his pits it was his asre and everything was stinking of poo poo :eek: and I could bearly touch him as all I was doing was swooshing the sweat across his back nevermind the oils so I asked him what he had been doing today and he said he'd just came straight from work so I said in that case would you mind going for a shower before we start then he said ok and I swear he came out just as smelly or worse if thats possible :angry: So needless to say my body was as rigid as hell, not wanting him to come too close which is quite difficult giving the nature of the business but it was pretty awful how he didnt have enough respect for me to either turn up clean or be keen to get showered once he was here and actually wash properly.

Unfortunately thats happened to me quite a few times but generally most men turn up clean. If someone's clean I'm not bothered about them having another shower or not before we start, its completely up to them x

if he had a shower and still stunk then it was surely not a hygiene issue but possibly a medical condition. also, i take it you carried on with the booking anyway? why didnt you have some self respect and cancel, or is the money that important to you?

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I always shower thoroughly at home before setting forth, paying particular attention to the nether regions. So far I have always arrived chez elle still more than adequately unmalodorous, although I suppose there is always the possibility of a freak accident involving an exploding sewage pipe or, as I grow older and less nimble, falling over into a dustbin etc. In any case I always travel with some wet wipes and deodorant.

Having said that, I used to visit an oriental lady who was only 20 minutes travelling time away from me, so I was barely dry from my shower, the talc still fresh on my skin. No matter how much I had rubbed and scrubbed she always insisted, when it came to performing oral, on pulling me off the bed and prodding me into the bathroom so that she could wash my membrum virile herself. It used to amuse me but after all it was her mouth. Toward the end of our acquaintance she asked me to lick chocolate body lotion from her breasts. I should warn anyone who has not tried this that chocolate body lotion tastes of paint not chocolate. :mad:

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if he had a shower and still stunk then it was surely not a hygiene issue but possibly a medical condition. also, i take it you carried on with the booking anyway? why didnt you have some self respect and cancel, or is the money that important to you?

Is that a serious question? The guys arse stunk of shit I know there is no medical condition there, he had smokers breath and tried to kiss me without using a mint, chewing gum or mouthwash (all provided by the way) Perhaps his terrible BO was a medical condition but in all seriousness the guy admitted himself he just came straight from work with no shower so I hope that answers your question and with regards to myself respect that comments a little below the belt I didnt want to offend or upset him and NO I am in no way desperate for the money!!

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Funny how some people take a little out of your sentance but not the whole sentance and manage to twist your words, This forum is giving me grey hair well before my time ya know that!!

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Well I met with a guy who seemed ok when he came in, I offered a shower as always but he declined. He took his clothes off and I nearly died on the spot, since he declined his offer of a shower I proceeded to give him a wee massage, I swear I was boking it wasnt just his pits it was his asre and everything was stinking of poo poo :eek: and I could bearly touch him as all I was doing was swooshing the sweat across his back nevermind the oils so I asked him what he had been doing today and he said he'd just came straight from work so I said in that case would you mind going for a shower before we start then he said ok and I swear he came out just as smelly or worse if thats possible :angry: So needless to say my body was as rigid as hell, not wanting him to come too close which is quite difficult giving the nature of the business but it was pretty awful how he didnt have enough respect for me to either turn up clean or be keen to get showered once he was here and actually wash properly.

Unfortunately thats happened to me quite a few times but generally most men turn up clean. If someone's clean I'm not bothered about them having another shower or not before we start, its completely up to them x

Ewww, a small minority of men has some kind of 'I don't care' attitude towards hygene. I wouldn't even be able to enjoy myself realising I'm not smelling fresh, because of embarrassment and because she probably wouldn't enjoy any sexual act herself.

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I always have a shower before heading out to see a lady but I always have a shower at hers as well. For me, the shower at hers is usually more to give the lady confidence that I am clean and that cleanliness matter to me.

That sums it up for me as well. All my punts have involved at least an hours train journey, a trip to the train station toilet ( :eek: ) and a bit of walking through busy towns, but even if I was punting near where I lived, I'd still have a shower when I arrived. Don't want any nasty surprises to spoil the mood or miss out on the best service possible.

My problem is I take so long showering and getting dry! Wastes valuable time I could be spending with the lady. Outcalls would be better as I could be showered and dried in my own time just before she arrives, but they aren't convenient for me. It is a bit of a shame to miss out on getting straight down to things, mutual undressing etc. but it's a necessary evil for me I suppose.

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My problem is I take so long showering and getting dry! Wastes valuable time I could be spending with the lady.

If there is one thing that has changed about me since I started punting it is that I wear my hair much shorter than I used to and that is simply because it is so much quicker to wash and dry with a cropped barnet. I guess people might say I could keep longer hair and wear a shower cap but short hair seems the simpler solution to me.

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I like to shower, as others have said, to show respect for and give confidence to the lady.

We all bat on if we encounter a whiffy minge, why risk subjecting our lady to a smelly dick? If I've had a pee since showering I wouldn't want her to go anywhere near my manhood until I was fresh again.

I have occasionally punted without a shower, on one occasion I'd showered literally 20 minutes earlier and another was in a parlour and the lady wouldn't wait for another punter to vacate the shower. I hadn't showered that time for about 3 hours and I didn't like it but being a parlour it would have totally fucked timings up and she was insistent and went for it.

I believe the utterly delectable Dollymopp once posted that she likes her guys a couple of hours post shower so they're clean but smell of man.

DG

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Ewww, a small minority of men has some kind of 'I don't care' attitude towards hygene. I wouldn't even be able to enjoy myself realising I'm not smelling fresh, because of embarrassment and because she probably wouldn't enjoy any sexual act herself.

I'm pretty sure that some of them don't even know they smell bad.

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if he had a shower and still stunk then it was surely not a hygiene issue but possibly a medical condition. also, i take it you carried on with the booking anyway? why didnt you have some self respect and cancel, or is the money that important to you?

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I agree that showering at the lady's place means missing out on the slow build of undressing, and I do love a bit of fooling around in underwear as a yummy appetizer. Starting off the whole meeting naked feels a bit odd and sometimes makes me nervous. But sometimes it has to be done, if you've been at work all day or the lady has a mandatory shower rule, as some (perfectly reasonably) do.

Where I can I like to shower just before going out as there's something exciting about pampering and grooming yourself right before the meeting, makes it feel special and part of the anticipation. But if a shower is necessary or required at the rendezvous, I simply get a little bit dressed afterwards then we can have some partly clothed fun.

As for the time element, it's like 5 minutes, really not worth making a fuss about is it.

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Dunno how to quote on phone, its nothing to do with self respect or the money although I suspect you already know the answer to that one as we suck cocks for a living.

You want to tell a naked smelly guy to get dressed and leave? As a female in an.already vunerable place?

Get off her case no need to imply Money grabbing whore.

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In theory this is a no-brainer, but stimulated by being assaulted on a sofa a few weeks back, I wonder on the drawback of showering as leading to something a bit too businesslike. Say I have showered, then drive 2 hrs to the meeting, I am still clean but obviously will have sweated a bit in the meantime. In this case i disclosed the facts and became engaged in spontaneous activity starting from fully clothed on said settee. Had I showered it would have been up to the bedroom without the naughty mutual undressing etc that happened naturally.

Of course if i have any doubts I am straight in the shower, but in a marginal case how do the girls feel about engaging without checking a guys hygiene?

I agree that the routine of showering and then appearing back in the room wrapped only in a towel removes some of the spontaneity and it's a foregone conclusion what is about to happen but.............

One day this week I saw someone who did not shower. It was late in the evening - he had been at work all day and had not showered prior to leaving his hotel, had no intention of doing so when he got to mine, and when we were on the bed and I was attending to his needs below the waist I got a whiff of something nasty.

When he got off the bed there was the evidence left behind on my bedcover. As i type this now, I can remember that smell and it was rank and I am pulling a face :eek:

I have one or two clients who shower and then get dressed again knowing this is not a parlour and I do not do things the parlour way.

Nice times for all please. That's the key.

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Dunno how to quote on phone, its nothing to do with self respect or the money although I suspect you already know the answer to that one as we suck cocks for a living.

You want to tell a naked smelly guy to get dressed and leave? As a female in an.already vunerable place?

Get off her case no need to imply Money grabbing whore.

Thanks sweetheart x

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