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Clients And Escorts Exchanging Christmas Presents,what To Get?

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I exchange Christmas presents with a few of my clients, but I'm completely unsure of what to get one of my favourite clients. We've been seeing each other (in a client-escort capacity) for a few years, and every year I get even more stuck on what to buy him! So, I need a bit of help please...

Guys - what could an escort buy that'd make you smile?

And girls - any ideas? Things that have maybe gone down well for you.

I have completely no idea, and I'm seeing him at the end of this week!

(Edit: oops can't correct my grammar errors in the title!)

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Difficult topic without knowing the guy. But sock are always useful:), especially nice ones, or cuff links.

I have had to give away a couple of things My girlfriend (I'm married) has given me as they would have caused to many questions at home, so that's something to keep in mind.

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A regular gave me a nice scarf about 8 years ago. Still in use.

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I exchange Christmas presents with a few of my clients, but I'm completely unsure of what to get one of my favourite clients. We've been seeing each other (in a client-escort capacity) for a few years, and every year I get even more stuck on what to buy him! So, I need a bit of help please...

(Edit: oops can't correct my grammar errors in the title!)

Sorry, I can't resist suggesting a book of English Grammar for you, from any admirer. Please take this in the spirit in which it is meant. ;) I don't wish to offend (this time).

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I exchange Christmas presents with a few of my clients, but I'm completely unsure of what to get one of my favourite clients. We've been seeing each other (in a client-escort capacity) for a few years, and every year I get even more stuck on what to buy him! So, I need a bit of help please...

Guys - what could an escort buy that'd make you smile?

And girls - any ideas? Things that have maybe gone down well for you.

I have completely no idea, and I'm seeing him at the end of this week!

(Edit: oops can't correct my grammar errors in the title!)

Does he like reading? If so, this might amuse him:

http://www.abebooks....on Flower Hotel

(And why can't we edit the titles of our posts?)

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I've given a leather belt, chocolates, a shirt.

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A packet of envelopes (recyclable ;) )

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A packet of envelopes (recyclable ;) )

You mean you've received this as a present or you'd like to?

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Thank you all for your replies, you've been a great help, all the suggestions are great :). I forgot to say that he's not got a girlfriend or wife.

Sorry, I can't resist suggesting a book of English Grammar for you, from any admirer. Please take this in the spirit in which it is meant. ;) I don't wish to offend (this time).

Haha! I'm too particular for my own good sometimes.

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I exchange Christmas presents with a few of my clients, but I'm completely unsure of what to get one of my favourite clients. We've been seeing each other (in a client-escort capacity) for a few years, and every year I get even more stuck on what to buy him! So, I need a bit of help please...

Guys - what could an escort buy that'd make you smile?

And girls - any ideas? Things that have maybe gone down well for you.

I have completely no idea, and I'm seeing him at the end of this week!

(Edit: oops can't correct my grammar errors in the title!)

Socks, so he can keep them on!

A paper bag so that if he sees and really ugly Escorts... Sorry, not very PC.

Lottery tickets.

Extra large condoms, tell them they're the only one's that will fit.

A loyalty card: 4 visits, 5th half price.

A penknife to mark his conquests on the bed post.

Etc.

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Any gift given to a punter must, by definition, be able to be taken home without arousing suspicion. That does present a real problem for the ladies. Not too many of us could account for a new pair of socks, new cuff links or a tie, etc without getting the third degree.

I therefore think that a consumable gift, or treat to be enjoyed during the punt might be appropriate. Another thought might be a gift to keep in the car, such as a CD with music that they have shagged to (sorry can't think of a neater way to put it), or some cleaning stuff for the car. Booze would not be OK, unless it is to be enjoyed mid punt. I do understand the dilemma, and will give it some more serious thought tonight.

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I have just seen the post in which Jasmine tells us the guy has no suspicious other (or should that be significant other!). In that case cuff links, a CD of music they both enjoy, Strawberry's suggestion of a belt is good, a book, even something as mundane as good linen handkerchiefs (not many guys treat themselves to such things.

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I buy regs choccies / jeewllery ( not that expensive) / lingerie. I get wine / wine / wine. Reason - I don't have to explain where it came from and I love drinking it.

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I am facing this problem this year...this is the first xmas i am working fulltime and i have received a couple of presents..am crap at buying for family and friends as it is. So will probably just buy a bottle of something for them to drink at their next booking.

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I am facing this problem this year...this is the first xmas i am working fulltime and i have received a couple of presents..am crap at buying for family and friends as it is. So will probably just buy a bottle of something for them to drink at their next booking.

That goes down well so long as they are not driving. May I suggest that you also get some sparkling grape juice such as Schloer ( other drinks are available!) that they can mix.

I don't have a regular so this problem doesn't arise for me I am glad to say. I think is can be quite difficult.

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That goes down well so long as they are not driving. May I suggest that you also get some sparkling grape juice such as Schloer ( other drinks are available!) that they can mix.

I don't have a regular so this problem doesn't arise for me I am glad to say. I think is can be quite difficult.

I generally have soft drinks in anyway...maybe some mince pies to eat god its a bloody minefield!Have been told no need to get me anything..but then i feel tight!

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Where there'a a tone there's someone (usually a bloke) around to lower it!! Very funny though!

Indeed. Guilty as ever. :)

The review of this one http://www.amazon.co...54559933&sr=8-2 by "Wayne Redhart" (first review you come to) is worth a look for an extra chuckle.

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I exchange Christmas presents with a few of my clients

I've never done this before. Is this normal? Do my regulars think I'm a tight-arse bastard cos they've never had a xmas present off me?

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I've never done this before. Is this normal? Do my regulars think I'm a tight-arse bastard cos they've never had a xmas present off me?

Not at all :) The client I gave presents to I have seen once a week for six years so he is very close to me. As for receiving presents, I do occasionally but it is never expected as we get paid enough as it is.. So do not worry.

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Amazon or John Lewis vouchers , especially if you've cancelled on him a couple of times .

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