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Any hints for happy punting in England?

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I'll have to be in England, near London mostly, for December and January except during the holidays at the end of the year. It probably won't be convenient to take time off for punting breaks back in any of the countries where the best punts are. It will be even less convenient to give up punting for so long. I thought I'd sworn off English punting, but now I may have to try it again. That's why I'd appreciate any advice on how to find the best results in your part of the world.

I'm talking about best combined quality and quantity of activity in a booking for a fixed amount of time.

In England I've usually chosen independents, this century anyway, and bookings of an hour or so. Enough time for 2 rounds, and occasionally more, because that's what I like. I'm glad to book a longer period if the prospects look good enough.

I've had basically only 2 kinds of experience in England. In the last example of one of those the WG was as active as a pudding, and a nonstop talker about her nuisance neighbours. Fine if I wasn't paying, but I was. There was no timeout for the monologue the way she read her clock, and she didn't forget to do that. It was all part of the service period, if you could call it service. The general message in any punt of that kind has been "Fuck me if you have to, but don't expect me to make it any easier for you."

When I've tried parlours, that's the only kind of experience I've seen.

In the second kind, the message is "Personally I'm above this sort of thing, but I'll give this guy my usual formula act and assume he's enough of a fool to take it and be grateful." My last one of those was from a WG who trades on her ladylike image. It came with the most polite ladylike imitation noises of pleasure I can remember hearing anywhere. Normally I'm well behaved, but this time I was so annoyed by the starvation rations and being taken so obviously for a fool that I said after the end of her artistic act "Well played dear, but perhaps you ought to think about changing your coach." That brought the social temperature down to somewhere below freezing. I'm still glad I said it.

In each kind of treatment it's clear the WG believes there should be only 1 round of sex in the package. Usually various tricks are involved to stop you getting to a second. By now I've seen them all.

If you've done better than that, how do you find your best punts? If you're a regular punter you must have had many punts like the ones I've mentioned. Could you have noticed anything in advance to predict a difference between those and the best WGs? I know there are no rules to guarantee success, but you may have some suggestions for how to do better in England than I've done. That's all I'm looking for.

Positive Punternet FRs haven't helped me much, even excluding reports from 1-report authors because of the risk that those are fakes. For my last 4 punts 3 of the WGs had reports there. For 2 they were entirely positive. Reports were generally positive for the third, with nothing strongly negative. All lies, I'd say, except that you have to make some allowance for excitable punters with overheated imaginations.

The same goes for any self-recommendations on the WGs' sites. All of the 4 have them.

There's one factor I've just thought of. It may be relevant, or may not. In my 3 best punts in England (not brilliant by the best international standards but very acceptable), which were all a long time ago, one WG said she was 26, one was about 25 and the third would have been just under 30. In the 4 punts I've been talking about, the oldest WG more or less admitted to being 45 or more, two of the others looked 40 or so and the fourth was probably 38 or 39. Do the older WGs in England wear out quickly?

All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

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I'll have to be in England, near London mostly, for December and January except during the holidays at the end of the year. It probably won't be convenient to take time off for punting breaks back in any of the countries where the best punts are. It will be even less convenient to give up punting for so long. I thought I'd sworn off English punting, but now I may have to try it again. That's why I'd appreciate any advice on how to find the best results in your part of the world.

I'm talking about best combined quality and quantity of activity in a booking for a fixed amount of time.

In England I've usually chosen independents, this century anyway, and bookings of an hour or so. Enough time for 2 rounds, and occasionally more, because that's what I like. I'm glad to book a longer period if the prospects look good enough.

I've had basically only 2 kinds of experience in England. In the last example of one of those the WG was as active as a pudding, and a nonstop talker about her nuisance neighbours. Fine if I wasn't paying, but I was. There was no timeout for the monologue the way she read her clock, and she didn't forget to do that. It was all part of the service period, if you could call it service. The general message in any punt of that kind has been "Fuck me if you have to, but don't expect me to make it any easier for you."

When I've tried parlours, that's the only kind of experience I've seen.

In the second kind, the message is "Personally I'm above this sort of thing, but I'll give this guy my usual formula act and assume he's enough of a fool to take it and be grateful." My last one of those was from a WG who trades on her ladylike image. It came with the most polite ladylike imitation noises of pleasure I can remember hearing anywhere. Normally I'm well behaved, but this time I was so annoyed by the starvation rations and being taken so obviously for a fool that I said after the end of her artistic act "Well played dear, but perhaps you ought to think about changing your coach." That brought the social temperature down to somewhere below freezing. I'm still glad I said it.

In each kind of treatment it's clear the WG believes there should be only 1 round of sex in the package. Usually various tricks are involved to stop you getting to a second. By now I've seen them all.

If you've done better than that, how do you find your best punts? If you're a regular punter you must have had many punts like the ones I've mentioned. Could you have noticed anything in advance to predict a difference between those and the best WGs? I know there are no rules to guarantee success, but you may have some suggestions for how to do better in England than I've done. That's all I'm looking for.

Positive Punternet FRs haven't helped me much, even excluding reports from 1-report authors because of the risk that those are fakes. For my last 4 punts 3 of the WGs had reports there. For 2 they were entirely positive. Reports were generally positive for the third, with nothing strongly negative. All lies, I'd say, except that you have to make some allowance for excitable punters with overheated imaginations.

The same goes for any self-recommendations on the WGs' sites. All of the 4 have them.

There's one factor I've just thought of. It may be relevant, or may not. In my 3 best punts in England (not brilliant by the best international standards but very acceptable), which were all a long time ago, one WG said she was 26, one was about 25 and the third would have been just under 30. In the 4 punts I've been talking about, the oldest WG more or less admitted to being 45 or more, two of the others looked 40 or so and the fourth was probably 38 or 39. Do the older WGs in England wear out quickly?

All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

Am hunting for the instruction booklet.

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I doubt if anyone could help you.

Have you thought of video-conferencing, maybe you could do your work from where ever it is you live and not have to come here ?

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To be brutally honest, you sound like you've already decided that any punt you get in England is going to be shite. Therefore, as you walk in with your negative frame of mind - it WILL be shite.

You've told us 'They all act, even the 'good' ones were acting, all the FR's are lies, no-one really enjoys themselves'.

Why bother?

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(Age+5) + (Size+3) unless you are visiting Strawberry!

or something like that.

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You are either unlucky or make bad choices. Sounds like you might need to adopt a slightly happier disposition as well.

I do not live in the UK. But I would not punt anywhere else. It's great. Lots of beautiful women with a good attitude, providing a good service at reasonable prices (I say).

My next trip to the UK is in September 2010. Can't wait. Now - where is that "To see" list I was working on?

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Unfortunately this backward nation hasn't yet been known to offer an android working girl service. One suitable enough to give all of her heart, soul and immortality to a 'know's what he wants' kind of international jetsetter like yourself. Maybe next century (if you're lucky guv).

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Unfortunately this backward nation hasn't yet been known to offer an android working girl service. One suitable enough to give all of her heart, soul and immortality to a 'know's what he wants' kind of international jetsetter like yourself. Maybe next century (if you're lucky guv).

Hahahaha you echoed my thoughts - I am now worried that you have mastered a Vulcan Mind Melt... ;)

As for the OP - judging by the glimpse into his personality and attitude as displayed in this post, maybe even the best and most professional escorts tend to grit their teeth and try and get him out of the door lol. Trying to please a pompous miserable misogynist tends to require an acting class I doubt even Lee Strasberg could deliver!

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I am not sure whether this post is about finding out how to make good choices when booking WGs in England or a post about how WGs in England are shite.

I try so hard not to judge people on posts but you sound so worn out. Maybe more worn out than the WGs you have visited.

What you say doesnt tally with what i provide or what the majority of girls i know provide. So as someone else has pointed out, maybe you are very unlucky?

The things you said were deeply offensive to me. I cant remember how many English WGs you said youd seen (there was so much info to digest in one sitting) but you cannot judge a whole group of people on a few bad experiences. I believe theres a word for that...

As for knowing what makes for a good booking for you, only you can know. You dont find the reviews helpful, what makes you think youll find other peoples opinions on how to select a good WG more helpful? Its all ruddy pot luck really, no amout of reviews or research will guarantee you will click with a certain girl on a certain day.

But if you go somewhere with a shitty attitude and a closed mind (i speak only for myself), you get back what you put in.

Maybe you should cut your loses and spend your money elsewhere? Why risk it, you obviously think it aint gonna work out.

Thats my opinion, for what its worth.

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As regards the "ladylike noises" your previous lady made. I can only say you ought to hear yourselves sometimes! Ive had occasions where clients have let out a slight gasp and others where I almost had to clap my hand over his mouth so people in the next street wouldnt overhear! Its a very personal thing.

Ive no axe to grind as im not in the area you will be in. But why not make it clear that you want 2 rounds as many people book longer appointments as they wish to take thier time. One extra minute on the phone to save disapointment?

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One area I agree on:- For a 1 hour booking "one shot and you're out" is appalling.

It does happen... but it really is rare.... if well reviewed ladies are consistently applying it to you, it might be time to ask yourself if you're upsetting them in some way?

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Positive Punternet FRs haven't helped me much...All lies, I'd say, except that you have to make some allowance for excitable punters with overheated imaginations.

All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

If you don't put any faith in the FRs, why do you think any advice you might receive here would be any better? By and large it's the same "excitable punters with overheated imaginations" that post here.

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I'll have to be in England, near London mostly, for December and January except during the holidays at the end of the year. It probably won't be convenient to take time off for punting breaks back in any of the countries where the best punts are. It will be even less convenient to give up punting for so long. I thought I'd sworn off English punting, but now I may have to try it again. That's why I'd appreciate any advice on how to find the best results in your part of the world.

I'm talking about best combined quality and quantity of activity in a booking for a fixed amount of time.

In England I've usually chosen independents, this century anyway, and bookings of an hour or so. Enough time for 2 rounds, and occasionally more, because that's what I like. I'm glad to book a longer period if the prospects look good enough.

I've had basically only 2 kinds of experience in England. In the last example of one of those the WG was as active as a pudding, and a nonstop talker about her nuisance neighbours. Fine if I wasn't paying, but I was. There was no timeout for the monologue the way she read her clock, and she didn't forget to do that. It was all part of the service period, if you could call it service. The general message in any punt of that kind has been "Fuck me if you have to, but don't expect me to make it any easier for you."

When I've tried parlours, that's the only kind of experience I've seen.

In the second kind, the message is "Personally I'm above this sort of thing, but I'll give this guy my usual formula act and assume he's enough of a fool to take it and be grateful." My last one of those was from a WG who trades on her ladylike image. It came with the most polite ladylike imitation noises of pleasure I can remember hearing anywhere. Normally I'm well behaved, but this time I was so annoyed by the starvation rations and being taken so obviously for a fool that I said after the end of her artistic act "Well played dear, but perhaps you ought to think about changing your coach." That brought the social temperature down to somewhere below freezing. I'm still glad I said it.

In each kind of treatment it's clear the WG believes there should be only 1 round of sex in the package. Usually various tricks are involved to stop you getting to a second. By now I've seen them all.

If you've done better than that, how do you find your best punts? If you're a regular punter you must have had many punts like the ones I've mentioned. Could you have noticed anything in advance to predict a difference between those and the best WGs? I know there are no rules to guarantee success, but you may have some suggestions for how to do better in England than I've done. That's all I'm looking for.

Positive Punternet FRs haven't helped me much, even excluding reports from 1-report authors because of the risk that those are fakes. For my last 4 punts 3 of the WGs had reports there. For 2 they were entirely positive. Reports were generally positive for the third, with nothing strongly negative. All lies, I'd say, except that you have to make some allowance for excitable punters with overheated imaginations.

The same goes for any self-recommendations on the WGs' sites. All of the 4 have them.

There's one factor I've just thought of. It may be relevant, or may not. In my 3 best punts in England (not brilliant by the best international standards but very acceptable), which were all a long time ago, one WG said she was 26, one was about 25 and the third would have been just under 30. In the 4 punts I've been talking about, the oldest WG more or less admitted to being 45 or more, two of the others looked 40 or so and the fourth was probably 38 or 39. Do the older WGs in England wear out quickly?

All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

Yes,I find if you treat the ladies with a bit of respect it works wonders.

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All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

I'd change your name and stay away from England.

BTW. Isn't sex about getting a little excitable?

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The original posters name says it all "Unperson"!!!

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Perhaps Jack Dee could make a recommendation?

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I'd appreciate any advice on how to find the best results in your part of the world.

The general message in any punt of that kind has been "Fuck me if you have to, but don't expect me to make it any easier for you." In the second kind, the message is "Personally I'm above this sort of thing, but I'll give this guy my usual formula act and assume he's enough of a fool to take it and be grateful."

Positive Punternet FRs haven't helped me much

All ideas for improved punting gratefully received.

Re PN reviews, I've found the opposite. After a while, you get to trust certain posters and reviewers, and I don't recall ever having had a bad time after a recommendation from a trusted source. It's what this site is for, after all.

Re 'Best punts', it depends on what your practical and physical expectations are, and in this regard you don't say, but I've found the overall standard in London to be pretty good these days. It's a competitive market, and flooded with eastern Europeans who, in the main, understand that it is, and many girls will and do go the extra mile.

Re attitude and service.....yeah, I know you've got to do battle with classic British customer 'service', and I've never quite got used to the notion either that people who take your money from you somehow want to punish you for wanting to spend it with them, but just accept it as a British thing, and that it's going to happen in most retail situations anyway, and try and get past it.

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