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Biggest Punting Fears

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Apart from having a bad punt, what are your greatest punting fears?

Mine are...

Checking on the agency website to find that my favourite regular girl's profile is no longer there.

Being unable to find the address of the punt or finding the location is in a very public place.

Meeting someone I know after the punt and I know I reek of lotions and baby oil and pussy.

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Getting busted mid punt by police, along with the shame that will follow!

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Arriving on the wrong day

Finding she is double booked

Meeting the vicar at the gate

A police raid

Her husband coming home

That's enough for now. It will give me nightmares!!

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Apart from having a bad punt, what are your greatest punting fears?

Mine are...

Checking on the agency website to find that my favourite regular girl's profile is no longer there.

Being unable to find the address of the punt or finding the location is in a very public place.

Meeting someone I know after the punt and I know I reek of lotions and baby oil and pussy.

I actually deliberately went to a meeting at work half an hour after a recent lunchtime punt with my nob still reeking of baby wipes. It took all my efforts to keep a big smug smile appearing on my face knowing what mischief I had just been upto!

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Agree with Tom, seeing the profile disappear!

Then meeting someone so serious she doesn't want a bit of a gossip!!! lol

Then the dreaded walk after some munter aged 30 on her profile, who looks older than my wife 50, with blurred face pics, and over 100 positive reviews has answered the door

Being told that Smiths is a more considerate lover than I am!

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My biggest fear is believe it or not - getting diarrhoea mid punt. :eek:

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My biggest fear is believe it or not - getting diarrhoea mid punt. :eek:

lol

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seeing that beautiful new Thai girl and finding out all is not what it seems....... :eek:

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That my gf calls my mobile mid punt and I forget to 'lock' it before putting it in my bag and it 'answers' her call all on its own

(i know this is possible because quite often I'll ring a friend or relative and their phone will answer my call while its in their pocket or bag, theyre completely oblivious to whats happened though - also, a number of times, I've gotten called by someone i know from their phone while its in their bag or pocket, usually theyre on the train for some odd reason)

So......my gf rings me mid punt, my phone is in my bag and it 'answers' her call, and she then hears all the punting noises in the background :eek: :eek:

For this reason I always completely shutdown my phone once the girl lets me into her flat.

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Arriving on the wrong day

Finding she is double booked

Meeting the vicar at the gate Is there something about him you know that we don't? I get the impression he's lovely..lol

A police raid

Her husband coming home

That's enough for now. It will give me nightmares!!

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Apart from having a bad punt, what are your greatest punting fears?

Mine are...

Checking on the agency website to find that my favourite regular girl's profile is no longer there.

Being unable to find the address of the punt or finding the location is in a very public place.

Meeting someone I know after the punt and I know I reek of lotions and baby oil and pussy.

Just a thought, but have you asked her if she'll give you her telephone number. I hate all contact having to go via an agency and it makes a big difference to me if a girl I'm fond of will trust me with her telephone number. I have asked three regulars for their phone number and two have been fine with this. They also have mine. You can always agree rules on how and when you get in contact. The 3rd girl is no longer a regular.

Biggest fear: my favourite regular stops responding to my texts and then her profile disappears :o LOL (not).

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Agree with Tom, seeing the profile disappear!

Then meeting someone so serious she doesn't want a bit of a gossip!!! lol

Then the dreaded walk after some munter aged 30 on her profile, who looks older than my wife 50, with blurred face pics, and over 100 positive reviews has answered the door

Being told that Smiths is a more considerate lover than I am!

I can guarantee there is no fear of that happening. I am not a lover when punting, i am a shagger looking for sex. My biggest fear is being lied to and arriving to find the WG from hell with a bad attitude and looking as sexy as Ena Sharples. :eek:;)

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Not enjoying myself. If I was worried about phone/police/neighbours etc. then I wouldn't ever have punted. You reach a point in life where you've grown up to the degree that you have the confidence to make your choices and get on with it, taking responsibility for yourself in the process. Sitting around fretting that the ceiling could give in at any moment is simply a lack of maturity. My only fear was leaving a punt feeling let down and unfulfilled. Which, because it happened with increasing frequency, led to my more or less resigning from the hobby. And that was due to the realisation that things weren't happening because of me, not the service provider failing to do her job.

It boils down to the same observation I made in another post. You read this board for much more than a day and in very large part get the impression that punters are a group of self-obsessed and immature men who fret like schoolboys about "getting caught" and obsess delusionally about whether girls they are paying for sex are getting off on their company. Once I saw this in myself and fronted up, that was pretty much me done with being a regular punter.

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as sexy as Ena Sharples. :eek:;)

Now you're talking! If ever a woman was born to dominate! Imagine that hairnet draped over you cock while she..........I can't go on. I'm too excited.......

My worries are making smellies whilst with the lady. Also leaving any unfortunate evidence of my presence on the bed or furniture. I am quite paranoid on these points. My ideal would be compulsory bidets. Even if I didn't think I needed a shower and the lady didn't think I needed a shower I would still ask to use the shower to wash my bum if I was unsure about my cleanliness. It really is a paranoia!

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Being held up by some transport fuck up and being late or missing the appointment altogether.

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On an overnighter, I tend to take a imodium tablet from the chemist, that way I can be fairly sure no little accidents like that happen.

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My worries are making smellies whilst with the lady. Also leaving any unfortunate evidence of my presence on the bed or furniture. I am quite paranoid on these points. My ideal would be compulsory bidets. Even if I didn't think I needed a shower and the lady didn't think I needed a shower I would still ask to use the shower to wash my bum if I was unsure about my cleanliness. It really is a paranoia!

Keep some wet wipes in the glove compartment of the PJet. They are invaluable. Many's the time I have popped into a pub or bookmakers and used the loo for a last minute check-n-wipe pre appointment.

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It boils down to the same observation I made in another post. You read this board for much more than a day and in very large part get the impression that punters are a group of self-obsessed and immature men who fret like schoolboys about "getting caught" and obsess delusionally about whether girls they are paying for sex are getting off on their company. Once I saw this in myself and fronted up, that was pretty much me done with being a regular punter.

I'll put my hand up to the charge of being immature (cf endless custard references etc) but I have never worried about being caught and my default assumption about escorts getting off on sexual encounters with clients is that they don't. Any evidence to the contrary I have taken as good acting (except possibly in one case) and good manners and practice on the part of the escort.

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Apart from having a bad punt, what are your greatest punting fears?

Running out of custard :o

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Running out of custard :o

The horror, the horror!

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(runs out to the nearest food bank and is pleased to see they still have some available)....I was worried them.

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(runs out to the nearest food bank and is pleased to see they still have some available)....I was worried them.

One day the world's reserves of custard will run out and we will return to the dark ages. I just hope that it doesn't happen in my lifetime.

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Another fear...........

The thought that some dopey twat might bring a jug of custard with him :cool:

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Another fear...........

The thought that some dopey twat might bring a jug of custard with him :cool:

:P :P :P :P

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Another fear...........

The thought that some dopey twat might bring a jug of custard with him :cool:

I just knew that would bring Sarah out of the closet :P:D

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