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Whats The Next Level.

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

You do the things that you can't say you do

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

Based on your post, I would fuck myself (as there's clearly no better fuck around). And now that you've masturbated in public (see your post), sex does seem the logical next thing.

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

Swinging from the chandeliers for a start

Then the mile high club

Then sex in the Arabian desert just before you get arrested for offending their moral code.

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Perhaps, like Byron, you become disillusioned with the world of sex, and go help the Greeks fight a revolution against their oppressors, then Turkish, now EU?

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

Buy a bigger trumpet to blow

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

Well your either good at sex or the girl is just good at faking it :D

I dont think Im getting better...

I was having a wank the other night.... and my hand fell asleep....

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"Taffypunter" as a nick? Bet the sheep are worried

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if your that good, perhaps you should be getting it for free???...or even try charging the girls?....

sounds like they would be getting a bargain

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Good sex leads to anal. Anal leads to you taking it up the bum. Taking it up the bum leads to swinging/sex clubs.

Those are the rules.

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Try Sweet Wednesdays or anywhere south of the equator.

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The next level is level 8 . You might need a ladder though as its up on a pedastal.:D

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Good sex leads to anal. Anal leads to you taking it up the bum. Taking it up the bum leads to swinging/sex clubs.

Those are the rules.

If they are the rules ...... then I'm tearing up my membership card. I'm not gonna be taking anything up the bum :eek:

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Why have to have a next level. Its not a competition. Just have fun doing what you can do with ladys you want to do it with. Isnt that the whole point of sex ....the fun of doing it.

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

get yourself a website and call it................ "You should be paying me"

PMSL

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Well your either good at sex or the girl is just good at faking it :D

I dont think Im getting better...

I was having a wank the other night.... and my hand fell asleep....

LOL :D

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Based on your post, I would fuck myself (as there's clearly no better fuck around). And now that you've masturbated in public (see your post), sex does seem the logical next thing.

lol!!!!!! :lol:

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Hmmm I wasn't aware that being able to go for hours made anyone good at sex...I rather thought being good in the sack meant being able to have mutually satisfying experiences together...hmmm where to go next eh? Well why don't you become an actor in porn movies..I believe stamina and being able to cum on cue is a required part of the job?

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Now, I hate to say it, but I am getting rather good at sex. I can go for as long as I want, seem to have complete control of litlle Taffy and know a few tried and tested moves courtesy of our American cousins and their marvellous porn films. So, whats next? What's the next level? Where do we go from here...........

I have no idea what your next level is as i dont know you so where you go from here is up to you. For me i got a bit bored with the same old same old so tried parties which opened up a whole new world of punting opportunities.

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Why have to have a next level. Its not a competition. Just have fun doing what you can do with ladys you want to do it with. Isnt that the whole point of sex ....the fun of doing it.

no, the fun is trying stuff and finding out if its good or not. Or going with new partners and finding out if they rock yer boat.

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Poor guy probably used to suffer from prem ejac, now he doesn't and he's trying to share his happiness with us, and what do you callous bastards do?

I would say try MFF or MMF

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Buy some custard??? :ph34r:

(sorry...but i just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading a thread about custard, but feel if am of use here then those 10 minutes weren't wasted :lol: )

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That bloody custard !!

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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