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To be fair, I admire those who take the time. I am mostly busy, usually squashing the odd punt between meetings, sports days and ever worsening wife confrontations.

But. I have detected that a few of my punting afficianados/competitors are commiting a serious amount of keyboard thumping to the description of the dirty deed. Well done them I guess but are these descriptions real? If so, then they have a much better memory than moi. Then again, everyone has a better nemory.

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To be fair, I admire those who take the time. I am mostly busy, usually squashing the odd punt between meetings, sports days and ever worsening wife confrontations.

But. I have detected that a few of my punting afficianados/competitors are commiting a serious amount of keyboard thumping to the description of the dirty deed. Well done them I guess but are these descriptions real? If so, then they have a much better memory than moi. Then again, everyone has a better nemory.

I believe the advice for writing FR's on here says something along the lines of "please don't write an essay" ? Short, accurate and to the point are the ones I prefer reading along the lines of age, attractiveness of face and particular parts of her body, and were they as accurate as portrayed in her adverts and photos. Safety of the venue and parking and then, of course, just how good she was at delivering the services she advertises :P ( or mediocre :( as the case may be )

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Why not take a voice recorder into the punt and get it all on microchip and then play it back to relive the experience and refresh your memory when reporting later .

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I enjoy the longer ones when they contain some wit as well as the important data.

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I believe the advice for writing FR's on here says something along the lines of "please don't write an essay" ? Short, accurate and to the point are the ones I prefer reading along the lines of age, attractiveness of face and particular parts of her body, and were they as accurate as portrayed in her adverts and photos. Safety of the venue and parking and then, of course, just how good she was at delivering the services she advertises :P ( or mediocre :( as the case may be )

Carparking was close by. Her place was ok. She was f*****g awesome in appearance and performance. :D Just for you Jack :lol: For the real thing see below.

I enjoy the longer ones when they contain some wit as well as the important data.

I have always looked at it as "don't write an unnecessarily long and boring essay. The better the time I've have had and therefore the better the value for money I have received tends to be reflected in the length of my FR. If I've been disappointed I find it's a struggle to write about it without being unduly offensive and I don't wish to be offensive to any one. Generally speaking the longer the FR the better the time I've had but that is a huge generalisation. There are lots of factors to take in to account. I'm trying, probably unsuccessfully, not to dig a hole for myself here because there are ladies on this forum who are able to read all my FR's.

When considering what to put in the FR I try and consider what would be helpful to another client. I know that some people want to read all the lurid details but I prefer to hint at what's gone on rather than write a porn novel. I also consider what the lady would and would not want in the FR. I also consider how much of myself I want to reveal. I'm good at putting segments together to form a whole and there are others who are able to do the same thing.

"She has a flat within walking distance of the railway station" is acceptable. "She lives in a flat on the fifth floor of the block next to the railway station right above the taxi rank" is not acceptable.

So although I agree with "don't write an essay" I would say please don't miss out something important simply because you think you may have written too much. On the journey home as well as reliving the happy experience (hopefully) I'm also thinking about what I would put in the FR when I get home. I like to submit the FR while it's still fresh in my mind because if I do that it's more likely to be a truer FR than a couple of weeks later when my memory has dimmed. :ph34r::D

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I generally ask if it will be OK for me to write a FR. Like Gibbs, I try not to give away information that could identify the exact house etc but like to mention things like parking, nosy curtain twitchers etc.

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I don't mid how long the review is as long as they tell you something useful - why bother writing a review if you're going to say 'what went on between me and the lady will remain private' which a heck of a lot seem to do!

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I don't mid how long the review is as long as they tell you something useful - why bother writing a review if you're going to say 'what went on between me and the lady will remain private' which a heck of a lot seem to do!

This keeps coming up.

First I will repeat my mantra that it is entirely up to the fr writer what he writes. If othrs don't like it or learn much, tough.

There are so many frs written now (used to be a dozen new ones every 3 weeks or so in the earlier days) that if one doesn't tick your fr boxes, chances are there's another one from a few weeks earlier that had what you wanted or it will appear soon.

I happen not to like the weird euphemisms used for various aspects of sex such as names for condoms and so on but variety of styles probably produces a richer overall content and stricter rules might even have prevented us from enjoying manmeat!

Long, short, informative or frankly useless, there'll be another one along soon and it is up to the writer as long as inappropriate comments are not included ... always.

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I like to submit the FR while it's still fresh in my mind because if I do that it's more likely to be a truer FR than a couple of weeks later when my memory has dimmed. :ph34r::D

I used to do that, but my subjective was clouded by what had taken place, I now try to write what took lace in a draft, and then 24 hours later look at it again in the cold light of day and make changes to what is said.

I notice that there are many changes at times in what I was going to say, and at times I just end up not saying anything as I dont think it is appropriate to post all the time a fr, unless their is very little written about the lady.

When I re-read some of my earlier reports, I cringe at them for what I have said. so please remember that although we are passing on info to others who might be intrested in seeing the same escort, our words will be on view for a long time.

It would also be intresting to hear what the escorts themself have to say about fr's.

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Well said Spklors.

I've written a few reviews in my time but would be particularly cautious when writing a negative review.

For the punter, this can be a way of letting off steam after a disappointing experience. For the WG this can have serious and long term consequences for her ability to earn a living.

Also, as I have posted elsewhere, some reviewers seem far too happy to disclose personal details on the WG that they may have picked up in pillow talk that was never expected to then be posted on the internet for world wide dissemination.

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I personally enjoy reading the long reviews, you know they are most likely all or mostly real "stories" that have actually happened, not something that someone has made up.

I think i type medium lengthed reviews, i would type more but i realise some people skim or just dont read them, and im the same... if i read a lot of boring, pointless mumbo jumbo then i tend to skim through it.

Its interesting and good fun reading what the girl has been doing and how dirty/whatever she is.

Short reviews are pointless, they're as good as a quicky shag. A medium or long length review gives you a far better perspective of what you will get "for your money" with her.

Some escorts dont like field reports, they like to keep everything tight lipped. Its why i always ask her if she wants me to a report for her, most girls have said yes from my experience, some of which say for me to leave out certain details.

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I'm interested that none of the ladies have yet appeared to tell us what they like/dislike about long/short/medium field reports.

How do they react to poor reports, bearing in mind that there is a rebuttal option open to them?

Do they always welcome reports or are there times when a no report might be appreciated?

Come on girls talk to us!!

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I enjoy the longer ones when they contain some wit as well as the important data.

So do I. That's why when writing my FR's I also try and write them in an entertaining style.

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Like Gibbs, I try not to give away information that could identify the exact house etc

Also, as I have posted elsewhere, some reviewers seem far too happy to disclose personal details on the WG that they may have picked up in pillow talk that was never expected to then be posted on the internet for world wide dissemination.

It cannot be emphasised too strongly how really, really, really important it is NEVER to give any information that can lead directly to the lady or give her any cause for concern.

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As a service provider who allows reviews, I welcome them.

Apart from my own website, the punter reviews that I have are my main point of advertising. You will have to look very hard to find me - I do not suscribe to any of the advertising sites and so reviews are my best form of advert.

I do not really care what the reviewer says as long as he says the truth, and not some embellished rhubarb. Apart of that - I like the review because it tells the reader what I am like NOW and that is crucial when choosing a lady.

Cheers x

Edited by Sarah Summers

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As a lady who has to read those reviews on myself, sometimes i cringe a little. There are some things I may do with one guy that I would not do with another, and that could be down to hygiene, or attitude. Sometimes I find them a little too graphic, but hey - they are the intellectual property of the author and not mine.

You want the omelette - you gotta break some eggs x

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I don't mid how long the review is as long as they tell you something useful - why bother writing a review if you're going to say 'what went on between me and the lady will remain private' which a heck of a lot seem to do!

First I will repeat my mantra that it is entirely up to the fr writer what he writes. If othrs don't like it or learn much, tough.

I agree with both Danny and Viv. It's no help whatsoever to read "what went on etc" but it is up to the writer what he writes.

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I've written a few reviews in my time but would be particularly cautious when writing a negative review.

For the punter, this can be a way of letting off steam after a disappointing experience. For the WG this can have serious and long term consequences for her ability to earn a living.

I normally don't write an FR if I haven't enjoyed the meeting. If I do write an FR I find these easier to write because I keep them as short as possible; confine myself to the facts; and bear in mind the possible consequences for the lady. It might not have been entirely her fault that I did not enjoy meeting her.

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I like to submit the FR while it's still fresh in my mind because if I do that it's more likely to be a truer FR than a couple of weeks later when my memory has dimmed. :ph34r::D

I used to do that, but my subjective was clouded by what had taken place, I now try to write what took lace in a draft, and then 24 hours later look at it again in the cold light of day and make changes to what is said.

When I re-read some of my earlier reports, I cringe at them for what I have said. so please remember that although we are passing on info to others who might be intrested in seeing the same escort, our words will be on view for a long time.

I need to clarify "while it is still fresh in my mind". I don't mean submitting the FR within 2 or 3 hours or even within 24 hours of leaving the lady. Just like Spklors I write my FR as a draft. I use one of my private e-mail accounts; write it as if I was sending it as an e-mail; save it; go back to it a few hours later or the next day; re-read it as many times as necessary; amend or alter it and then submit it perhaps 2, 3 or 4 days after the actual meeting. But if I wait until perhaps 4 days after the meeting until writing it I may miss out something important.

Also, when I have had a good time and I have written a positive FR, I also now e-mail it to the lady concerned for her comments because I don't want to submit something that she is not happy with. Since I started doing this I haven't had one lady raise an objection. They have all been happy with the FR that I've written. I do think that a simple courtesy like asking their approval for a positive review is appreciated. I would never submit something that the lady did not like.

Also, as Spklors has said, I cringe at some of my earlier efforts. One in particular. I do not like being explicit in my reports. I try to write in such a manner that the reader knows exactly what I am referring to without being specific or crude. In an early FR I was so delighted by my meeting with a lady that I got carried away and wrote in a way that I would never do now. Far too much detail. She may not have thought anything about it but I do think it should have been worded better.

Again to agree with Spklors. What we write will be there for a long time.

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I believe the advice for writing FR's on here says something along the lines of "please don't write an essay" ? Short, accurate and to the point are the ones I prefer reading along the lines of age, attractiveness of face and particular parts of her body, and were they as accurate as portrayed in her adverts and photos. Safety of the venue and parking and then, of course, just how good she was at delivering the services she advertises :P ( or mediocre :( as the case may be )

AW asks for details as 'readers like to read about these' and its good wanking material?

MIne are usually wriitten with AW readers in mind, usually checked with the lady and then copied, edited and pasted here and sometimes on other sites.

I also keep (a well hidden) copy for my own enjoyment.

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I'm amazed at the amount of time you guys put into your reviews. When I produce one, I knock it out - first draft, proof it and submit it. Bosh.

I only ever write FRs if the punt is truly outstanding.

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Some people can write good FR's in a few minutes and some need a little longer and the reverse applies. As long as it's honest and understandable.

If the visit has been really enjoyable then write an FR. Also write one if the visit had been a disaster. I agree that there doesn't seem to be much point in writing an FR for a mediocre visit.

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I'm grateful for other guys doing reviews, but don't appreciate explicit details which seem creepy to me, and don't see the point beyond the sort of "she delivers on her services" kind of line. Either they (or the agency) are full of shit or they aren't, and we don't need you to tell us you smashed her up the bum then shoved it down her throat to get that point across. Besides I'm more interested in if she will actually kiss and not act as if you're a scary creep in that cold way some girls are.

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we don't need you to tell us you smashed her up the bum then shoved it down her throat......... I'm more interested in if she will actually kiss and not act as if you're a scary creep.

Sometimes I think that FR's are written more for the benefit of the author than the reader.

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Sometimes I think that FR's are written more for the benefit of the author than the reader.

Oh yes, certainly. But inevitable I think.

Edited by vivluvsme

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