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Urine Therapy Drinking Your Escorts Urine.

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Hey guys I was thinking about urine therapy and if its safe to drink your escorts urine. Not that I would want to.

I have drunk my own urine before once when I was drunk as a joke. But I heard about the guy who drinks his escorts urine and wondered if thats OK to drink

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It's absolutely fine. Urine is sterile when produced with an alkaline PH value.

Shit OTOH, is not.

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It's absolutely fine. Urine is sterile when produced with an alkaline PH value.

Shit OTOH, is not.

And how do you confirm that the PH value is of the right level. Also, what about any drugs, legal or otheriwse that they may have taken, would this not have an effect on its taste/cleanliness?

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just like whatever a man eats, can affect the taste of his cum, so can whatever you eat/drink affect the smell/and i assume the taste of urine. Eating asparagas for example, as you know, can turn your urine green. being dehydrated can make for a stronger smelling, darker looking urine.

Infections can cause ketones and proteins in their aswell.

If your going to drink it, it needs to be light in colour, not too strong in smell, and fresh as it comes.

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i think Gandhi used to drink his own everyday ?

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The actress wife of Robert Bolt (and I am ashamed to have forgotten her name) drank hers every day as some form of health kick. I guess it might taste better chilled but even then I would sooner drink lager.

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And how do you confirm that the PH value is of the right level. Also, what about any drugs, legal or otheriwse that they may have taken, would this not have an effect on its taste/cleanliness?

You don't need to ascertain the exact PH value of urine. The overpowering ammonia smell you get in men's toilets, or stable manure, is indicative of urine's natural alkalinity. This is why it's used in gardening - to lower the PH values of acidic soil.

I can't comment with regard to taste after taking drugs, foodstuffs are more likely to influence the 'flavour' as they're taken in larger quantities. Drugs, legal or otherwise, are consumed in smaller doses, although I agree, they may well affect the taste.

I cannot find any empirical evidence to suggest that the practice is harmful, my observations are based entirely on my personal experience.

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Look what it did to Sarah Miles. Cuckoooooooooo....

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@ porker paul

How can you tell the difference between piss and lager?

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@ porker paul

How can you tell the difference between piss and lager?

Piss is generally warmer but that's all.

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Rum and black will make urine taste strongly of blackcurrant but I find that wines and beers make no discernible difference to the overall taste. Ever drunk your own?

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There is a story of an old American Indian tribesman who only ever drank tea. A peculiar man who stayed in his tent all the time. One day when the rest of the tribe had not seen nor heard a thing for days - no smoke coming out of the tent either - decided to take a look............

They found him dead in his own teepee

*looks for coat*

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There is a story of an old American Indian tribesman who only ever drank tea. A peculiar man who stayed in his tent all the time. One day when the rest of the tribe had not seen nor heard a thing for days - no smoke coming out of the tent either - decided to take a look............

They found him dead in his own teepee

*looks for coat*

Oh FFS!!! :wacko:

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I enjoy it. Its my little kink. I just have trouble finding the ones that are good at watersports.

stevenxx

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I enjoy it. Its my little kink. I just have trouble finding the ones that are good at watersports.

stevenxx

Urine a very small group of people who enjoy this.

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I enjoy it. Its my little kink. I just have trouble finding the ones that are good at watersports.

stevenxx

Can't you phone ahead and ask them to piss in a bottle and keep it warm for you?

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Would she do you a bottle to take home I wonder ?

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Piss is generally warmer but that's all.

And tastes better ....

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Isn't the point of urine therapy that you drink your own rather than someone else's? :confused:

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No more piss stories? I'm disappointed. I've got loads.

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The actress wife of Robert Bolt (and I am ashamed to have forgotten her name) drank hers every day as some form of health kick. I guess it might taste better chilled but even then I would sooner drink lager.

was it sarah miles ? i would have drunk her piss myself !!

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Rum and black will make urine taste strongly of blackcurrant but I find that wines and beers make no discernible difference to the overall taste. Ever drunk your own?

Would not the residue alcohol put you over the drink drive limit?

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My lazy bastard darling son pissed in a juice bottle one night when he was too lazy to get out of bed and go to the loo. The bottle already had some orange juice in so when he peed in it it did not look like pee...............

That's my excuse.

I was cleaning his room and saw the juice. I was hot and it looked tempting.

I took a swig. It was fucking horrible :eek:

It has become a family joke now.

Always at my expense of course.

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were

very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten

over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk

and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the

cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough

to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon

on it, so she decided to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go h ome.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that

his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,

so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights

have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife

came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with

a card stuck to her *** that said "From all of us at the Fire

Station. We'll never forget you."

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