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Having A Hair Cut From Your Hooker

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It happens tommorrow im going to get my hair cut off my escort she used to be a hairdresser so i brought my own hairdressing kit and Im taking it down and she said she will give me a hair cut.

Short Back and Sides please.

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I had a haircut today. Cost me £9.

How much is yours going to cost? :eek:

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I had a haircut today. Cost me £9.

How much is yours going to cost? :eek:

I dont think its gonna cost me any thing I hope not any way.

I payed for the hair cutting kit

It will be a service at £50 and its all inclusive.

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Cut and blowjob then? ;)

a topless hair cut would be nice

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I understand you wanted to use alliteration, but really... hooker? You sound lovely!

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Im going to Germany for mine. i'll see Herr Kut

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Well i've got a 'punt' this week & have just found out my hairdresser has gone AWOL. Might have to ask a favour, but the scissors worry me! May just go for the blow job without the cut. Topless will be good - stops my neck itching so much if i take my shirt off.

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I understand you wanted to use alliteration, but really... hooker? You sound lovely!

Would Whore have been any better?

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I dont think its gonna cost me any thing I hope not any way.

I payed for the hair cutting kit

It will be a service at £50 and its all inclusive.

But I guess the £50 gives you a certain amount of time with your lady (30 mins?) - unless the hair cut is 'off the clock' it could still work out an expensive one (when you add on the cost of the hair dressing kit). I get a decent enough cut for £8.50 although they keep the change from a tenner.

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I dont think its gonna cost me any thing I hope not any way.

I payed for the hair cutting kit

It will be a service at £50 and its all inclusive.

But I guess the £50 gives you a certain amount of time with your lady (30 mins?) - unless the hair cut is 'off the clock' it could still work out an expensive one (when you add on the cost of the hair dressing kit). I get a decent enough cut for £8.50 although they keep the change from a tenner.

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But I guess the £50 gives you a certain amount of time with your lady (30 mins?) - unless the hair cut is 'off the clock' it could still work out an expensive one (when you add on the cost of the hair dressing kit). I get a decent enough cut for £8.50 although they keep the change from a tenner.

the hair cut will be off the clock while we watch hollyoaks

normally my hair cuts cost me 3.50

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I had a haircut today. Cost me £9.

I get a decent enough cut for £8.50 although they keep the change from a tenner.

normally my hair cuts cost me 3.50

Well Mr Down. You do know how to spoil a person's enjoyment. I was nicely esconced in gloating mood and about to post that I have a selection of young ladies at my hairdressers eager to cut my hair in exchange for a mere £4 and then you have to ruin everything. My envy is definitely green. :D

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In general i find hair dressors very sexy. There's been a lot who i would like to have some fun with. Enjoy it! Next time i have a number 1 il think of you, i mean her! ;)

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I've toyed with the idea of getting a wg to shave me clean down below and then perform sweet owo to completion once I'm smooth and hairless, but then dropped the thought as such a service would come with a high risk of getting nicks/cuts and the associated risk thereafter of transmitting infection.

Its a shame as the thought of such a 'grooming' service is a real turn on :(

Edited by BillGoldberg

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normally my hair cuts cost me 3.50

Blimey!! You must have even less hair than me! Or should that be "less hair than I have"?

I await the pedants.

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Blimey!! You must have even less hair than me! Or should that be "less hair than I have"?

I await the pedants.

There is a "Pedants Corner" on Mumsnet. :D

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I've toyed with the idea of getting a wg to shave me clean down below and then perform sweet owo to completion once I'm smooth and hairless, but then dropped the thought as such a service would come with a high risk of getting nicks/cuts and the associated risk thereafter of transmitting infection.

Its a shame as the thought of such a 'grooming' service is a real turn on :(

If you do go through with this, get her to use a females razor, they make it smoother and shouldn't cut as there are a bunch designed just to do that and not injure us :P

On another note how comes male hair dressers fees are like £10??? last time i had my hair done (2 weeks ago) it costed me £275, £75 for the cut and £200 for the rainbow tips. Im surprised they are still in to be honest, they weren't permanent as the hair dresser said she nor any of her staff had done them before and didn't want to screw up my hair lol o.O

Panda -x-

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I understand you wanted to use alliteration, but really... hooker? You sound lovely!

Op does it all the time, when he started threads. He also calls clients "Johns". Hooker and John quite an American expression, but doubt that Down is a Yank. No idea why he does it, and I am sure he not going to answer you either. ( He was asked before on the previous threads and he never answered)

I don't mind how he call us, but in the context of the topics of the threads it does come across somehow ridiculous and infantile.

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If you do go through with this, get her to use a females razor, they make it smoother and shouldn't cut as there are a bunch designed just to do that and not injure us :P

On another note how comes male hair dressers fees are like £10??? last time i had my hair done (2 weeks ago) it costed me £275, £75 for the cut and £200 for the rainbow tips. Im surprised they are still in to be honest, they weren't permanent as the hair dresser said she nor any of her staff had done them before and didn't want to screw up my hair lol o.O

Panda -x-

mmmm..........interesting

thanks for the tip Panda

eek !!

( :eek: :eek: :eek: did I really mean to say that !!!??? )

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mmmm..........interesting

thanks for the tip Panda

eek !!

( :eek: :eek: :eek: did I really mean to say that !!!??? )

Maybe you did? maybe you didn't o.O When you decide which option let us know lol

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I've toyed with the idea of getting a wg to shave me clean down below and then perform sweet owo to completion once I'm smooth and hairless, but then dropped the thought as such a service would come with a high risk of getting nicks/cuts and the associated risk thereafter of transmitting infection.

Its a shame as the thought of such a 'grooming' service is a real turn on :(

I am surprised that you never was offered it. Knowing that you like to see from Far East, and theirs partiality to have a bath together, I would have thought they would insist gently guide you you for them to do it.

Of course they not going use the this Victorian "cutthroat razor" (they save it for the appendages of theirs boyfriend balls or penises if they found he gone astray). However with all this modern triple and quad razors its impossible to do any nicks and cuts. Do be extra careful if they offer you to shave hair around your bum though.

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If you do go through with this, get her to use a females razor, they make it smoother and shouldn't cut as there are a bunch designed just to do that and not injure us :P

On another note how comes male hair dressers fees are like £10??? last time i had my hair done (2 weeks ago) it costed me £275, £75 for the cut and £200 for the rainbow tips. Im surprised they are still in to be honest, they weren't permanent as the hair dresser said she nor any of her staff had done them before and didn't want to screw up my hair lol o.O

Panda -x-

because men don't get 'rainbow tips' :P

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