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End Of Days

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The world is supposed to end this Friday. How are you celebrating it punting wise? Are you getting in as many punts as possible, or trying to look innocent when the Judgement Day arrives?

Me? I have booked a hotel in London and a celebratory punt for the dat after!

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Does it? Balls! I bought all those xmas presents for nothing.

Waste of time voting for Kimberly on Strictly too..

Is there a time? Is it before or after Graham Nortons on telly?

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Nope its not going to end on friday....

I have changed my mind and will allow the world to carry on, partly because so many of you have bought presents for your regular escorts.

Though I do expect the Queen to say thirteen, ( the number of times I seen the reg this year) in the Queens speech, otherwise I may have to invent another quirky sect who will discuss the end of the world!.....

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It was supposed to end on the 12.12.12. If it's now supposed to end on the 21st, I hope my large box of choccies that I've ordered from Hotel Chocolat turn up before then, so I can scoff the lot before it ends.

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It can't end on Friday. I've got an appointment with my hairdresser booked for Saturday!

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Thanks for letting us know, I'm afraid I'm busy this Friday, I'll go to the next one

CG

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When I saw the title, and with Christmas coming up and turkeys, I thought you wanted to discuss the work of that great actor Mr Schwarzenneger (I can't spell Arrnolld). I'm sure that I won't be around when the workd comes to an end. If I am I'm sure it will take me by surprise because that's what nasty things tend to do. This friday? Same as usual. A bit of doing nothing. A bit of doing something. A lot of wishing........if only. And, bad as things are sometimes, glad to wake up on saturday.

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Ah but supposedly, the Mayans didnt account for leap years so its 3 months either late or early.

Me.. i havent really been spending the past 3 years digging underground building a shelter, stocking it with various items to keep me n the kids alive... ;)

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Ah but supposedly, the Mayans didnt account for leap years so its 3 months either late or early.

Me.. i havent really been spending the past 3 years digging underground building a shelter, stocking it with various items to keep me n the kids alive... ;)

what good is an underground shelter if the planet explodes?

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Its gonna explode!!! Damn. I thought it was summit to do with solar flares and all that ,malarky!!

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Sadly working late that day. Will probably miss it all

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Put £20 in a bag and leave it at the bottom of your garden, (used notes only, and none of Paul's £40 ones) and I will not end the world then...OK.

Oh go on then make it a tenner, but I want it by the end of thursday night, and with a christmas card.

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Going to see Roxanne in Bristol on Thursday, which gives me a few hours to savour the experience before oblivion.

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Fcuk , have booked the car in for a service on Friday , shouldn't have bothered .

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Fcuk , have booked the car in for a service on Friday , shouldn't have bothered .

At least you won't have to pay the bill!

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Do they specify what time? I've got an early booking so I should be alright with any luck.

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What times your booking at!.... :) ..okay just enjoy and I can put the end of the world back a few hours maybe.

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So, there you are on Friday morning, steaming into the vinegar strokes, your eyes cross and BLAM! The earth really does move!!!!

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Well I survived. Looking at the number of "do not disturb" signs on the hotel rooms in the Thursday afternoon, lots of folk decided to go out with a bang!

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I think the idiot that placed a bet at the bookies that the world would end must have....lol

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