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Ladies: how old was your oldest client?

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Ladies: how old was your oldest client? and did you enjoy the experience?

My reason for posting is: I am 64 and just wonder "how many more miles I will travel".

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My oldest client was 87.

I do know a girl who was seeing a 90yr old widower and she gave him pensioners rates.

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Ladies: how old was your oldest client? and did you enjoy the experience?

My reason for posting is: I am 64 and just wonder "how many more miles I will travel".

Roman, believe me you have many more great punting years ahead of you!

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Oldest client I see was 89, or was it 79, (he tried to tell me he was 59 :cool:) pleasant and sweet lol :P

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The oldest was 81( he said so) He looked about 112-113, but I estimate he was probably 95..at least.

The genuinely the oldest was guy by the name of Colin, which said me that he is "in his seventies". Eventually I found out that he was precisely 90 on our last meeting, and I am sure he did not snuffed it yet. :cool:

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the oldest i have see and still see is in his 80's and could give a lot of the younger ones a run for their money

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The gentleman did tell me he was 78.......age is just a number :cool:

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Thank you ladies for making me feel positivly juvenille!:cool::P

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Thank you ladies for making me feel positivly juvenille!:cool::)

You are as young as the lady you feel :P

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Bloody hell it looks like Ive got at least another thirty odd years left,Im all aquiver:eek:

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Thank you ladies for making me feel positivly juvenille!:cool::P

Me too:D:D

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I too was beginning to think that my punting days were nearing an end having hit 62 but you lot have positively put this old boy back on track.

Thanks all!!!! :cool::P:)

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It would be interesting to know how many of those old chaps would have been seeing WG's if Viagra and the other cock stiffening drugs hadn't been invented.

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I too was beginning to think that my punting days were nearing an end having hit 62 but you lot have positively put this old boy back on track.

Thanks all!!!! :):D:D

Good to make you smile ;)

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It would be interesting to know how many of those old chaps would have been seeing WG's if Viagra and the other cock stiffening drugs hadn't been invented.

Well laddie, I am 75 and have no need for Viagra yet as one or two ladies from this board will testify! ;)

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The oldest was 81( he said so) He looked about 112-113, but I estimate he was probably 95..at least.

The genuinely the oldest was guy by the name of Colin, which said me that he is "in his seventies". Eventually I found out that he was precisely 90 on our last meeting, and I am sure he did not snuffed it yet. ;)

How do you ladies actually know their real age? Do you ask them to bring their birth certificate or is it just guesswork?

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When I was in a relationship with an escort I once had to go down to the apartment because she'd forgotten her key card and needed letting in. He was about 84, but looked in fairly good shape. I quite admired him and sad so and metioned it later, she told me he was a regular but it was like 'fucking a cadaver',.

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My oldest gentleman is 77......very fit, able and so lovely.

I see him on a weekly basis and he is showing no signs of giving up anytime soon! ;)

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This particular gent was very proud to tell me his age ;)

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How do you ladies actually know their real age? Do you ask them to bring their birth certificate or is it just guesswork?

Neither.

In case of 90 years old guy: he claimed that he was in his "seventies", 2 years ago, then he said it was his 90th Birthday on the day of the meeting just over 2 years later.

Anyway: its not such a big deal for guys to tell a true age, whatever is asked or not. Plus, it can be lots of direct clues (I would not even call them "clues") during the conversation:

Here is a few examples:

1 My wife gave me a present for 3 flying lessons on my 50ith Birthday few months ago.

2 Last weekend my twin brother married 24yo Thai girl. She is 34 years younger then him.

3. From me: how old are you:

Him: How old do you think I am?

Me: about 53-54

Him: Almost spot on. 50, but 51 next month. ;)

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Thanks girls/laydeeeze

I came to this late but it sounds as if I might be able to manage another quarter of a century:);)

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my oldest was 74 and is now a regular client of mine who sees me once a week.

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How do you ladies actually know their real age? Do you ask them to bring their birth certificate or is it just guesswork?

When were looking through your wallet its customary to take a note of your drivers license as were stealing your money. Card numbers are handy but its all dependent on how long your in the shower as some guys are most mistrusting and rush ;)

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