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I don't think I have been here since 2009 - so this is a reflection of how severe and serious and grave my disappointment was and is. I have given this 24 hours to try to gather a more objective frame of mind - so we shall see how this pans out.

I've been living in London for a while now. Originally, I was getting up to Sheffield on a fairly regular basis. My role has changed more recently and that has seen me pretty much office based and unable to get back to my familiar territory.

For a long while, I was well and truly off the punting scene - lack of cash and lack of enthusiasm... but more recently (particularly since my more or less resident status in London) I have become prolific again - spending upwards of £1k per month on my fix. I've stuck mainly to parties - I have to say - Pam's, LAPC and Lady Marmalade... my first LMP experience was earth shatteringly good... the subsequent ones were not - and the one before Christmas was an unmitigated disaster. So much so that I wont be doing that again.

So In desperate search for the punting holy grail - I turned my attention to the Asian market. The Asian girls - as I understood it - were not cheap (far from it) but they provided unrivalled levels of service - full on PSE including A level, BBBJ with CIM, shared baths etc., etc... the sort of thing an EE girl or a Brit girl just doesn't (generally) engage in - at least in my experience.

So - after much research, I find Invasian Escorts. They truly sound like the place for the top notch Asian girl; THE place where they only take the very, very BEST of the bunch.

The website certainly sells the dream. To an extent - it tells you warts and all. They tell you about the girls reliability, about the return booking rates - about some of the poor feedback... They give the impression that they are the nuts, the dogs knackers - THE BEST OF THE BEST.

So after 2 weeks of research and plotting and planning, I settle on Cherry, Maria or Aisha - in that order - although I was really wrestling with Maria over Cherry... Cherry's slutty look and the feedback about her being a bit nuts did it for me... I liked the sound of that. The negative - if you like - was a positive to me... I thought - SHE IS THE FUCKIN' ONE!

So I attempt to book for 30th December - none of them available....

SO I try to book for 31st December - none of them available...

I'm foaming at the moutch by now and chomping at the bit to get me some Asian action... And I stumble upon Nana - formerly of Invasian - and who was in the running for my shortlist until I found out that she was no longer listed. What I stumbled upon was her own personal site. So I send her a text message at 8am on New Years Eve: "Are you available today" - 5 minutes later "What time honey?" - bish, bash, bosh - I've got me a booking for midday.

Cutting a long story short - I was underwhelmed. Older than her pics, not as attractive, not as shapely. It took forever for her to get down to the nitty gritty and whilt her BBBJ CIM was out of this fuckin' world - there was no sex or anal sex whatsoever. She just said "NEXT TIME HONEY". That left me unfulfilled. I ended up in a walk-up in Soho getting my rocks off properly. - £200 lighter for the day.

It was time for some Cherry. I had been told by Invasian that she was available on New Years Day - so I booked. And she accepted - midday on New Year's Day. Nice.

I was asked to confirm by text before 10am.

I was a sensible boy on New Year's Eve because of my pending fuckathon with the slutty looking Cherry with such amazing fr's for her raunch and unstoppable action. I was going to make the most fo this. I was going to savour this. This was going to be the highlight of 2013 that would take some beating.

Well - too fucking right it will take some beating.

If you haven't already gathered - in 28 years of punting I have NEVER been so disappointed in my life. Never have I felt so let down. Never have I felt so deflated. Never have I had such eager anticipation turn to dist so quickly.

I had complied with the agencies instructions - but no response came back.

There was reduced tube service on New Years Day. What was I to do? Well, I chanced it... I headed out of the door at 1030am and headed over to Bayswater - at least that was where I THOUGHT Cherry was. I sent another text asking for confirmation and that I should be heading to Bayswater - nothing, nada, zilch, zip...I got on the District, swapped to the Circle- found myself in Bayswater - pretty mcuh when I would have been even with normal tube service - I was there for just after 11.

I got a message saying "dont bother heading out just yet - Cherry has not responded" - I was like - WHAT THE FUCK?!

But then another message came saying words to the effect - "Appointment confirmed, address is...... PLEASE BE THERE AT 12PM PROMPT"

12pm PROMPT! No worries - I was killing an hour in Bayswater... worse places to kill time, I suppose.

So I rock up bang on 12. I press the buzzer "5 minutes please".

So I wait around for 5 minutes. Walking around trying to look inconspicuous.

I go back at 12.05 and I press the buzzer... nothing.

I walk around for a minute or two... I press the Buzzer again - NOTHING. And again - NOTHING.

So I text the agency and ask wtf is going on. You ask ME to confirm by 10... and keep me hanging on... you ask me to be there at 12pm PROMPT - and then the girl fucks me around - Do you think that this is acceptable? Their response "please try again" - so I go back.

I press the buzzer - she eventually resepnds and lets me in. I go up to the 4th floor.... press the bell - nothing.... I press again... nothing... But I can hear her... I press again - she lets me in (12.13).

She greets me in a slightly nuts way - which is good for me... she beats on my chest - she is all smiles... she shows me to the bedroom and indicates I should strip off and make myself at home.

Now... what I had done the previous day was send a text to the agency expalining that I wanted a shared bath and the full on PSE, A level - the works.

I get a reply - "I can request the bath".

So... stripped naked, I go back to the hallway where Cherry is and I think I say something like "let's get in that bath then" - and she says "no bath..." - and I am like "WHAT?" - she takes me into the bathroom and shows me that the light isnt working.... but I can see a bath... and I can see a toilet with a towel for a lid... It is far from pitch black.

So - by now - I'm fucking not a happy punter. I say - "but I asked for a bath..." - she says "no bath..." - she can no doubt see from my face that I am not happy. So she says "I do bath.... take time" - I say "I've only booked an hour" - she shrugs her shoulders - which I take to mean - 'hard fucking luck sunshine....'.

So I say - "I am phoning the agency" - Becuase I'm wondering whether I'm not getting this.... well... her attitude chages to one of a venomous little critter - "I CANCEL.... YOU GO! I CANCEL!" - and she is waving her arms about and pacing up and down mumbling to herself. So I phone the agency and all the time I am talking to the guy she is screaming at me in her language - the guy on the phone advises me to just walk - to get out and I say that I will phone him back.

I dress in double quick time and I'm half expecting her to nail me with a samurai sword or something. It was not a pleasant experience, I can tell you.

So I get out of the building and I eventually get through to the agency... I vent and I vent furiously. And he says "well what can I do about it?" - and the truth is - he couldn't do anything about it - but I felt really cheated - not only becuase of the eager anticipation or because of the sacrifices I had made re New Year's Eve and all that.... but because of the way the agency had been about it all - the delays... the arsing about - and then I get the impression that he is blaming ME because I should not have asked her or pushed her about the bath!!!!! In the end, I have to hang up.

THIS AGENCY SOLD ME A DREAM... I BOUGHT IT, I NURTURED IT FOR A FORTNIGHT OR SO... And then they turn on me like that. Fuck that.

To give the agency their dues - they call me back and they accept that (1) she should not have kept me waiting... (2) there should have been a bath waiting for me - but he makes it clear that they can't really do anything more than convey the requests. And I accept that he is right.

But even so... I feel terribly let down.

He offers a future discount - kind and generous offer but in the circumstances, I dont feel that I can ever use Invasian again. I couldn't trust them.

He offers to discuss it further. He asks me to ring them back. He asks me to submit feedback and promises to publish it because he accepts that punters need to see the good and the bad. And he makes it clear that they and Aisha want ONLY the best. They want the best punters for their girls and the best girls for their punters.

I accept that. I applaud their attempts to smooth this over... but to me - this was massive.

So... take from that what you will - my advice - steer WELL CLEAR of Cherry.... and as far as Invasian goes - treat with caution. Whilst they do their best, they're perhaps not in a position to do much more than that and it might not be enough.

I'm done with trying Asian girls... as unpredicatable as any other working girl despite their reputation.

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Well my experience wasn't anywhere near as bad as yours.......but I too was very underwhelmed when I went to see Cherry.....just couldn't understand the rave reviews that lead me to booking her in the first place

She struck me as kind of vacant and 'flighty' and there was no seductiveness, no real sexiness nor 'hotness' as is always present and correct with the best oriental wgs.

'You really should've gone for Maria' is all I was thinking while reading through your post

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Personally my experience with cherry have always been great. Though it is possible for a top star to have bad days. Never with Aisha's agency but with other agencies I have seen girls that punters say are the best. And had a bad time.

It is possible for cherry to have a bad day she is only human. And it does seem that the agency did try to offer some sort of compensation.

It may not help especially when a punter gets a bad experience that seems you took time to plan and were looking very forward to it. Yet for my experience I can say Aisha's agency does their best to offer you the best possible experience and have very strict standard with high quality girls.

sry you had a bad time.

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I suspect that Cherry is unstable and although the zany personality can be attractive, she is not reliable. You never know what to expect. Some contributors ere have suggested that she may need 'something' to get her through the day. She told me that she works hard, saves all her money and will go back to Thailand soon. I asked if she was going to buy a farm or run a business. She told me that she was 'going to be a princess'.

I had zero control during the punt, had things stuck up my arse without making such a request and will not go back.

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Are you saying that Nana refused penetrative sex and only offered BBBJ, albeit perfect?! I was planning to see her next week. The last thing I want to have to do, though, is to have to convince the WG I have just paid to have sex with me.

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Thanks for the comments so far on this - interesting reading but I reject the notion that this was just one of Cherry's "bad days" - this was pretty rudimentary, fundamental shit.

As for Nana, she didn't "refuse" so much - what she did was just manouvere the session away from sex. Clever and subtle use of delaying tactics until we had gone way over the time and she was still nuzzling down to a second round of BBBJ. Be alert to that shit and push her your way and I suspect she will comply.I did find her underwhelming though - great head but not a £150 experience in my book. Not by a long chalk.

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I've seen cherry three or four times. Every time she's been absolutely fine, she has got a a kinda of crazy way to her but I've always been satisfied. Her service would slightly change for each session, so for example she french kissed in my first two meetings but didn't in my last two. I saw Nana the once, underwhelmed also, but mainly because I was looking for A-levels and didn't get it.

About 6 punts into my punting career I started expecting services if they "offered" them and when they didn't, after the session I was quite annoyed. However I started to realise, also through reading through reports of more seasoned punters that its part of the industry. You will inevitably have punts where you spend a bit more than you would like, e.g. 150 for a thai girl for say "dt", "A-levels" or just a good session and it just doesn't happen, or you pay for an hour and your told to leave after 30 mins.

I understand that if you pay for something you should probably get it and no doubt you should report on bad or misleading info on a wg. But sometimes if a wg is just not up for doing something just let it be. A problem I have had in the past is building up a punting session, saving a wank or two or ten before a punting session, watching a good amount of porn and really looking forward to a porn star level session, sometimes it works out great and other times it hasn't and I've been annoyed that I've wasted 150 quid. I think 007 escorts had it spot on when I texted them recently about Pamela, I said "could you ask Pamela if she can do A-levels" and they just replied "Its at her discretion but she's open-minded and adventurous" as the website said. Turned out to be the best a-level session I've had with a wg. Leila (the petite one) with various agencies told me directly by text that she loved a-levels and would do it, but during the session she said she didn't want to, rather than be annoyed I just let it be and the session ended up being great. I know however that a-levels can't be compared to a bath which is a pretty basic request.

I think the key is to stay with the girls that you know have worked for you, and if you decide to vary up who you see and where you go, accept that you'll find girls that don't offer everything they have offered (I know that sounds stupid). I don't think you should have said I'm calling the agency in front of a wg, its just not a smart thing to do. Cherry shouldn't have reacted in that way also, but you just need to be careful because you have no idea who the actual person is that you are punting with.

I think that your whole experience just highlights what a delicate situation having a punt is.

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I've seen cherry a couple of times and my first visit reads very much like yours up until you asked her for the bath once you were there, I got the same story about the light not working and this was about a year ago. I wasn't specifically after a bath so I let this go, however like you it was about 10-15 mins past the hour by the time I was let in the flat. Cherry was rushing around sorting herself out and I think it was quite obvious the agency had had to dig her out of bed for the apointment. She had me strip and sit down too, sucked me off for a but then rushed off to do something else, finally she settled into the punt after a blast on her 'something' alluded to earlier in this thread. I'd chosen to see her because of her well reviewed A-level service and after I told her that was what i was after she didn't disappoint. After pop 1 she rushed off again for a breakfast of 2 bananas and another blast and a quick visit to the loo, and then it was more of the same for round 2. She added on extra time at the end of the punt so I still got the full hour. I'd read mixed feedback about cherry before my punt so like you when I first got there I was more than a little annoyed and thought my gamble hadn't paid off however after going with the flow it turned out pretty good and I have been back. My impression was that she is not much of a morning person.

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I've seen cherry a couple of times and my first visit reads very much like yours up until you asked her for the bath once you were there, I got the same story about the light not working and this was about a year ago. I wasn't specifically after a bath so I let this go, however like you it was about 10-15 mins past the hour by the time I was let in the flat. Cherry was rushing around sorting herself out and I think it was quite obvious the agency had had to dig her out of bed for the apointment. She had me strip and sit down too, sucked me off for a but then rushed off to do something else, finally she settled into the punt after a blast on her 'something' alluded to earlier in this thread. I'd chosen to see her because of her well reviewed A-level service and after I told her that was what i was after she didn't disappoint. After pop 1 she rushed off again for a breakfast of 2 bananas and another blast and a quick visit to the loo, and then it was more of the same for round 2. She added on extra time at the end of the punt so I still got the full hour. I'd read mixed feedback about cherry before my punt so like you when I first got there I was more than a little annoyed and thought my gamble hadn't paid off however after going with the flow it turned out pretty good and I have been back. My impression was that she is not much of a morning person.

I think we can all agree that Cherry can be quite unpredictable - those who have seen her when she was 'on song' usually have come away raving about her, while those who have encountered her when she is 'down mode' just shake their heads and wonder how she could ever have been so rated - but she has been escorting in London on and off for ten years now and it would be remarkable it she were able to put on an all-star performance on every occasion.

Frankly, I think that part of the problem lies with punters new to the wonderful world of Thai women. Language limitations don't help, but having had prior experience with them does - as Clousseau would say, 'always expect the unexpected'! I have been punting or involved with them for roughly 35 years now and I still find them unpredicable, but that is part of their charm - the more you know, the more you realise how little you know. Unraveling the mysteries of the East can be a very beguiling pursuit, but if you have paid £150 p/h for tutelage you would hope that the lesson will be a positive one. Starting out with a set list of demands probably is not the best way to ensure this but flexibility and a good sense of humour certainly can improve your chances.

The above comments not withstanding, Aisha and Invasian Escorts can only do their best to set up a tryst between punter and escort that will leave both parties happy and with a lingering smile on their faces afterward. Aisha's sisterly support for her lovely compatriots is commendable and they obviously respond to her guidance most of the time, but 'Thai girls will be Thai girls' and Aisha can be let down, as well. On the other hand, Aisha's customer-care efforts have been appreciated by practically every guy who has used Invasian Escorts services during the past couple of years. Aisha took a few lumps of her own from oriental agency owners (one, in particular) as an escort and came to the realisation that there was a niche opening for a true honest broker who was genuinely sympathetic and supportive to BOTH the punter and the escort. Her business has survived and expanded since then because of her personal attention and involvement, and the oriental agency business in London can be a pretty competitive and cutthroat one. One punter's reaction to his own bad experience draws sympathy from all of us, but he was merely one of Invasian Escorts' customers that day and I think that we would have heard a lot more about it if it had not been unique.

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Oh... That's alright then... If it's only me then I'll just from and bear it.

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Oh... That's alright then... If it's only me then I'll just from and bear it.

It's NOT only you, but it is only you who had that particular experience. Others may have had a similar experience and yours with Cherry, per se, clearly is not unique. Anyone who has been punting for any reasonable amount of time should have learned to take the rough with the smooth. But to damn all Asian escorts or, for that matter, to level a broadside against Aisha and Invasian Escorts, can hardly be expected to receive either universal sympathy or universal acclaim on this board/thread. We all have had our own experiences and learned to profit by them one way or another. It's only punting and it's only £150. :) Edited by Tiggy 7

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Taking the rough with the smooth is one thing, but this was on a completely different scale.

But fair enough. Your nonchalance is noted and whilst I have to disagree, I respect your opinion.

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I think we can all agree that Cherry can be quite unpredictable - those who have seen her when she was 'on song' usually have come away raving about her, while those who have encountered her when she is 'down mode' just shake their heads and wonder how she could ever have been so rated - but she has been escorting in London on and off for ten years now and it would be remarkable it she were able to put on an all-star performance on every occasion.

Frankly, I think that part of the problem lies with punters new to the wonderful world of Thai women. Language limitations don't help, but having had prior experience with them does - as Clousseau would say, 'always expect the unexpected'! I have been punting or involved with them for roughly 35 years now and I still find them unpredicable, but that is part of their charm - the more you know, the more you realise how little you know. Unraveling the mysteries of the East can be a very beguiling pursuit, but if you have paid £150 p/h for tutelage you would hope that the lesson will be a positive one. Starting out with a set list of demands probably is not the best way to ensure this but flexibility and a good sense of humour certainly can improve your chances.

The above comments not withstanding, Aisha and Invasian Escorts can only do their best to set up a tryst between punter and escort that will leave both parties happy and with a lingering smile on their faces afterward. Aisha's sisterly support for her lovely compatriots is commendable and they obviously respond to her guidance most of the time, but 'Thai girls will be Thai girls' and Aisha can be let down, as well. On the other hand, Aisha's customer-care efforts have been appreciated by practically every guy who has used Invasian Escorts services during the past couple of years. Aisha took a few lumps of her own from oriental agency owners (one, in particular) as an escort and came to the realisation that there was a niche opening for a true honest broker who was genuinely sympathetic and supportive to BOTH the punter and the escort. Her business has survived and expanded since then because of her personal attention and involvement, and the oriental agency business in London can be a pretty competitive and cutthroat one. One punter's reaction to his own bad experience draws sympathy from all of us, but he was merely one of Invasian Escorts' customers that day and I think that we would have heard a lot more about it if it had not been unique.

Sorry to say this Tiggy, especially since I have much respect for you as a fellow TG fancier, forum poster and punter, but here you are trivializing the OPs severe, and fully justifiable, disappointment with Cherry, and overly romanticizing punting with TG escorts (something I would never, ever do.... ^_^ obviously) as a justification for this instance of very poor service provision.

Being 'new' to the world of TG punting is neither here nor there and is almost akin to saying its the OPs fault that he received a poor service

I received an extremely underwhelming punt from Cherry too, and I was far from being a newbie when it happened

Based on my experience with her, his report comes as no surprise to me whatsoever, however his damning of 'invasianescorts' and asian wgs in general is incredibly silly, based on this one bad experience

To the OP: i've had a few disappointing experiences with TGs too but on the whole theyre by far the best there is on the scene and they set the SP basic bar level very high.

I'd put this one down as an unlucky/ill informed first choice, but if you really decide that youve had it with asian escorts then you will truly be missing out on some of the greatest, sexiest, most skilled, horniest and sweetest SPs in the capital.

I'd also add that there are also asian wgs out there who are at the very least as good an SP as Cherry is on a 'good day' but are far more consistent providers of excellence

Edited by BillGoldberg

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Sorry to say this Tiggy, especially since I have much respect for you as a fellow TG fancier, forum poster and punter, but here you are trivializing the OPs severe, and fully justifiable, disappointment with Cherry, and overly romanticizing punting with TG escorts (something I would never, ever do.... ^_^ obviously) as a justification for this instance of very poor service provision.

Being 'new' to the world of TG punting is neither here nor there and is almost akin to saying its the OPs fault that he received a poor service

I received an extremely underwhelming punt from Cherry too, and I was far from being a newbie when it happened

Based on my experience with her, his report comes as no surprise to me whatsoever, however his damning of 'invasianescorts' and asian wgs in general is incredibly silly, based on this one bad experience

To the OP: i've had a few disappointing experiences with TGs too but on the whole theyre by far the best there is on the scene and they set the SP basic bar level very high.

I'd put this one down as an unlucky/ill informed first choice, but if you really decide that youve had it with asian escorts then you will truly be missing out on some of the greatest, sexiest, most skilled, horniest and sweetest SPs in the capital.

I'd also add that there are also asian wgs out there who are at the very least as good an SP as Cherry is on a 'good day' but are far more consistent providers of excellence

 

Sorry to say this Tiggy, especially since I have much respect for you as a fellow TG fancier, forum poster and punter, but here you are trivializing the OPs severe, and fully justifiable, disappointment with Cherry, and overly romanticizing punting with TG escorts (something I would never, ever do.... ^_^ obviously) as a justification for this instance of very poor service provision.

Being 'new' to the world of TG punting is neither here nor there and is almost akin to saying its the OPs fault that he received a poor service

I received an extremely underwhelming punt from Cherry too, and I was far from being a newbie when it happened

Based on my experience with her, his report comes as no surprise to me whatsoever, however his damning of 'invasianescorts' and asian wgs in general is incredibly silly, based on this one bad experience

To the OP: i've had a few disappointing experiences with TGs too but on the whole theyre by far the best there is on the scene and they set the SP basic bar level very high.

I'd put this one down as an unlucky/ill informed first choice, but if you really decide that youve had it with asian escorts then you will truly be missing out on some of the greatest, sexiest, most skilled, horniest and sweetest SPs in the capital.

I'd also add that there are also asian wgs out there who are at the very least as good an SP as Cherry is on a 'good day' but are far more consistent providers of excellence

 

 

I don't disagree with you at all, Bill.  I haven't seen Cherry in at least five years and she does not offer my type of GFE, in any case.  She has a varied reputation and her full share of both devotees and detractors.  I did try to put OPs experience into perspective, however, since I hold both Thai WGs and Aisha's Invasian Escorts in high esteem and I thought he was in danger of throwing out the baby with the bath water - I got the gist of his message long before I got anywhere near to the end of it.  I have had my own share of disappointing punts over the years, many of them with indies I 'found' on AW while trying to de-emphasise my use of oriental agencies, and I can understand his frustration.  But I will always prefer Thai WGs over others and, as I return to the fold, Aisha's agency (along with 007) will be the first one I turn to. 

 

None of the above has a lot of bearing on OP's experience or his criticism of Cherry, nor your own, for that matter.  I will be quite happy to disagree with you if and when I find cause to, but so far you make this difficult for me.  Don't be discouraged if you are just looking for a verbal scrap, though - I enjoy these, myself. :P

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="BillGoldberg" data-cid="472723" data-time="1357221414"><p><br /><br />

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Sorry to say this Tiggy, especially since I have much respect for you as a fellow TG fancier, forum poster and punter, but here you are trivializing the OPs severe, and fully justifiable, disappointment with Cherry, and overly romanticizing punting with TG escorts (something I would never, ever do.... obviously) as a justification for this instance of very poor service provision.<br /><br /><br />

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Being 'new' to the world of TG punting is neither here nor there and is almost akin to saying its the OPs fault that he received a poor service<br /><br /><br />

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I received an extremely underwhelming punt from Cherry too, and I was far from being a newbie when it happened<br /><br /><br />

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Based on my experience with her, his report comes as no surprise to me whatsoever, however his damning of 'invasianescorts' and asian wgs in general is incredibly silly, based on this one bad experience<br /><br /><br />

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To the OP: i've had a few disappointing experiences with TGs too but on the whole theyre by far the best there is on the scene and they set the SP basic bar level very high.<br /><br /><br />

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I'd put this one down as an unlucky/ill informed first choice, but if you really decide that youve had it with asian escorts then you will truly be missing out on some of the greatest, sexiest, most skilled, horniest and sweetest SPs in the capital.<br /><br /><br />

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I'd also add that there are also asian wgs out there who are at the very least as good an SP as Cherry is on a 'good day' but are far more consistent providers of excellence</p></blockquote><br /><br />

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Thank you, Bill.<br /><br />

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I was quite offended by Tiggy's response to this but thought it might just be me being oversensitive in response to the massive disappointment.<br /><br />

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I accept that I might have thrown the baby out with the bath water re Asian WGs - but recall that I had received only average service from Nana just the day previously. I don't care what the guy over on the main forum says - she cleverly manipulated the use of the time to avoid sexual contact over and above BJ. I can see this now but at the time just let her dictate the pace. So this is why I say the Asian WG is as unpredictable as any other and not the consistently good provider that they are generally reputed to be.<br /><br />

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I do, however, regret not being more understanding as regards Invasian. I shot my bolt with them. I flew off the handle. But in my defence, what was said in our early exchange really got my goat and got my back up... It was difficult to climb down after that.<br /><br />

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Invasian did offer some sort of compensation - I didn't follow it up because (a) I was pissed with them, and (B) I'd decided Asian WGs were no better than the general populace and not worth the dough....<br /><br />

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Invasian tried to make it right and maybe bringing them into this is a mistake - but then again, if Cherry is so hit and miss, maybe they do need to be shouldering more of the responsibility? If they are truly the best of the best out there, should they be representing this woman who is so unpredictable - or, perhaps more to the point - is not so unpredicatable in that she is highly likely to disappoint. Should the best of the best be associating themselves with her?<br /><br />

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I mean... If you see the girl listed with Invasian then surely you can't be faulted for thinking she's going to be right up there???<br /><br />

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I don't know.

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Apologies for the above - I was using the iPhone app - looks like I need to it for 'full site' rather than mobile.

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Tiggy - 'YOU da man !'  :P

 

DonkeyWork - do yourself a favour and book an hour (at least) in the company of Maria, Helena, Zizzi, Maylo or as long as youre not too fussy on faultless communication in English - Pamela

 

If one of these girls doesnt consolidate the TG reputation for you, then quite possibly you're dead from the waist downwards   :eek:  :eek:

 

 

(just a joke DW...but really...even you couldnt go wrong with any one of those aforementioned sumptuous, walking, talking boxes of eastern delights :cool:   )

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Tiggy - 'YOU da man !'  :P

 

DonkeyWork - do yourself a favour and book an hour (at least) in the company of Maria, Helena, Zizzi, Maylo or as long as youre not too fussy on faultless communication in English - Pamela

 

If one of these girls doesnt consolidate the TG reputation for you, then quite possibly you're dead from the waist downwards   :eek:  :eek:

 

 

(just a joke DW...but really...even you couldnt go wrong with any one of those aforementioned sumptuous, walking, talking boxes of eastern delights :cool:   )

Thanks, Bill.

I'd love to have my faith restored and Maria was right up there. As it is at the moment though... I think it's too soon. It's too raw and if it was to be a disappointment for whatever reason this time round - e.g. Maria is ill and has to cancel, or is having a bad day - then that just would be the end of me.

I've had more than my fair share of disappointment this past few months, 1 or 2 gems too... But nowhere near enough to encourage me to take any leaps into the unknown right now.

I recall seeing Maria on the books at some of the other Asian agencies, one day when the time is right - I might just do it.

I wouldn't go via Invasian though. Not for the reasons originally articulated - more because, if they have a record of my number, it might make things awkward.

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TheDonkeyWork, I'm interested to hear about your disappointing LMP experiences.

 

I have been going to LMP, semi-regularly since the start and I had a few bad parties in 2012 - I was wondering if they were for the same reason!

 

I have also met Cherry and whilst I agree with other posters commenting on her scattiness and that she was "on" something, I still had a good time with her.

 

Like you, Bath was rejected.

 

Anal was also rejected and that was the whole point I had booked her.

 

I carried on with the booking and had a good time.

 

A good time that I don't think I'd repeat, due more to the scattiness/on something, rather than the rejection of anal.

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As it is at the moment though... I think it's too soon. It's too raw and if it was to be a disappointment for whatever reason this time round - e.g. Maria is ill and has to cancel, or is having a bad day - then that just would be the end of me.

I'm a regular punter with TGs in London and I had a very disappointing punt last Friday. I did my research, read all the reviews, and picked a girl from my shortlist. It was a very poor experience and I gave myself a hard time for picking a dud when by and large my experiences have been overwhelmingly positive over the years. I had always been planning another punt on the following Monday, but was almost put off because of that bad experience. Thankfully, I booked Pamela and had my best punt of the year.

 

Take your time if that's what you need, but don't give up on TGs. As Bill says you would be missing out on some truly wonderful punts.

Edited by Bert Bamford

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Thanks Bert. I suspect that I will give Maria a run before too long and I guess my 2 experiences (Nana and Cherry) probably aren't typical. I have probably been unlucky or, maybe I just expect too much from the Asian experience? One. More. Time... But not right now.

I think I'm going to spend the next couple of weeks having daily dabbles with Anna of Romilly Street walk-up to purge myself of disappointment!

Jimmypoo: lmp... First and foremost, I think that they are victims of their own success. My recent visits were just too crowded. The Saturday before Christmas was just ridiculous. It was also like a production line getting punters in, showered, robed and sent upstairs... Admittedly, they had 10 girls on but I am sure there were more than 30 blokes there.

Nobody checks your name when you arrive. There have been times when I have not been able to get a spot - told on the phone that they are booked... The truth is, however, I could turn up unannounced, knock on the door, get shown in, valuables in the envelope, stripped off and on it and no fucker has even bothered to check if I'm on the guest list. I have a feeling that all of the disappointing events I have been to have had far too many punters in attendance.

There are also some ignorant twats who hog the best girls... I've seen some rotate between 2 girls so that the rest of us don't get a look in. This has been a big issue with me.

And then there are the girls that are just shit: Jennifer, for instance... Passive, sack of spuds (or a sack of shit) and never finishes what she starts... I've had 2 pops - or attempted pops with her on separate dates and both times she has ended it before climax.

There is also the heavily tattooed bird who is miserable and 'don't do that' but seems to think she's something special.

In the main though... Just overcrowded, certain guys hogging certain girls and inconsistency from the girls.

Apologies for straying off topic.

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I also encountered something similar at Lmp way back in September and haven't.returned. It was just wayyy too crowded and did not seen like the promised 2:1 ratio.

Shame as I have had some amazing experiences there in the past.

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I also encountered something similar at Lmp way back in September and haven't.returned. It was just wayyy too crowded and did not seen like the promised 2:1 ratio.

Shame as I have had some amazing experiences there in the past.

My first experience there was out of this world. By far the best 4 hours engaged in this pastime that I have ever had. £240 - not cheap but I didn't begrudge a penny of it.

The last 2 visits though were definitely overcrowded. They simply don't police the numbers. You could turn up on spec and get in. No question. They need to have the guy on the door taking names and ticking off the guest list. I am convinced people are turning up announced and they actually have no idea how many guys are there at any one time.

It is a shame, as I say... Had subsequent visits matched my first visit, I'd have been there every Saturday without fail.

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Ok LMP I had one party that i thought was overcrowded but Em assured me that they weren't over the ratio. I have been to their special parties and 20 guys do make the flat seem crowded. Reference hogging I know Em keeps her eyes out for hoggers and a few of her comments sort things out.

Now having been a regular for 2 years the girls are all brilliant I have partied with Jennifer and she is great fun. There are a number of girls who have tattoos certainly Mia and Ivana are well decorated and their service top notch.

It sounds as though if you'll excuse this comment that you may be happier with 1-2-1's.

I'm sure some of the other regular forum members who also attend LMP may comment.

Yes it's expensive but I have yet to attend a party that's over ratio, I have also known them bring in extra girls if a party is looking to be oversubscribed that's happened to me on 3 or 4 occaisions.

Well that's my two pennyworth and I admit that I've not had a bad party and I will say this about being ticked off a list there is one but you don't see it.

At my last party as it was going to be busy one of the girls was taking our names and ticking them off in the book and that was a first for me. I know I contradicted myself there but normally Em and her staff who run things know all of us so the book doesn't come out very often it could have been because there were a lot of newbies attending.

Maybe partying isn't for you.

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I have experienced excellent service from Invasian, who seem to go that extra mile to ensure that that the arrangements for  a visit are well set up

 

However, there is only so much they can do, as it is down to the girl in the end  as to whether she lives up to her profile

 

The only disappointment I have experienced with Invasian was with August who had a real attitude problem - but she is no longer with them

 

I have been trying on and off to see the well regarded Aisha, but she seems to be available only part time and after 4pm, which is not convenient for me

 

I did once actually speak when her when I telephoned to book Maylo, and like a fool I did not ask if she was available earlier in the day

 

Usually it is a polite gentleman who answers the phone and arranges the bookings

 

I do find their website rather scatty and confusing

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