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Anyone else think that the new photos being put online at HOD are a step backwards, more 'Readers Wives' than MET-ART. Whilst I applaud them for keeping the photos up to date I think they should find a different photographer!

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Anyone else think that the new photos being put online at HOD are a step backwards, more 'Readers Wives' than MET-ART. Whilst I applaud them for keeping the photos up to date I think they should find a different photographer!

I don't mean to look like I am sucking up to Divine but people moan when the photos are to air-brushed and fake... but when they are more natural looking and look like real people still complain. The poor company can't win!

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I don't mean to look like I am sucking up to Divine but people moan when the photos are to air-brushed and fake... but when they are more natural looking and look like real people still complain. The poor company can't win!

xxx

I agree entirely Crystal. I think the new photos are good, a bit of fun, more likely to show the truth about the girls fer current looks, size etc.

Jinny and Ivana together looks hot, made me contemplate a MFF unfortunately didnt get an answer to a PM I sent to HOD regarding it.

Isobell, Jemma and Sabrina I am more likely to now go and see, who I havent seen before.;) Good stuff HOD keep up the good work!

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I don't mean to look like I am sucking up to Divine but people moan when the photos are to air-brushed and fake... but when they are more natural looking and look like real people still complain. The poor company can't win!

xxx

Suck away baby:D:D

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Anyone else think that the new photos being put online at HOD are a step backwards, more 'Readers Wives' than MET-ART. Whilst I applaud them for keeping the photos up to date I think they should find a different photographer!

To be honest we expected this. We wanted a bit of fun, we had a lot of fun and although it cost us as a company quite a bit of money I think that we achieved what we set out to.

We read so many reports that tell us the girls were not quite as their photos, we see endless threads about airbrushing and are told that sometimes our girls look a little too good too be true and this puts people off making that first call.

I have looked at many sites over the years and have to say that even the natural, fun ones we have are a damn sight better than some of the spotty arsed, shaven rashed efforts that some people on here idiolise.

Please anyone feel free to post which photos you think are too amateur and we can either remove them or airbrush them to morph the girl into some supermodel that you then post a report about looking nothing like her photos and hurt her feelings when you state you was six sizes bigger than you were expecting.

Give me chance for coffee before the witch hunt begins though Mrs D x

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The more real the photo, the better. Well done HOD!

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I think the new photos are excellent and I would like to congratulate HOD on the new photos of Jessie.

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I think the new set of pictures are far better. They're not as 'polished' and are definitely more real/natural without going down the route of taking the picture using the camera on a phone. It also removes a little of the risk when seeing a lady there for the first time due to fear of her photos being too overdone.

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I think HoD's pics are anything but 'readers wives'. They show a good variety of perspective which achieves a good balance between what you see and what you get. IMHO they are some of the most authentic escort pics on the web.

In fact the only time they need to be concerned is when the competition starts to learn from their example.

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Food and WGs are similar in some respects - the better they look, the more you fancy a nibble. However, I remember when I used to visit restaurants which had pictures of food on the menu and on the walls. Whenever my plate of food arrived it didn't look the same.

Personally, I like photos to be fairly realistic. Over-glamorous shots where the girl is draped in finery, lit with an array of 1000Watt bulbs and treated to a Photoshop make-over by an over-exuberant wannabe-CGI artist can give rise to false expectations. Admittedly, porn-shoot type photos can prove to be cheap wank fodder, but I like to get a good impression of what the girl will look like when she walks into the bedroom. So maybe we can have some shots where the girl has her knickers on inside out, smudged make-up from kissing 6upxxx, and a bogie hanging from her left nostril.

I like the new pix - I like their earthiness. I think HoD should go further - showing girls shopping at Aldi, buying biscuits, doing the dishes, descaling fishes, picking up dog poo in the park, flossing their teeth, bleaching their bumholes, squeezing spots and so forth. Obviously these should all be done wearing skimpy lingerie while contorting their bodies into unnaturally sexy poses.

Some guys buy into the fantasy of glamorous photshoots - I buy into the reality of punting. Can we have some photos of girls slobbing-out on the couch drinking coffee and dunking rich tea biscuits while watching Eastenders? And I'd like to see some motorbikes shots in a Thai style - with 5 girls squeezed onto a tiny scooter with a bale of hay on the back? Mmmm, that gets me dribbling. ;)

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To be honest we expected this. We wanted a bit of fun, we had a lot of fun and although it cost us as a company quite a bit of money I think that we achieved what we set out to.

We read so many reports that tell us the girls were not quite as their photos, we see endless threads about airbrushing and are told that sometimes our girls look a little too good too be true and this puts people off making that first call.

I have looked at many sites over the years and have to say that even the natural, fun ones we have are a damn sight better than some of the spotty arsed, shaven rashed efforts that some people on here idiolise.

Please anyone feel free to post which photos you think are too amateur and we can either remove them or airbrush them to morph the girl into some supermodel that you then post a report about looking nothing like her photos and hurt her feelings when you state you was six sizes bigger than you were expecting.

Give me chance for coffee before the witch hunt begins though Mrs D x

No Im going to say a lot of the photos are great, you know that Ella wasnt totaly my cup of tea, although that said she was certainly an above average punt, but her photo shots are great. If those topless shots and the one of her bum on the stairs dont get her fully booked up, then I would be gobsmacked! ;)

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Food and WGs are similar in some respects - the better they look, the more you fancy a nibble. However, I remember when I used to visit restaurants which had pictures of food on the menu and on the walls. Whenever my plate of food arrived it didn't look the same.

Personally, I like photos to be fairly realistic. Over-glamorous shots where the girl is draped in finery, lit with an array of 1000Watt bulbs and treated to a Photoshop make-over by an over-exuberant wannabe-CGI artist can give rise to false expectations. Admittedly, porn-shoot type photos can prove to be cheap wank fodder, but I like to get a good impression of what the girl will look like when she walks into the bedroom. So maybe we can have some shots where the girl has her knickers on inside out, smudged make-up from kissing 6upxxx, and a bogie hanging from her left nostril.

I like the new pix - I like their earthiness. I think HoD should go further - showing girls shopping at Aldi, buying biscuits, doing the dishes, descaling fishes, picking up dog poo in the park, flossing their teeth, bleaching their bumholes, squeezing spots and so forth. Obviously these should all be done wearing skimpy lingerie while contorting their bodies into unnaturally sexy poses.

Some guys buy into the fantasy of glamorous photshoots - I buy into the reality of punting. Can we have some photos of girls slobbing-out on the couch drinking coffee and dunking rich tea biscuits while watching Eastenders? And I'd like to see some motorbikes shots in a Thai style - with 5 girls squeezed onto a tiny scooter with a bale of hay on the back? Mmmm, that gets me dribbling. ;)

I've never seen an escort in Aldi. Harrods maybe, but not Aldi.:)

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WOW...........!!!!!!

I am almost speachless.! I remember reading a thread a week or two ago named " SOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY", and would you ever guess, it springs to mind now..!

Plus points to " Readers wifes photos":

1) You see exactly what you will get when you make an appointment

2) No reason to complain because the photos really are who they are

3) The first time booking fear is removed, oh again, because you can see exaclty what you are getting.!

I could go on and on but i am going to refrain as i have just noticed the time and have to get ready for work... A big well done to HOD for providing extremly realistic photos and a great idea on the whole for not making a size 16 38e a size 8 34d "keep it real" hahaha xxx

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I've heard a rumour that MILFs shop at Iceland ;)

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Anyone else think that the new photos being put online at HOD are a step backwards, more 'Readers Wives' than MET-ART. Whilst I applaud them for keeping the photos up to date I think they should find a different photographer!

I do understand your point, i think though because it's something different from before it takes a bit of getting used to. After a couple of days I quite liked them, especially Ella's new ones.

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WOW...........!!!!!!

I am almost speachless.! I remember reading a thread a week or two ago named " SOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY", and would you ever guess, it springs to mind now..!

Plus points to " Readers wifes photos":

1) You see exactly what you will get when you make an appointment

2) No reason to complain because the photos really are who they are

3) The first time booking fear is removed, oh again, because you can see exaclty what you are getting.!

I could go on and on but i am going to refrain as i have just noticed the time and have to get ready for work... A big well done to HOD for providing extremly realistic photos and a great idea on the whole for not making a size 16 38e a size 8 34d "keep it real" hahaha xxx

I think we should have some close-up shots of pussies with 2 day's growth, orange peel bum cheeks, and varicose veins that look like the Nile Delta from space. Oh, and a selection of breast enhancement scars - I like to run my fingertips over the scars as she wanks me slowly. ;)

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Food and WGs are similar in some respects - the better they look, the more you fancy a nibble. However, I remember when I used to visit restaurants which had pictures of food on the menu and on the walls. Whenever my plate of food arrived it didn't look the same.

Personally, I like photos to be fairly realistic. Over-glamorous shots where the girl is draped in finery, lit with an array of 1000Watt bulbs and treated to a Photoshop make-over by an over-exuberant wannabe-CGI artist can give rise to false expectations. Admittedly, porn-shoot type photos can prove to be cheap wank fodder, but I like to get a good impression of what the girl will look like when she walks into the bedroom. So maybe we can have some shots where the girl has her knickers on inside out, smudged make-up from kissing 6upxxx, and a bogie hanging from her left nostril.

I like the new pix - I like their earthiness. I think HoD should go further - showing girls shopping at Aldi, buying biscuits, doing the dishes, descaling fishes, picking up dog poo in the park, flossing their teeth, bleaching their bumholes, squeezing spots and so forth. Obviously these should all be done wearing skimpy lingerie while contorting their bodies into unnaturally sexy poses.

Some guys buy into the fantasy of glamorous photshoots - I buy into the reality of punting. Can we have some photos of girls slobbing-out on the couch drinking coffee and dunking rich tea biscuits while watching Eastenders? And I'd like to see some motorbikes shots in a Thai style - with 5 girls squeezed onto a tiny scooter with a bale of hay on the back? Mmmm, that gets me dribbling. ;)

I dont snog Trolls and the bogie is a sure sign of a troll! By the way did anyone see the Troll death fart on "Merlin" the other day, hilarious!:)

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Yes It was pretty funny, can't beat the old "fart jokes", timeless.

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To be honest we expected this. We wanted a bit of fun, we had a lot of fun and although it cost us as a company quite a bit of money I think that we achieved what we set out to.

We read so many reports that tell us the girls were not quite as their photos, we see endless threads about airbrushing and are told that sometimes our girls look a little too good too be true and this puts people off making that first call.

I have looked at many sites over the years and have to say that even the natural, fun ones we have are a damn sight better than some of the spotty arsed, shaven rashed efforts that some people on here idiolise.

Please anyone feel free to post which photos you think are too amateur and we can either remove them or airbrush them to morph the girl into some supermodel that you then post a report about looking nothing like her photos and hurt her feelings when you state you was six sizes bigger than you were expecting.

Give me chance for coffee before the witch hunt begins though Mrs D x

I think the chick with the leopard print hat and gloves looks pretty cute lol :);):D

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I've heard a rumour that MILFs shop at Iceland ;)

Rumours also abound that trannys shop at Poundstretcher:D

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The photos are perfect. Perhaps you could have one pic of the girl really done up/photoshopped looking glam (from your old pix) and the rest like your new ones. We all know how amazing a girl can look after a visit to the hairdresser/nail bar/ and a couple of hours getting ready to go out so one pic showing that would be good but I don't expect her to look like that unless I am planning to take her to some really fancy do. If I am turning up to have some fun for a few hours then shorts and T-shirt is great and that fresh faced girl next door look is perfect.

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I think the chick with the leopard print hat and gloves looks pretty cute lol :):D

Now you know thats not a new HOD photo shot!;)

I do think this is a great inititiave by HOD. Some girls like Ivana, who didnt pay for prof photos had photos that did not show them off in the best of lights, for years. Ivanas last set of photos were better, but these I think show just what a fine natural body she has got!

The first time I saw Ivana, a few years ago, whilst it was enjoyable it didnt fire me up enough to revisit. Lack of eye contact, proper kissing and chit chat being the main problem. I have recently seen her a couple of more times and for me she is much improved, all those shyness issues seem to have gone and she delivers a very girlie GFE with one or two raunchy extras! :D

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I think the new set of pictures are far better. They're not as 'polished' and are definitely more real/natural without going down the route of taking the picture using the camera on a phone. It also removes a little of the risk when seeing a lady there for the first time due to fear of her photos being too overdone.

Yeh - thats my view as well - more real and natural. Maybe a few repetative shots in same kit could be replaced with some dreamgirl provocative glamour shots portrayng the girls personality. Like - Sporty - Dirty dancer - Gynmastic abilities / Pole dancing - Dreamgirl roles - Leather and Lace - Glamourwear or whatever the ladies like to see themselves in. They don't were the same cloths every day, so maybe a couple of kits in 6 poses.

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The photos are perfect. Perhaps you could have one pic of the girl really done up/photoshopped looking glam (from your old pix) and the rest like your new ones. We all know how amazing a girl can look after a visit to the hairdresser/nail bar/ and a couple of hours getting ready to go out so one pic showing that would be good but I don't expect her to look like that unless I am planning to take her to some really fancy do. If I am turning up to have some fun for a few hours then shorts and T-shirt is great and that fresh faced girl next door look is perfect.

Yes - I second that, plus well groomed hair and makeup helps to generate the right vibes.

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This thread amounts to a 23 post exposition of the reasons why I barely bother to frequent this board anymore. It reveals that people like different things (well I never, who'd have thought it?), and that the more stupid people among us feel the need to criticise those things that people other than themselves like presumably because they're in some way insecure about their own tastes (or lack of them). I realise that it would probably cut their trade by half, but it'd not bother me if HOD simply banned stupid people from their premises. Meantime, any photo that meets the principle "what you see is what you get" is, in this industry, very good work indeed. Yet again, as even their competitor's point out, Divine leads the way.

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