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What Makes An Escort Happy?

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My question I ma new here.

 

So makes an escort happy

 

after paying her fees, obviously !!

 

flower

chocolates

meal out

a dress

a perfume

a movie

a nice conversation

 any ideas??

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lemon

melon

toothpaste

piano

eggs

soup

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I'd say a clean willy and being respectful.

 

Everything else is a bonus and depends on the lady! I can't think of anyone I know who dislikes perfume though and it is a lot easier to cart around if one is touring unlike wine and flowers. Mainly it's the thought that counts. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A tip is your best bet though :D

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I'd say a clean willy and being respectful.

 

Everything else is a bonus and depends on the lady! I can't think of anyone I know who dislikes perfume though and it is a lot easier to cart around if one is touring unlike wine and flowers. Mainly it's the thought that counts. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A tip is your best bet though :D

wow you are my kind of lady..........mmmmmmmmm ;)

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I'd say a clean willy and being respectful.

 

 

 

A tip is your best bet though :D

but that means that you must study the racing pages before you arrive, so you can tell her who will win the 3.45 at Plumpton.

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My question I ma new here.

 

So makes an escort happy

 

after paying her fees, obviously !!

 

flower

chocolates

meal out

a dress

a perfume

a movie

a nice conversation

 any ideas??

Turning up on time

Being clean at both ends

Having the right money

Leaving on time

Being polite and friendly

Not alarming the neighbourhood

Parking discreetly

Not spilling your coffee on the sheets

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In addition to the many points above :-

 

not becoming curious or inquisitive about her real life.

 

BD

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Accepting us as individuals, not assuming we are doing this being we 'have' to or are too lazy to have any other alternatives and not looking down on us. I like gifts like any other girl, but its not expected. Just being nice, clean and respectful really is all most of us want.

Oh and NOT saying 'you're too nice to be doing this, why do you do it?' It's patronising and annoying for most escorts. Even more annoying for the client once I then start to give my regularly repeated speech on why and how I'm actually very happy that's it's leading me to where I want to be in life. They soon shut up after that lol!

Edited by MissKylie

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Not always. Money makes people happy for a short wile but an unhappy person will always be unhappy. It's about being happy from within.

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Nahh I'd rather a tip :D

 

 

 

 

(:P)

Edited by EbonyAmber

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"soup and a piano"......I knew i was doing something wrong!  :unsure:

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Lots and lots of cunnilingus......and a tip :D

Edited by London Pin Up

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Turning up on time

Being clean at both ends

Having the right money

Leaving on time

Being polite and friendly

Not alarming the neighbourhood

Parking discreetly

Not spilling your coffee on the sheets

 

 

All of the above plus joining in the conversation. Its just soooo hard when someone doesnt talk to you much apart from the odd word. I know its not the aim of the visit but it really makes it nicer

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Smiles cleanliness and compliments should do it. All women like to be complimented on their appearance and escorts are still women. Don't over do it though.

Only tip if you have genuinely had a good experience, be prepared to walk if she isn't as she advertises.

Lots of girls (myself included) did not like receiving flowers and gifts, save that for girlfriends.

Good luck with it.

H x

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All of the above plus joining in the conversation. Its just soooo hard when someone doesnt talk to you much apart from the odd word. I know its not the aim of the visit but it really makes it nicer

Yes!

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Smiles cleanliness and compliments should do it. All women like to be complimented on their appearance and escorts are still women. Don't over do it though.

Only tip if you have genuinely had a good experience, be prepared to walk if she isn't as she advertises.

Lots of girls (myself included) did not like receiving flowers and gifts, save that for girlfriends.

Good luck with it.

H x

 

haha I like gifts, although preferably not chocolates as I have kind of gone off it. I rarely get them though so I guess I am not really a gift inspireing person eek. If one isnt brought it makes no difference to the booking though.

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lemon

melon

toothpaste

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grass

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brush

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I love getting flowers! Don't take Holly's word for it! :)

 

The thing that makes me happiest is getting that click/chemistry thing we talk about- meeting someone who is interesting, funny and clever- the kind where conversation immediately flows and then the sex happens spontaneously and is joyful and hot! 

 

Also, and I know this might sound trite, but when you meet someone who is lacking in confidence or affection and they when they leave you really feel as if you have made a difference to them, albeit in a small brief way. 

 

Finally, when you meet some,one for the first time and their eyes light up and they tell you you look better than the photos. I still have a stab of worry when I meet someone in case they see me and look disappointed! 

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Being with someone that makes me forget it's a paid transaction.

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Buying perfume is always a minefield I would have thought. Turn up, crisp never been used bank notes, bugger off on time and that's it!

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Buying perfume is always a minefield I would have thought. Turn up, crisp never been used bank notes, bugger off on time and that's it!

If they want to launder cash (and I'm certainly not suggesting that anyone here does) then used notes are preferred.

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Coming over her face and hair meaning re-application and washing is necessary. They just love that in porn.

 

It did say 'unhappy', didn't it?

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Turning up on time

Being clean at both ends

Having the right money

Leaving on time

Being polite and friendly

Not alarming the neighbourhood

Parking discreetly

Not spilling your coffee on the sheets

Spot on :)

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