Passionateheart

What makes a great bum?

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I suppose this is one assmen such as myself never stop thinking about! We all have our preferences, but I really couldn't adequately describe what my ideal is! It would have all the following together pertness, suppleness, delicious to cheek kiss, firmness, small but with a certain sticky outness and some suspension. Essentially like heaven to touch! By the way I have never got a lady to do A levels so perhaps there are great ass considerations unknown to me. In Uk I came across only 2 10s 1 oriental lady, 1 black English. Abroad I found 100 out of 10s with 1 Polish lady, 1 black and 1 arab. Of course there must be no hint of cellulite!

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I agree with most of your characteristics, but I would add that the relationship between between the hips and the waste is important because a small waste emphasizes the femaleness of the bum. Pert, pert, pert, though. Man I am beginning to get carried away. I am a long-term assman!;)

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Best ass - Pia of hemel - by a country mile. If you've seen it you'll know why !

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I suppose this is one assmen such as myself never stop thinking about! We all have our preferences, but I really couldn't adequately describe what my ideal is! It would have all the following together pertness, suppleness, delicious to cheek kiss, firmness, small but with a certain sticky outness and some suspension. Essentially like heaven to touch! By the way I have never got a lady to do A levels so perhaps there are great ass considerations unknown to me. In Uk I came across only 2 10s 1 oriental lady, 1 black English. Abroad I found 100 out of 10s with 1 Polish lady, 1 black and 1 arab. Of course there must be no hint of cellulite!

Let me help you.

Q, what makes a great bum

A, The hole in it................without it your in trouble

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Let me help you.

Q, what makes a great bum

A, The hole in it................without it your in trouble

OMG I love you, you just totally killed me. :eek:

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The main qualification for a great bum is the colour--the darker the better, and slightly out of proportion ie oversize

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The perfect arse; when viewed from the side should look semi circular, or half moons as i like to call them type of buttocks. TBH, only afro-carribeans or latinas have them.

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Probably the most popularly accepted as the best ass around on the net is that of Keyra Augustina.

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My mum did! hehe x

So did a certain Mrs Brown! :eek:

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Probably the most popularly accepted as the best ass around on the net is that of Keyra Augustina.

Behave

have you seen mine;)

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What makes a great bum?----- great legs and a pair of ridiculously high heel jimmy choos !!:D

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Spring?

The weather' s getting fine.

The coffee tastes like wine.

You happy hobo, sing,

"Hallelujah, I'm a bum again!"

Why work away for wealth

When you can travel for your health?

It' s spring, you hobo, sing,

"Hallelujah, I'm a bum again!

Sounds like a great bum to me.

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What makes a great bum?----- great legs and a pair of ridiculously high heel jimmy choos !!:D

A great pair of tingling pink cheeks with handprints on them.:mad:

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Big, solid and tasty.

Just like Carol Voorderman's :)

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What makes a great bum?

There two criteria aren't there?

1) can you park your bike? or

2) can your balance a tray on it?

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It's a bit like the elephant.

That is: How do you define an elephant?

Answer: It's difficult, but you sure as hell know one when you see one!

Put out of your minds, dear readers, the concatenation betwixt the size of elephants generally with the size of a lady's buttocks. That explained I will say that my little perversion in the relevant area is towards a Bahamian bottom- but not too gross-

What is or is not gross is totally in the eye of the lucky guy being treated to an intimate exploration of those parts.

The black girls I've known were, shall we say, robust in the relevant area. But one from this country was actually a rather slim size 8.

I don't think numbers always define the attraction - no more that they define the elphant.

At root the Great Bum is the one the lady concerned:

a) looks good in in a clinging dress

B) is fully fresh, and

c) is willing and able to allow sexual exploration

Uncle Pokey

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A nice proper sized bum like J-Lo is the eighth wonder of the world !!

Just don't spoil it by putting a black thong over it !! (See other topic !)

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i think the greatness of the bum is often based on the quality of the rest of the lady attached to it.

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What makes a great bum?

There two criteria aren't there?

1) can you park your bike? or

2) can your balance a tray on it?

Oh yes.............and yes to Keyra Augustina too (never even heard of her until now - but thats a damn juicy fillet of prime succulent rump !

Silky, supple and blemish-free skin,firmness, roundness, a truly pronounced curve, bounce and a prominent shelf together make an ass worthy of worship in my opinion.........even more boner-inducing once its liberally doused in baby oil.

One of the best asses belonging to a wg, in recent memory, is that of Nana (asianselection) - marvellous, marvellous ass - standing up and naked save for heels, in profile her wonderful body looks like a letter 'S' - a peachy teardrop of a behind hanging from the slimmest waist like ripe bountiful fruit from a slender bough.

Brandy of asianselection is also in possession of an impossibly fulsome and mouthwateringly grabbable butt.

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I am a butt/ass man,for me the 'bubble butt' or 'onion booty' is whats its all about,im talking round big booty where the lady has a combination of hip to waist ratio and plenty of meat on her cheeks.....generally limited to latino and/or black females but sometimes found on white ladies,the so called PAWG.

Ive realised that many escort pics dont do justice to some wg's bum's.....esp the curvy plump ones!

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The most amazing bum I ever saw climbed onto my massage table 2 years ago. The cheeks were independant of each other. Round from the side and from the top. I just stared at them. And then covered them in hot oil. So they glistened in the warm light. I know I will never see a bum like that again. After a lifetime of studying bums they were so exceptional no other bum will even come close.

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