pollyp23

Dangers Of Dildos And Vibrators?

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Having watched the video linked to on the 'don't go to this escort' thread, I got to wondering, as the lady lowered herself onto the 'stick shift', are there any dangers in using hard, rigid dildos, vibrators and especially fucking machines?

 

Even when hard, willies, or mine at least, still has some degree of flexibility and softness, which when thrusting hard into an orifice gives some form of protection, but if the orifice being penetrated is being penetrated by something hard and rigid, is there any risk?

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 but if the orifice being penetrated is being penetrated by something hard and rigid, is there any risk?

 

 

 

I was once penetrated by something hard and rigid and it was attached to a mans lower regions.....his cock!

It was a long thin one, it was like having a sword up me and caused me pain after.

Now that caused me more pain than any dildo or vibe.

Never again......

 

Really I think all ladies who use them have control on how deep they go inside them, so there should not be any problems.

 

Lucy  :)

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Yes but that depends on who's doing the thrusting with the vibe. I would never allow anybody else to use the harder ones on me, but would certainly use them myself.

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Yes but that depends on who's doing the thrusting with the vibe. I would never allow anybody else to use the harder ones on me, but would certainly use them myself.

 

So, no fucking machine for you then?

 

I guess the softer, real feel type would be better, or a cucumber.

 

I suppose the mens version would be like shagging a bowling ball against shagging a water melon. I know what I'd prefer.

 

Off to Sainsburys... Will report later.

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I'm not a fan of the really hard vibrators or dildos.  I much prefer dildos from places like Babes and Horny, and as for vibrators I prefer clit stimulators. :)

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It was a long thin one, it was like having a sword up me and caused me pain after. Never again......

 Lucy  :)

So Lancelot never got the opportunity for a second booking? :D

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I hope that this link is pertinent enough:

 

http://www.vibratormuseum.com/index.html

 

It is divided into 4 sections, including "hand crank" vibrators.

Wonderful, thanks. I'd love to buy one and send it to QI for identification of its purpose.

 

Talking of which, who remembers 'What's my line?'. One of the Men's magazines showed a cartoon of a blonde tart, fag in mouth, masturbating her arm in front of the panel, while they tried to guess her line.

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WG i saw, sadly retired now, had a awesome collection of dildos in her room

 

anyway she suddenly went not available on AW - it  seems she had been squatting on this massive black dildo and had slipped and she had fallen and the dildo went all the way in.

 

Must have been embarrassing at casualty and she was not doing full service for about 3 months.

 

Ouch!

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WG i saw, sadly retired now, had a awesome collection of dildos in her room

 

anyway she suddenly went not available on AW - it  seems she had been squatting on this massive black dildo and had slipped and she had fallen and the dildo went all the way in.

 

Must have been embarrassing at casualty and she was not doing full service for about 3 months.

 

Ouch!

Which brings us neatly onto 'the strangest object found in a pussy or a bottom or the strangest item with a willy inserted and the excuse given by the person'.

 

Get googling, or is this another thread in its own right?

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My ex had a dildo; it was pretty solid and whilst she enjoyed the vibrating, she hated it inside her...

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WG i saw, sadly retired now, had a awesome collection of dildos in her room

 

anyway she suddenly went not available on AW - it  seems she had been squatting on this massive black dildo and had slipped and she had fallen and the dildo went all the way in.

 

Must have been embarrassing at casualty and she was not doing full service for about 3 months.

 

Ouch!

 

I winced when I read this.

 

A friend of mine was a medical student many moons ago and he showed me a photo-copied sheet (younger members may need to have this term explained to them) of various "unlikely" accidents that A&E had to deal with, including the mandatory penis stuck in the tube of the vacuum cleaner. ("I fell while I was hoovering in the nude". As you do.) etc etc.

 

A school friend of mine told me that his sister decided to experiment with pleasuring herself with a banana, but unwisely, peeled it first so that it broke while inside her, necessitating an awkward visit to the family GP.

 

Mind how you go!

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pleasuring herself with a banana, but unwisely, peeled it first so that it broke while inside her, necessitating an awkward visit to the family GP.

 

Mind how you go!

I guess it depends on how carefully you need to walk!

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Damn those dildos.  One jumped out on me the other day as I was entering my flat and it shot up my bum  Nasty little bugger all 11 inches of it :)

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Damn those dildos.  One jumped out on me the other day as I was entering my flat and it shot up my bum  Nasty little bugger all 11 inches of it :)

Medical students across the land will chortle and add it to the long, long list of bizarre accidents. :)

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Would a shag in Cork be a corkscrew?

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Would a shag in Cork be a corkscrew?

You could work that up as a crossword clue. :D

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You could work that up as a crossword clue. :D

Hmmm...

 

I might start work on a punting crossword.

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I winced when I read this.

 

A friend of mine was a medical student many moons ago and he showed me a photo-copied sheet (younger members may need to have this term explained to them) of various "unlikely" accidents that A&E had to deal with, including the mandatory penis stuck in the tube of the vacuum cleaner. ("I fell while I was hoovering in the nude". As you do.) etc etc.

 

A school friend of mine told me that his sister decided to experiment with pleasuring herself with a banana, but unwisely, peeled it first so that it broke while inside her, necessitating an awkward visit to the family GP.

 

Mind how you go!

Sploshing was one of my most sought after services at one time and many a time one of my friends have had to help me go fishing for lost grapes and things, not nice with strawberries, the pips get everywhere. They flatly refused to help and still laugh about when one guy thought it funny to slip a peeled banana up my rear end though. He just did it so quickly, now that was difficult to retrieve and not something I'd advise anyone to do.

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Sploshing was one of my most sought after services at one time and many a time one of my friends have had to help me go fishing for lost grapes and things, not nice with strawberries, the pips get everywhere. They flatly refused to help and still laugh about when one guy thought it funny to slip a peeled banana up my rear end though. He just did it so quickly, now that was difficult to retrieve and not something I'd advise anyone to do.

 

I assume you binned him as a client after that? :D

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Sploshing was one of my most sought after services at one time and many a time one of my friends have had to help me go fishing for lost grapes and things, not nice with strawberries, the pips get everywhere. They flatly refused to help and still laugh about when one guy thought it funny to slip a peeled banana up my rear end though. He just did it so quickly, now that was difficult to retrieve and not something I'd advise anyone to do.

So that would be a banana up your split then Holly?

 

:)

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