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The One Thing That Puts Me Off Lmp (Personal Problem)

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I have one issue when going to LMP. I've never been and want to go so badly. But theres only one problem....

 

My chest is completely deformed and it would turn heads of WGs and punters alike. Heres a picture example of what my chest looks like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Pectus1.jpg/230px-Pectus1.jpg (Not my chest)

 

My chest is very similar to the picture. When I first started punting I always use to keep my t-shirt on but eventually got rid of it because it use to get in the way. I get mixed results from WGs from them not saying anything, to some asking me why its like that and some saying they like weird stuff.

 

I was at the gym earlier today having a shower and my gym buddy started talking to me. Its so bad I tried to turn my back to him so he couldnt see.

 

Only thing is, on a 1on1 I dont mind too much. But with loads of guys and girls there. I dont want to be known as the guy with the deformed chest and have people turn their heads.

 

Is there a solution to what I can do? I was thinking of maybe wearing a tight vest but people at LMP would think wtf is this guy doing...

 

I've considered surgery and contacted a specialist surgeon from the NHS. They say its doable but itll leave a massive scare and can actually puntcture your lung if goes badly (Which is very risky.). On top of that I wont be able to work for weeks after it due to recovery.

 

Im fucking stuffed and it really pisses me off. I have no idea what to do as I want to avoid people commenting on it.

 

Thanks.

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I'll take the question at face value.  At LMP, you can do what you want.  If you want to keep your Tee shirt on, then do.

 

But it seems you have the same concern as 95% of men before.  "Really? Naked and have sex in front of others?"  If you are not up for it, and really think you wont warm up to it, then don't go.  But you can join the club if you want. LMP is not a hollywood movie. We are all fat, or skinny, or old, or bald, or butt ugly, or small down stairs or hairy or....have a funny chest.  In my view, the rest of us won't care about what you look like in a good way.  We are worried about the girls, not about you.

 

Other solution is to avoid.  if you dont want a party, then fine. But you say you want to go badly - is it value for money rather than sex party you are looking for? There may be another solution.

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There's all shapes and sizes and quirks there, you may get a glance or two, as we all do, but no-one's going to say anything. As has been said, the guys are there to look at the girls. The girls have seen everything before and won't bat an eyelid, like your 1-2-1s.

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If you really do not trust people not to stare and this would make you feel uncomfortable then you could keep a shirt on at LMP anywayI have one issue when going to LMP. I've never been and want to go so badly. But theres only one problem....

 

My chest is completely deformed and it would turn heads of WGs and punters alike. Heres a picture example of what my chest looks like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Pectus1.jpg/230px-Pectus1.jpg (Not my chest)

 

My chest is very similar to the picture. When I first started punting I always use to keep my t-shirt on but eventually got rid of it because it use to get in the way. I get mixed results from WGs from them not saying anything, to some asking me why its like that and some saying they like weird stuff.

 

I was at the gym earlier today having a shower and my gym buddy started talking to me. Its so bad I tried to turn my back to him so he couldnt see.

 

Only thing is, on a 1on1 I dont mind too much. But with loads of guys and girls there. I dont want to be known as the guy with the deformed chest and have people turn their heads.

 

Is there a solution to what I can do? I was thinking of maybe wearing a tight vest but people at LMP would think wtf is this guy doing...

 

I've considered surgery and contacted a specialist surgeon from the NHS. They say its doable but itll leave a massive scare and can actually puntcture your lung if goes badly (Which is very risky.). On top of that I wont be able to work for weeks after it due to recovery.

 

Im fucking stuffed and it really pisses me off. I have no idea what to do as I want to avoid people commenting on it.

 

Thanks.

 

I personally dont think you should be concerned by your body shape. My reaction would almost certainly be ... oh thats a bit unusual ... but I certainly wouldn't think about it for more than a few seconds after that. I had an Aussie cricketing mate with the same shape and nobody thought twice about it in the dressing room and it certainly didnt stop him getting girls! You should behave like you don't care (and you shouldn't) and the vast majority of people imo (except odd idiots) will certainly not care either. If you really do not trust people not to stare and this would make you feel uncomfortable then you could keep a shirt on at LMP anyway; but I certainl dont think you should.

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i think no one is going to give a fuck but you. why not try not masturbating for 2 weeks prior to the event and see how much of a crap you're able to give about peoples opinions of you when you're surrounded by naked girating women :)

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I have one issue when going to LMP. I've never been and want to go so badly. But theres only one problem....

 

My chest is completely deformed and it would turn heads of WGs and punters alike. Heres a picture example of what my chest looks like http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Pectus1.jpg/230px-Pectus1.jpg (Not my chest)

 

My chest is very similar to the picture. When I first started punting I always use to keep my t-shirt on but eventually got rid of it because it use to get in the way. I get mixed results from WGs from them not saying anything, to some asking me why its like that and some saying they like weird stuff.

 

I was at the gym earlier today having a shower and my gym buddy started talking to me. Its so bad I tried to turn my back to him so he couldnt see.

 

Only thing is, on a 1on1 I dont mind too much. But with loads of guys and girls there. I dont want to be known as the guy with the deformed chest and have people turn their heads.

 

Is there a solution to what I can do? I was thinking of maybe wearing a tight vest but people at LMP would think wtf is this guy doing...

 

I've considered surgery and contacted a specialist surgeon from the NHS. They say its doable but itll leave a massive scare and can actually puntcture your lung if goes badly (Which is very risky.). On top of that I wont be able to work for weeks after it due to recovery.

 

Im fucking stuffed and it really pisses me off. I have no idea what to do as I want to avoid people commenting on it.

 

Thanks.

I have a slightly sunken chest (milder than the pic above) It used to concern me a lot as a teenager/young adult, but nonetheless I got my share of "civilian" girlfriends and one night stands. No one ever said anything. When I started punting no one ever said anything. Although by then I seldom thought about it, a few years ago when I decided to splash out on an implant to replace a missing canine tooth, I thought let's see if I could get my chest done (not at the dentists, before some wag jumps in :) ). I rung round and it all sounded too much hassle. So I left it. Hadn't thought about it until I read your post. You have my sympathy, believe me, but I doubt any WG would say anything. Go ahead and treat yourself. :)

 

 

 

(Now that I'm in my 50's and carrying too much condition I wish I had stomachus excavatus :D )

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AP, I couldn't give a monkeys if you had a tail like basil brush. Not meaning that to sound rude, but no-one gives a damn what people look like at LMP.

I've been, and there were guys of all shapes and sizes there, and I could tell you absolutely nothing about them. I wouldn't know if I'd passed another visitor in the street 5 minutes after leaving.

If it really gets you down that much, by all means, keep a t-shirt on. No-one would think any less of you for it, likewise as a previous poster has suggested, you might get someone ask you about it to begin with, but that's just out of sheer curiosity before the lights go down, and you're bollock/tongue deep somewhere, at which point, you wouldn't give a fuck if you had a tail like basil brush.

Get stuck in, and never look back. You'll be sorry if you don't.

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Personally, I wouldnt have a problem with your body. 

 

Many independent WGs feel the same as me.  If you are polite and respectful then that should suffice.

 

If you feel it is best to mention before you visit then do that, if you want to wait till you are in booking but still dressed then do that.

 

Go and enjoy yourself, we are all deserving of a good time and you are no exception.

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Thanks for the reply and vote of confidence lady and gentlemen.

I have been looking at my chest a lot in the mirror recently and only think its majorly noticeable if you look directly at it. Which I don't suspect most guys will be checking out my chest...

I emailed LMP and they basically said what was discussed here. I could leave a tshirt on or leave it off and not many guys would notice. I use to leave my t shirt on most of my first punts but it always got in the way of everything and I would have to lift it up for oral, doggy style etc. etc.

I guess I'll have to just suck it up and do it topless... I'll probably go next weekend. Will keep you guys updated :).

Thanks for the replys and vote of confidence. I'm deffo into the gang stuff in pornos. Time to find out if I'll enjoy it in real life :)

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I agree with what's said here. I don't think  many people will want to look at your chest when there are female chests to look at, and touch, and suck..

What I wouldn't do, if I were embarrassed about it, would be to post a picture of what it looks like on an internet forum.  

 

Oh.

 

Too late.

 

:-)

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Thanks for the replys and vote of confidence. I'm deffo into the gang stuff in pornos. Time to find out if I'll enjoy it in real life :)

Hmmm....I've got this inkling that you just might!!! :cool:

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Thanks for the reply and vote of confidence lady and gentlemen.

Thanks for the replys and vote of confidence. I'm deffo into the gang stuff in pornos. Time to find out if I'll enjoy it in real life :)

That's great to see Playboy. I hope you really enjoy your first (of many?) party.

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Thank you. I'll write a review of how it goes either way!

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I was going to say the best thing to do is email Emma and Moss through LMP's site, but see you already have been in touch with them  :)  They are well used to dealing with people who might have something they are personally worried about, so you will not shock them ;)

 

The only essentials at LMP are a respectful and polite attitude, and a lot of fun and enthusiasm. Good luck and have fun :)

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