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Strolling through Clerkenwell today I spied a chalk board outside a cafe.

It said " buying a salad from McDonalds is like going to a prostitute for a hug" . Not sure that I completely see the comparison but I made sure I gave my prostitute a lovely hug later on.

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Strolling through Clerkenwell today I spied a chalk board outside a cafe.

It said " buying a salad from McDonalds is like going to a prostitute for a hug" . Not sure that I completely see the comparison but I made sure I gave my prostitute a lovely hug later on.

Nor me. Which Cafe was it? Perhaps we can contact them as ask?

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I get it now.

 

Going to McDonalds and only having a salad is like going to a pro and only having a hug.  Inadequate ... defeating the object kind of thingy.

 

Would you go to McD's and not have meat?

 

Would you go to a pro and not have sex?

 

 

I can not imagine the cafe owners wrote it on the board though!!!

 

Must have been a passer by... Shirley?

 

:blink: 

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I get it now.

 

Going to McDonalds and only having a salad is like going to a pro and only having a hug.  Inadequate ... defeating the object kind of thingy.

 

Would you go to McD's and not have meat?

 

Would you go to a pro and not have sex?

 

 

I can not imagine the cafe owners wrote it on the board though!!!

 

Must have been a passer by... Shirley?

 

:blink: 

 

No I think you're misunderstanding. The salads in McDonalds are quite nice, as are the wraps. The point of the joke is hugging prositutes is nice, like having a McChicken wrap and salad on the side is also nice.

 

I doubt it was a passer by as they would have to be carrying chalk especially.

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Must have been a little horse-play :ph34r:

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Must have been a little horse-play :ph34r:

 

 

Now that is funny  :D 

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I never eat MaDonalds, haven't since the McLibel trial and rarely even before that.

 

I do like Subway's Salads, especially the Meatball Marinara salad, I just can't resist saucy Italians.

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I get it now.

 

Going to McDonalds and only having a salad is like going to a pro and only having a hug.  Inadequate ... defeating the object kind of thingy.

 

Would you go to McD's and not have meat?

 

Would you go to a pro and not have sex?

 

 

I can not imagine the cafe owners wrote it on the board though!!!

 

Must have been a passer by... Shirley?

 

:blink: 

 

You've got it!  .... having a salad in maccy D's isn't going all the way

 

.......... and don't call me Shirley :D

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I'm sure I will be shot down in flames/ignored for saying this,but why would anybody buy a salad in McDonalds in the first place? It seems such an extraordinary thing to do.

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I'm sure I will be shot down in flames/ignored for saying this,but why would any body buy a salad in McDonalds in the first place? It seems such an extraordinary thing to do.
....as is "going to a prostitute for a hug" ??

Allegedly ;)

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1. i like hugging WG's. A nice post shag hug is lovely.

 

2. I havent been into MacDonalds since I heard they were giving money to the IRA during the troubles.  Never seen the need to go back.  Anyway, I have heard their burgers taste like something your mum ate, threw up and fed to you. 

 

Best burger was in a bar in Maricopa in the oilfields of California.  It was home-made, wasn't round but a random shape and tasted of meat.  Made from 100% ground beef i reckon.

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1. i like hugging WG's. A nice post shag hug is lovely.

 

2. I havent been into MacDonalds since I heard they were giving money to the IRA during the troubles.  Never seen the need to go back.  Anyway, I have heard their burgers taste like something your mum ate, threw up and fed to you. 

 

Best burger was in a bar in Maricopa in the oilfields of California.  It was home-made, wasn't round but a random shape and tasted of meat.  Made from 100% ground beef i reckon.

The money to the IRA is a popular urban myth. The letters IRA. came up repeatedly in their accounts but in actual fact is to do with tax (in the USA).

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....as is "going to a prostitute for a hug" ??

Allegedly ;)

As you say, allegedly. Whoever wrote the offending sentence is almost certainly as ignorant about escorts as they are wise about salads. If I could find them I would make them eat horseburgers for a few hours.

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1. i like hugging WG's. A nice post shag hug is lovely.

 

2. I havent been into MacDonalds since I heard they were giving money to the IRA during the troubles.  Never seen the need to go back.  Anyway, I have heard their burgers taste like something your mum ate, threw up and fed to you. 

 

Best burger was in a bar in Maricopa in the oilfields of California.  It was home-made, wasn't round but a random shape and tasted of meat.  Made from 100% ground beef i reckon.

As indeed they did, the last time I was desperate enough to eat one. :D

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The money to the IRA is a popular urban myth. The letters IRA. came up repeatedly in their accounts but in actual fact is to do with tax (in the USA).

 

I understood they gave via noraid.

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No I think you're misunderstanding. The salads in McDonalds are quite nice, as are the wraps. The point of the joke is hugging prositutes is nice, like having a McChicken wrap and salad on the side is also nice.

 

I doubt it was a passer by as they would have to be carrying chalk especially.

 

Doesn't every citizen carry a little stick of chalk in their top pocket?

 

 

 

 

 

Must be just me then.

 

:ph34r: 

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Doesn't every citizen carry a little stick of chalk in their top pocket?

 

 

 

 

 

Must be just me then.

 

:ph34r: 

Moscow rules? :)

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Moscow rules? :)

 

I am no spy Zips.....

 

I just like an impromptu game of hopscotch once in a while...

 

don't know what comes over me...............

 

:wub: 

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I am no spy Zips.....

 

I just like an impromptu game of hopscotch once in a while...

 

don't know what comes over me...............

 

:wub: 

Don't worry. Strange impulses come over me all the time. :D

 

(Nice you got the reference, by the way. :) )

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I thought the issue with mcd salads was that the dressing applied had more calories salt sugar and stuff than a burger.

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As you say, allegedly. Whoever wrote the offending sentence is almost certainly as ignorant about escorts as they are wise about salads. If I could find them I would make them eat horseburgers for a few hours.

Well whoever originally wrote it is unlikely to be anywhere near Clerkenwell - it's an oft-hammered quote which can be found in many corners of the internet where random people get to post things and most likely originated in a banal TV sitcom somewhere. Which is probably where Mr Clerkenwell found it, and momentarily forgetting about Google, thought nobody would ever recognise it.

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Well whoever originally wrote it is unlikely to be anywhere near Clerkenwell - it's an oft-hammered quote which can be found in many corners of the internet where random people get to post things and most likely originated in a banal TV sitcom somewhere. Which is probably where Mr Clerkenwell found it, and momentarily forgetting about Google, thought nobody would ever recognise it.

Wherever they come from they deserve a kick in the arse.

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I am no spy Zips.....

 

I just like an impromptu game of hopscotch once in a while...

 

don't know what comes over me...............

 

:wub: 

I'm guessing clients, but I could be wrong. :ph34r:

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I understood they gave via noraid.

Sorry pal, like I said a popular urban myth, not a shred of evidence exists to say that it did and McDs have always denied it(not that that makes it true).

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