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The Start And The End Of My Punting Career

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Well firstly hello to all you punternet'ers, I've been lurking here for a while now whilst trying to summon up the courage to see an escort and have also been using the forum to do my 'homework'! I have a wife and family which I'm quite happy with so have been ultra paranoid about the whole thing so the advice and information on here has been very helpful.

 

Anyway a couple of months ago I had my first punt which was, to be honest rubbish. The stress, lies and expense involved made it nowhere near worthwhile and I left it early feeling very let down by it, however from reading on here I knew that decent punts were out there so I decided to give it another go today which I'm glad I did as it was amazing! I almost backed out but still went through with it and was rewarded with sex on an epic scale, she was like your ultimate fantasy woman, but still with a really nice personality and unbelievable skills....it was the punt I dreamt of, which is why it's also the end of my punting career.

Despite the fact it was the perfect punt I still left feeling a little empty and despite the fact she was very good my wife's had a lot of experience giving me pleasure and is on the same level so it seems a little pointless.

 

That said I really can see how addictive it can be. The sex was enjoyable but I think for me I got a bigger buzz from doing something so taboo. I was risking more in my life then I've ever risked before so getting caught was not an option which meant a ridiculous amount of planning such as taking the cash out in small amounts over the last month, selecting clothes that I rarely wear and could go back into the wardrobe forever, ensuring that my appointments for the day surrounded the punting location so that I could loose an hour, even choosing the most boring of my cars to take so that I blended in, everything was planned to the smallest detail! Of course it could be that I was ridiculously over the top but short of committing an actual crime this is probably the most illicit activity I'll indulge in so it was fun playing the part.

 

I'm glad that today was such a success otherwise I suspect I'd already be on the purple site looking for the next one, but I'm satisfied now..........just have to find a new hobby. ;)

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even choosing the most boring of my cars to take so that I blended in

I love this part. Best leave the Koenigsegg at home  :lol:

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So you left the Aston Martin at home and went in the fiat eh? Class.

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Oi ...... what's wrong with Fiats? :-(

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Good luck to you but its always difficult to walk away once youve started.

Its so accessible nowadays that its like being on a diet whilst working in a sweet shop. For the rest of your life!

That said, if it stresses you out as much as you described then it might not be for you.

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.........just have to find a new hobby. ;)

is that instead of, or as well as, collecting cars! :huh:

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Yep cars are bit of a passion of mine, and no Astons......yet  :cool: I am under strict instructions not to buy any more and I fear that when I break that rule it won't be as easy to hide as punting is!

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Oi ...... what's wrong with Fiats? :-(

Nowt - in fact I'd love one of those 500s.

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The fact that you're posting about a punt you just had tells me that you haven't really had enough time to truly know how you will feel over time.  The effects of the truly great punts go on for a long time, and as the memories mature, like a good wine, different flavours begin to emerge.

 

Something tells me you'll be back one day.  Maybe sooner than you might imagine. :)

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The only time I wonder which of my cars I should drive is when I come out from the pub after a few too many.  Swiftly followed by wondering which of the six lanes of the motorway I'm supposed to be driving in!  Hic! :blink:

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Ignore the flippant, if amusing, comments you’ve got, veryhappyman, which were pretty inevitable given some of your post. It’s good to hear about your experiences even if your preparations were just a tad OTT! I probably started in a similar vein (and that was over 10 years ago!) but even with a good home sex life, there is so much to explore and discover about your own sexuality through this ‘hobby.’ I don’t doubt you’ll be tempted back. :)

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hehe.

 

Congratulations! 

 

now wait n see.

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""I have a wife and family which I'm quite happy with"

 

If that is true - you should not really be doing this.

 

I can understand guys whose wives put an overnight facial pack on before they go to bed - I can also understand chaps like myself who are unhappily married.

 

I know we are all different - but surely you should question whether the possibility of discovery and drama that will follow - is worth the brief pleasures you will get in exchange.

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He's not posted again as unbeknownst to him his wife installed key logging software and he's been found out.

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He's not posted again as unbeknownst to him his wife installed key logging software and he's been found out.

She has also flushed all his car keys down the drain!

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is worth the brief pleasures you will get in exchange.

Suffragettes are campaigning outside a brothel. Haranguing the men entering and leaving. The ladies not occupied are listening with interest.

"Is an hour if pleasure worth a lifetime of shame, gentlemen?" Asks the suffragette.

"What makes you think he can make it last an hour?" responds one of the ladies.

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You lot are horrible sometimes. Lots of blokes try it once, find its not for them and move on.

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""I have a wife and family which I'm quite happy with"

 

If that is true - you should not really be doing this.

 

I can understand guys whose wives put an overnight facial pack on before they go to bed - I can also understand chaps like myself who are unhappily married.

 

I know we are all different - but surely you should question whether the possibility of discovery and drama that will follow - is worth the brief pleasures you will get in exchange.

 

It is not unheard of for happily married men, who have very fulfilling sex lives at home, to visit escorts.

Not everyone comes to see us because they have problems at home.

 

I guess some just like variety...

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Well firstly hello to all you punternet'ers, I've been lurking here for a while now whilst trying to summon up the courage to see an escort and have also been using the forum to do my 'homework'! I have a wife and family which I'm quite happy with so have been ultra paranoid about the whole thing so the advice and information on here has been very helpful.

 

Anyway a couple of months ago I had my first punt which was, to be honest rubbish. The stress, lies and expense involved made it nowhere near worthwhile and I left it early feeling very let down by it, however from reading on here I knew that decent punts were out there so I decided to give it another go today which I'm glad I did as it was amazing! I almost backed out but still went through with it and was rewarded with sex on an epic scale, she was like your ultimate fantasy woman, but still with a really nice personality and unbelievable skills....it was the punt I dreamt of, which is why it's also the end of my punting career.

Despite the fact it was the perfect punt I still left feeling a little empty and despite the fact she was very good my wife's had a lot of experience giving me pleasure and is on the same level so it seems a little pointless.

 

That said I really can see how addictive it can be. The sex was enjoyable but I think for me I got a bigger buzz from doing something so taboo. I was risking more in my life then I've ever risked before so getting caught was not an option which meant a ridiculous amount of planning such as taking the cash out in small amounts over the last month, selecting clothes that I rarely wear and could go back into the wardrobe forever, ensuring that my appointments for the day surrounded the punting location so that I could loose an hour, even choosing the most boring of my cars to take so that I blended in, everything was planned to the smallest detail! Of course it could be that I was ridiculously over the top but short of committing an actual crime this is probably the most illicit activity I'll indulge in so it was fun playing the part.

 

I'm glad that today was such a success otherwise I suspect I'd already be on the purple site looking for the next one, but I'm satisfied now..........just have to find a new hobby. ;)

Well, you played a blinder there - right into the hands of 'the mob'.  I hope you come back because I love the comedy element on this board.  Sadly they never return :(

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You lot are horrible sometimes. Lots of blokes try it once, find its not for them and move on.

Yes, but he's tried it twice! ;)

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Quit while you're ahead, good thinking tbh. :)

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I have been placed on moderator queue. This means that all content I submit will need to be approved by a moderator before it will be shown. This is basically because I'm mentally retarded or as they say 'have learning difficulties' and lack common sense.

Having told you that I'd like to congratulate you on your wealth and success to be able to indulge in your passion for cars. It's so refreshing to hear from someone who could obviously afford to be sugar daddy material if he wished, rather than the poor who can only afford £60 every second month. Poor equals dull and boring. Thank the Lord for millionaires. They're so much more colourful and interesting.

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Yes, but he's tried it twice! ;)

And enjoyed the second one but discovered its not for him so moved on... Or so he thinks.  I did think 'why is he posting here if he's satisfied with his partner' and then realised I'm doing that too :P

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Is anyone really satisfied in all senses of the word by their partner?

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