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(If this is in the wrong section apologies. Please move it. :) )

 

Most men wear them and some women too. The trouser is ubiquitous (In Europe anyway).

 

Given the choice, what do we all feel might be the ideal punting trouser?

 

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I guess you'd choose the button fly, eh Zipless? :)

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I guess you'd choose the button fly, eh Zipless? :)

Boom boom! :D

 

Actually, I hate button flies! :)

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I guess you'd choose the button fly, eh Zipless? :)

 

I thought everyone already knew he wears a bright blue shell suit..  :D  :blink:

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They have only just repealed the law which made it illegal for ladies to wear trousers in Paris. I will try to find the link and post it.

 

That's Zipless for you   right up to date!!

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I thought everyone already knew he wears a bright blue shell suit..  :D  :blink:

:D :D

 

Now men up and down the land* who wear bright blue shell suits will be accosted and hailed with the words "You are Zipless and I claim my five pounds!" :D

 

 

 

*Liverpool? Middlesborough?

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Les Français, comment ils sont amusants, n'est-ce pas?

 

It's just like the French to pass a stupid law like that in the first place.

 

No wonder we thrashed them at Waterloo! :D :D

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No wonder we thrashed them at Waterloo! :D :D

Just wait till 23 February at Twickenham :angry:  :mad:

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:D :D Now men up and down the land* who wear bright blue shell suits will be accosted and hailed with the words "You are Zipless and I claim my five pounds!" :D   *Liverpool? Middlesborough?

5 bloody times already...... :o

Best punting wear? Got to be Techno trousers.... I need em these days.....

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Just wait till 23 February at Twickenham :angry:  :mad:

As Wellington himself said after Waterloo:

 

"It has been a damn nice* thing-the nearest run thing you ever saw...",

 

:) We must cross our fingers and hope we kick their arses again. :D

 

 

 

 

*nice in the archaic meaning of "careful or precise"

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Elasticated waists........... that is the way to go Zippy

 

One quick yank  and they are around the ankles.  No escape then! They have no choice but to stand still.

 

Men will quite happily stand with their trews around their feet while being  er.....  chatted to ..........

 

We ladies sometimes have to bend down too and check that the feet are steady and safely side by side....

 

Nice  :P 

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Given the choice, what do we all feel might be the ideal punting trouser?

 

How about a Kilt? easy access and a bit unique ;)

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Ones with holes in the pockets ( except the back one where I keep my stash.)

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Elasticated waists........... that is the way to go Zippy

 

One quick yank  and they are around the ankles.  No escape then! They have no choice but to stand still.

 

Men will quite happily stand with their trews around their feet while being  er.....  chatted to ..........

 

We ladies sometimes have to bend down too and check that the feet are steady and safely side by side....

 

Nice  :P 

The day of the elasticated waist looms closer and closer alas, but not for the sake of easy access! :(:D

 

How about a Kilt? easy access and a bit unique ;)

Interesting idea but not with my legs and definitely not in this cold! :D

 

Ones with holes in the pockets ( except the back one where I keep my stash.)

Sound reasoning. :)

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How about a Kilt? easy access and a bit unique ;)

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Kilts are fab!  I have met a couple of kilt wearing guys and boy they were sexy!  Large beefy legs though........... if you are a weedy one don't even think about a kilt.

 

Even Elvis wore one...... honestly!  Watch the vid!

 

 

;) 

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Trousers have never been the same since clothing emporia began to source their textiles from further afield than Yorkshire. I cannot be the only guy who cannot get his tackle out through the aperture affored by a six inch zip, and so has no choice but to ahem 'loosen and lower'

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I am wondering whether the ideal "punting trouser" might be amenable to design. Form following function, as it were, but stylish enough to impress the ladies, particularly on that crucial first visit.

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i think wearing trousers to a punt is a good start the choice of trouser depends entire on cicumstance distance comfort and such

generally on punts i do wear them the one time i didnt the lady in question wouldnt let me in

lesson learned i think (even at my age every day is a school day)

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i think wearing trousers to a punt is a good start the choice of trouser depends entire on cicumstance distance comfort and such

generally on punts i do wear them the one time i didnt the lady in question wouldnt let me in

lesson learned i think (even at my age every day is a school day)

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I am wondering whether the ideal "punting trouser" might be amenable to design. Form following function, as it were, but stylish enough to impress the ladies, particularly on that crucial first visit.

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Velcro trousers may be the way forward, then they can just be ripped off  :D
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