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Anyone visited recently opened outfit Sassy Escorts?

 

http://www.sassyescorts.com/

 

I recognise Bella's pics from LMP last year, a pretty girl with amazingly peachy bum and nice feet.

 

No prices on the website, which is disappointing.

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Are those galaxies on her(Bella) breasts?

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Are those galaxies on her(Bella) breasts?

 

I don't know but I remember her sending me into orbit at LMP!! ;):D

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Haha!! :D Nice!

 

To be honest, now I can't see the attraction, I just keep staring at the galaxies. :( If I were a punter, I'd be a fail punter. :D

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Anyone visited recently opened outfit Sassy Escorts?

 

http://www.sassyescorts.com/

 

I recognise Bella's pics from LMP last year, a pretty girl with amazingly peachy bum and nice feet.

 

No prices on the website, which is disappointing.

 

 

 

Their first tweet is on Jan 31st, only 12 tweets, but they have over 9,500 followers already!

 

https://twitter.com/SassyEscortsMK

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Hi Sukhoi

 

Appreciate the feedback re no prices. The website has now been updated to clearly show the prices.

 

Any other feedback is always welcome and thanks to all our customers who have already visited us in our first 2 weeks of launching in CMK and the Sassy Ladies look forward to seeing all of you who haven't yet visited. 

 

PS Yes they are galaxies on Bellas breasts!

 

Thanks

Carlos at SassyEscorts

 

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Well I'm glad it's been established who owns Sassys as for some silly reason some thought it was me lol.

Welcome to the forum Carlos...have fun

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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Hi Sukhoi

 

Appreciate the feedback re no prices. The website has now been updated to clearly show the prices.

 

Any other feedback is always welcome and thanks to all our customers who have already visited us in our first 2 weeks of launching in CMK and the Sassy Ladies look forward to seeing all of you who haven't yet visited. 

 

PS Yes they are galaxies on Bellas breasts!

 

Thanks

Carlos at SassyEscorts

 

Great to see the price info now displayed. A 45 minute option is often welcome and you'll notice that other MK incall providers have set their 30 min pricepoint at £60.

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Fantastic, now I know they truly are galaxies. :D

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Hi Venturer

 

Thanks for the suggestion. A 45 min option for £90 has been added similar to other local agencies.

 

Keep the suggestions coming, we would love to see you at SassyEscorts.

 

Carlos. :D

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Anyone enlighten me as to what LMP is?

 

I don't know but I remember her sending me into orbit at LMP!! ;):D

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Got it! Thanks Vin DaLoo. Carlos

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Has anyone been to this place yet? If not, someone needs to TOFTT! If anyone has been, info on Tanzy would be appreciated.

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Done. Very brief review (since I can't be bothered to FR right now): Sassy's is a pleasant flat at the John Lewis end of North Row (-ish). I'd compare the flat/location itself more closely to Divas than the other MK parlours: Dolly's Secrets is vile...I wouldn't go there again simply for the unpleasantness of the building itself (sorry, but that's my opinion). Annabella's is too Piccadilly Circus for my tastes (too many girls, too many punters and, perhaps unfairly, just not sheltered/discreet enough front door for me). Sassy's flat feels more like the girls home than a working parlour...and seems to be furnished accordingly (living room is actually a living room, etc.). When I visited there was no maid (or if there was one, she didn't put in an appearance)...so it all felt very much like an Indie experience. I was pretty much allowed to wander off to the bathroom, etc. unsupervised...meaning the whole experience felt very comfortable and natural.  Saw Tanzy. Early 20s English girl, as per the (not very good) photo. She is a real girl next door...not a pure looker, but perfectly attractive in an "every day" kind of way, and a really delightful companion. I thought she was great fun and will see her again without question. One of the most enjoyable punts I've had in a long time. I will do a proper FR but to confirm, a great find...and I understand from reading elsewhere here that Bella is also an exceptional punt. IMO Sassy is a welcome and overdue addition to the MK scene.

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ADDENDUM: Sadly, I have to report that it turns out these guys are rank amateurs. Clowns, in fact. Sitting having coffee with my wife just now, I received an UNSOLICITED text message from Sassy's advising me that "Paige has just got out of the shower dripping wet, and was waiting for me". Not an issue to subtly delete it (though the more faint hearted among you might worry at a situation like that) but, in less than half a day, Sassy's has gone from "brave new world in MK punting" to "I wouldn't re-visit them if you paid me". Parlours that send unsolicited (and lewd) e-mails should be avoided like the plague, a. because they're keeping your data without permission, and b. they're putting you at risk of a world of domestic trouble. Idiots. Avoid.

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ADDENDUM: Sadly, I have to report that it turns out these guys are rank amateurs. Clowns, in fact. Sitting having coffee with my wife just now, I received an UNSOLICITED text message from Sassy's advising me that "Paige has just got out of the shower dripping wet, and was waiting for me". Not an issue to subtly delete it (though the more faint hearted among you might worry at a situation like that) but, in less than half a day, Sassy's has gone from "brave new world in MK punting" to "I wouldn't re-visit them if you paid me". Parlours that send unsolicited (and lewd) e-mails should be avoided like the plague, a. because they're keeping your data without permission, and b. they're putting you at risk of a world of domestic trouble. Idiots. Avoid.

Are you a towel salesman ?

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Are you a towel salesman ?

 

No, in this instance I'm bog paper, left mopping up a pile of shit.

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Done. Very brief review (since I can't be bothered to FR right now): Sassy's is a pleasant flat at the John Lewis end of North Row (-ish). I'd compare the flat/location itself more closely to Divas than the other MK parlours: Dolly's Secrets is vile...I wouldn't go there again simply for the unpleasantness of the building itself (sorry, but that's my opinion). Annabella's is too Piccadilly Circus for my tastes (too many girls, too many punters and, perhaps unfairly, just not sheltered/discreet enough front door for me). Sassy's flat feels more like the girls home than a working parlour...and seems to be furnished accordingly (living room is actually a living room, etc.). When I visited there was no maid (or if there was one, she didn't put in an appearance)...so it all felt very much like an Indie experience. I was pretty much allowed to wander off to the bathroom, etc. unsupervised...meaning the whole experience felt very comfortable and natural.  Saw Tanzy. Early 20s English girl, as per the (not very good) photo. She is a real girl next door...not a pure looker, but perfectly attractive in an "every day" kind of way, and a really delightful companion. I thought she was great fun and will see her again without question. One of the most enjoyable punts I've had in a long time. I will do a proper FR but to confirm, a great find...and I understand from reading elsewhere here that Bella is also an exceptional punt. IMO Sassy is a welcome and overdue addition to the MK scene.

 

On the point I have highlighted. In fairness I feel I should point out for those of you who have not visited Annabellas that the girls you see on the schedule daily are not all working in the same location but over 4 locations all within the square mile of Central Milton Keynes.

 

I am not in a position to defend Dolly's Secrets but if their premises is and to quote you 'vile' then I am surprised this has not been mentioned in their field reports. 

 

Anyway life goes on, I just wanted to clear up.  To quote Wikipedia reference Piccadilly Circus -  Its status as a major traffic intersection has made Piccadilly Circus a busy meeting place and a tourist attraction in its own right.

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On the point I have highlighted. In fairness I feel I should point out for those of you who have not visited Annabellas that the girls you see on the schedule daily are not all working in the same location but over 4 locations all within the square mile of Central Milton Keynes.

 

I am not in a position to defend Dolly's Secrets but if their premises is and to quote you 'vile' then I am surprised this has not been mentioned in their field reports. 

 

Anyway life goes on, I just wanted to clear up.  To quote Wikipedia reference Piccadilly Circus -  Its status as a major traffic intersection has made Piccadilly Circus a busy meeting place and a tourist attraction in its own right.

 

With regard to locations you are right, it is very much a matter of the individual's tastes. Dolly's Secrets flat clearly isn't an issue for some punters (although five minutes with my Private Mail Box would make it very clear to you that a large number of punters simply aren't prepared to say anything negative about anything at all here for fear of presumed reprisals -- a paranoia that is totally unwarranted but nevertheless does exist.) I think Dolly's location is horrible...the hallways are dark and smelly...the building itself seems clearly "rough", the room I was in was tiny, the bedding was far from fresh, etc. (All that may sound classist, but I care more about my comfort if not safety than I do parading imaginary street cred and I see no reason why I shouldn't call a spade, well, a digging implement. Dolly's is vile.) Whatever criticisms I may have had about any other parlour, the cleanliness, safety and general comfort level of the building/flat is for me table stakes when considering where to punt (and all your establishments easily pass that basic threshold test whether, beyond that, I like them or not.) Dolly's is, i think, unacceptable location-wise. With regard to your comments about Annabella's, fair enough. I have no issue with them nor is there any reason why I should. It may not be for me, but it's very good at doing what it says on the tin. No argument there.

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Been to dollys a few times and agree the main building is shabby/seedy even but inside, the rooms or room I always occupied were fine and the bathroom ok. Mind you, not been there since seeing caprice (corrrrrrr). That was about 9 months ago

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Annabella's is too Piccadilly Circus for my tastes (too many girls, too many punters and, perhaps unfairly, just not sheltered/discreet enough front door for me)

Speaking purely on the locations I've worked at when playing at Annabellas, there are normally just two of us in the apartment, and it is pretty chilled out, so possibly you've just been into some of the bigger houses? You are more than welcome to ask on the phone re the location where the lady in question will be...

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ADDENDUM: Sadly, I have to report that it turns out these guys are rank amateurs. Clowns, in fact. Sitting having coffee with my wife just now, I received an UNSOLICITED text message from Sassy's advising me that "Paige has just got out of the shower dripping wet, and was waiting for me". Not an issue to subtly delete it (though the more faint hearted among you might worry at a situation like that) but, in less than half a day, Sassy's has gone from "brave new world in MK punting" to "I wouldn't re-visit them if you paid me". Parlours that send unsolicited (and lewd) e-mails should be avoided like the plague, a. because they're keeping your data without permission, and b. they're putting you at risk of a world of domestic trouble. Idiots. Avoid.

Sorry to hear this. I guess we all have to learn one way or the other what the right way of doing things is. Did you let Sassys know that its not the done thing to text? Its not your responsibility of course but client feedback is essential for agencys, especially new ones x

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Sorry to hear this. I guess we all have to learn one way or the other what the right way of doing things is. Did you let Sassys know that its not the done thing to text? Its not your responsibility of course but client feedback is essential for agencys, especially new ones x

 

Thanks.

 

A serious question: do you really have to let a parlour owner know that discretion is a pre-requisite in his (or her) chosen line of business? I mean are you seriously telling me these guys lack the common sense or brain cells to work out that sending unsolicited sex sales texts is, uh, not good business practice? It beggars belief.

 

I do get where you're coming from and I appreciate and hear what you're saying but I'm not going to give them any feedback (unless they happen to read this thread). I'm just not going to go there again and I'm assuming a fair number of others reading this thread will think twice before doing so as well. 

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Incidentally -- Chloe -- interesting to note that Sassy has been on the Forum SINCE I posted my experience above and I think we can safely assume he reads threads about his own business. Therefore, the silence is somewhat deafening. No explanation; no apology; not even a defensive retort. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be the case with, say, Mr. Divine.

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