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411 For The Yank

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Hello,

 

I'm new here and interested to see what is going on in the London scene since I will be spending a little time there soon during some traveling. I see the ASP situation is just awesome and there are plenty of ladies to choose from but I am having a tougher time finding out about decent massage parlors and saunas as this is what I tend to gravitate to even when I am in the states. Can anyone give me a any info on 1.  milehighladies or any good massage parlors / saunas in the Waterloo / Central London area. I will also be riding into the Paddington station so any info for around there would be welcome also. Thanks all

 

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Please restrict any replies only to establishments that openly offer sexual services, as per Forum Rules.

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The world is your oyster in London, lots of variety at sensible prices, but as always there are unreliable providers and scams, you've come to the best place for some honest recommendations.

 

For something different, you could try LMP, I've met quite a few stateside guys there who now divert all their European trips through London just so they can attend, apparently there is nothing like this in the US...walking distance from Paddington.

 

House of Divine offer a good selection of reliable girls of different nationalities, at very reasonable rates, like an upmarket massage parlour...where you don't need to waste time on getting a back massage...unless you really want one. Two upmarket locations a short subway ride out of the centre.

 

As has been hinted there are places that look like legitimate massage places, but offer sexual services behind closed doors, mostly only handjobs. Some guys like the intrigue of this set-up, but in London there are so many places offering everything upfront that it doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

 

If you want a hotel visit that's possible for around £150ph upwards, I have no experience of this so can't offer any recommendations of reliable agencies and girls.

 

Maybe an idea to state your preferences of looks and services so you can get some more focused recommendations.

 

Have fun!

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i don't think there is much going on around waterloo... unless anyone can tell me different... when i searched SE1 on AW recently the few hits that came back were for dodgy looking independants on council estates around elephant and castle... to be avoided, especially as a tourist.

 

pleasure mansion is by oxford circus a short ride from waterloo - ive never been so can't comment on the standard but the website shows some promise...

 

paddington is rampant... £150 will get you an hour of depravity for sure... i would go through some punternet FR's (central london) and see what you can dig up...

 

not sure about parlours though it's more about agencies and booking a timeframe...

 

if you just want to turn up somewhere and take your pick, why not stroll around soho or shepherds market... both are in decline but can still provide some sleazy adventures.

 

good luck... let us know how you get on...

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The USA and UK are two countries separated by a common language.

 

WTF is 411?

 

Plus over this side of the pond, a "yank" has two rather different meanings ! 

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411 is synonymous with "information". It is the US number for directory enquiries.

 

To the OP: Your best bet is to read the Field Reports and scan the Service Provider Database. You will have a hard time choosing!

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Thank you G, I expected it was another number like 911, but over here it means absolutely F/A.

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The USA and UK are two countries separated by a common language.

 

WTF is 411?

 

Plus over this side of the pond, a "yank" has two rather different meanings ! 

 

 

American stretch bra -one yank and its off.

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Heel2000, not meaning to get too far into legality, but 1-1 is legal and open, and massage parlour may not be. So if you don't know UK scene, what you like about parlour may be different here.

 

Like if you like walking in with no planning, looking at the girl and thinking yes or no, you may like Soho walk up.  They get a bad rap from some on this board, but many like this or they would not be there.

 

And because of no fear of being illegal, there are many incall and out call girls that are fine and reliable.  See FR.

 

My suggestions is to share more about the experience or girl you want.  London may be today the sex haven of the world, but there are no parlour near Waterloo that I know.

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The USA and UK are two countries separated by a common language.

 

WTF is 411?

 

Plus over this side of the pond, a "yank" has two rather different meanings ! 

Yea after I posted I figured I sounded too much like a damn tourist.  411 is the number we call for information on the telephone to get other numbers so "hobbieists" or punters as you call them ask for a "411" or information on this girl or that girl if they are unknown or have no reviews anywhere. a Yank I believe in the way you are thinking about it means the same for us but I went with the shortened version of Yankee. Ah well...Now we are just >< that much smarter about the ways of the world.  ^_^

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Thanks to all that replied and gave me some good advice. I have been looking at the Soho area and think I am going to start my little walking tour to the north and head down that way and peek inside some walk ups. If and when that fails to get my interest I have a couple of ladies from some agencies nearby that I have picked out and if that fails I will go with a service sending someone to my hotel. Thanks again to all and I will be looking forward to finally visiting your great country and trying out real fish and chips and trying a pint or two of some London Pride or something. Thanks again.

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411 is synonymous with "information". It is the US number for directory enquiries.

 

To the OP: Your best bet is to read the Field Reports and scan the Service Provider Database. You will have a hard time choosing!

Yea no kidding...I have seen about a million pictures and I haven't really seen any that are total turn offs. 

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Thanks to all that replied and gave me some good advice. I have been looking at the Soho area and think I am going to start my little walking tour to the north and head down that way and peek inside some walk ups. If and when that fails to get my interest I have a couple of ladies from some agencies nearby that I have picked out and if that fails I will go with a service sending someone to my hotel. Thanks again to all and I will be looking forward to finally visiting your great country and trying out real fish and chips and trying a pint or two of some London Pride or something. Thanks again.

 

Just watch out in Soho for the clip joint scams (google it) and anyone on the street offering you a girl.

 

The walk-ups are just that, an open doorway with a handwritten sign saying 'model upstairs', no touts, just a maid who will open the door at the top of the stairs.

 

They are pretty grubby, shabby places, cheap for a quick in and out, no OWO, no Kissing, covered oral & sex for 10 mins £25-30, but if you're willing to stay longer and spend more on a better quality experience, I'd suggest a nice parlour like HoD where you can get DFK, OWO, Sex & CIM for £70 for 30 mins.

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Yeah, I wouldn't recommend soho for your first time seeing a girl here.

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Yea no kidding...I have seen about a million pictures and I haven't really seen any that are total turn offs. 

 

Watch out for agencies that use photos of professional models/pornstars and when you arrive the girl looks nothing like them, we call this Bait & Switch... and that's before the extensive use of photoshop on the pics that do actually belong to the girl you'll see.

 

You really do need good recommendations before going in blind with an agency.

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Yeah, I wouldn't recommend soho for your first time seeing a girl here.

 

Yeah, it is grim, OK for a cheap quickie if you've got no cash, but there is a huge gap in quality of experience.

 

I don't have any first-hand experience of good VFM indies in London as I normally go to the LMP parties if I can get down there. If only Kitty was about, I'd send him straight there, at £160 she was worth her weight in gold, total babe too.

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Yeah, it is grim, OK for a cheap quickie if you've got no cash, but there is a huge gap in quality of experience.

 

I don't have any first-hand experience of good VFM indies in London as I normally go to the LMP parties if I can get down there. If only Kitty was about, I'd send him straight there, at £160 she was worth her weight in gold, total babe too.

I don't know. I seem to get that the Soho scene is either a love it or leave it idea. Some guys seem to love the place and others like yourself think it's "grim" I am kinda drawn to grim and a couple of the ladies down there seem to be very highly recommended and will go the extra bit to make it a really good time for the price. As I said though I will be just walking through so if something gets my interest up I might try it. If not I will just enjoy the sights. Still looking around for a decent agency though and have been scouring the FR for those. I do thank you and appreciate your opinion though. 

 

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Soho is what it is. Some experiences can be grim, but some of what Soho offers is exceptional Bang for Buck.

Some walkup premises are awful, none are palatial, but many are clean, warm, welcoming and fit for purpose.

On the contrary to some of the advice given, I would recommend Soho as an excellent first port of call. Choose wisely and, whilst a little sleazy and seedy in some respects, you will be rewarded handsomely.

Enjoy.

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