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Gum Clinic Nurses

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My GUM clinic seems to be very well staffed with nice looking nurses.  If anyone's going to be laying their hands on my privates, I'm always going to be happier if it's an attractive girl.  Is there a propensity for GUM clinics to be staffed with pretty girls?

 

On my visit yesterday, the very pretty nurse decided that as well as giving a swab, she was going to spend a few minutes fondling checking my balls to make sure there was no unusual growth.

 

I've had doctors do this in the past, but not a nurse.  Do other nurses do this, or did she just find the prospect of getting her hands on my freshly shaved scrotum just too attractive?  :P

 

She would have discovered some growth too, if I hadn't been just a bit too concerned as to what she would do with my dangly bits if I'd let nature take its course!

 

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Sometimes the responsibilities for routine stuff is changed around at the GUM. I've known well trained nurses do just the same stuff as the Doctor. As a nurse she'll have seen dozens, if not hundreds of scrotums and my favourite quote now comes to mind "like showing a loaf to a baker".

 

Very much doubt she was desiring a feel out of sheer desire, more like, err, getting on with her job.

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hmmmmm...i've been advised by my WG to get myself checked out, as a peace of mind, and think this has just persuaded me go get checked out then :D

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I get the same treatment at my local GUM clinic. It's probably to encourage more frequent attendance. The medical staff seem to specalise in wearing tight clothes and knee high boots.

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I get the same treatment at my local GUM clinic. It's probably to encourage more frequent attendance. The medical staff seem to specalise in wearing tight clothes and knee high boots.

 

same here i went to gum clinic and the nurse that saw me was pretty and very helpful

 

my gp is a woman and she has also checked out my 'gentlemans area' in the past its just a part of there job probably far more exciting for me than for them

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All this excitement going to a gum clinic!! Next time you will have a big hairy bloke called Bob fondling your genitals :)

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All this excitement going to a gum clinic!! Next time you will have a big hairy bloke called Bob fondling your genitals :)

Ther's always somebody got to spoil the fun.

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Ther's always somebody got to spoil the fun.

A visit to the GUM clinic is not primarily intended to be a "fun" trip. You do it for your safety and confidence; and, as Strawberry quite rightly indicates, the staff there (of both genders), have seen more "privates" than most of the rest of the population. I'm sure they do not get aroused at the thought.

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A visit to the GUM clinic is not primarily intended to be a "fun" trip. You do it for your safety and confidence; and, as Strawberry quite rightly indicates, the staff there (of both genders), have seen more "privates" than most of the rest of the population. I'm sure they do not get aroused at the thought.

I'm sure they don't. In fact they probably think that we are a lot of bloody idiots for enjoying this lifestyle. In case as soon as the swab goes anywhere near the uretha any thoughts of enjoyment quickly disappear.  On a more serious note the examination will reveal any lumps an other problems in the genital region.

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I have always been checked by male doctors in the past, so when it was a young-ish and fairly attractive nurse/doctor who asked me to drop my trousers the other day I have to say I found the whole situation pretty weird. I was scared of how awkward it would be if I accidentally started to get hard. 

 

I guess it's because every single other time in my life when a woman has been crouched in front of me with my trousers down it's been very non-medical.

 

They must be totally conscious of the fact that the patients might not be looking at the situation from a purely medical perspective though. I guess that's life, a lot of pretending.

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Acheilidh's right.  A visit to the GUM clinic seems to the only time I get a hard-on without the help of Viagra.  I'm always surprised at just how damned attractive the nurses are.  Consequently I rather look forward to my visits.  

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It was not one nurse who examined me but two of them, a blonde and a dark haired nurse, the blonde was doing the examination, and said she had to get a chapperone for me whilst she did the examination.

 

After the feel around of my tesiticles, and tubes, it was time for the swab of my penis, and though my mind was racing at what was a sexy scenario, im glad it didnt cause the reaction I was afraid of...maybe it was just too professional, and as someone else commented, they do see an awful lot of sex organs during the day, so its not going to excite the nurses.

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My GUM clinic seems to be very well staffed with nice looking nurses.  If anyone's going to be laying their hands on my privates, I'm always going to be happier if it's an attractive girl.  Is there a propensity for GUM clinics to be staffed with pretty girls?

 

On my visit yesterday, the very pretty nurse decided that as well as giving a swab, she was going to spend a few minutes fondling checking my balls to make sure there was no unusual growth.

 

I've had doctors do this in the past, but not a nurse.  Do other nurses do this, or did she just find the prospect of getting her hands on my freshly shaved scrotum just too attractive?  :P

 

She would have discovered some growth too, if I hadn't been just a bit too concerned as to what she would do with my dangly bits if I'd let nature take its course!

 

You did make me chuckle! You present another good reason why dragon-like frumpy matrons of the past are more valuable than NHS target managers!

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You did make me chuckle! You present another good reason why dragon-like frumpy matrons of the past are more valuable than NHS target managers!

 

Ah yes. Hattie Jacques !

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