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Are The Copywriters Thick Or Are Punters Stupid? Or Both?

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A collection of gems (sic) from the PN Announcements Listing today:

 

32G busty blonde bombshell wants a COCK to play with ! LEEDS

 

Epic line up of filth for YOU in Milton Keynes today sir.

 

BANG MY ARSE AND SPUNK IN MY FACE

 

WHEN I CANT BBBJ NO MORE PUMP ME DEEP TILL I'M SORE

 

MIlton Keynes - We're draining your main vein today.

 

Do any of the above headlines actually make anyone here want to do anything other than run extremely far, extremely fast, in the opposite direction? Are punters actually attracted by the use of the most coarse, unimaginative, stupid, and ugly wording it's possible to string together into a sentence? Don't the people writing this sort of crap have any respect for their customers at all (for instance, do they really believe that any of us think having our "main vein drained" is desirable?) Can anyone think of any other service industry where there's such a disconnect between what people want from a product and how the retailers of that product describe it? Or is it just me? Are lines like those above brilliant and I'm just mad or totally lacking in a sense of humour? Answers, anyone...?

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Well judging from the way many AW providers write their profile there must be a market that responds to these kinds of adverts. 

 

Personally I just couldn't be like that, but we're all different! 

 

Anyway, I'm sure they are thrilled that you have brought their adverts to a wider audience! 

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Anyway, I'm sure they are thrilled that you have brought their adverts to a wider audience! 

 

Well bang my arse and spunk in my face, you may be right :-)

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Couldn't agree more - stuff like this is an instant turnoff - and the "other" site is awash with it too. Not only does it put me off, but I fear it encourages the minority of blokes who actually think that thinking and talking this way about women and sex is normal - and treat the ladies accordingly. Every so often I see an FR that proves this. No wonder the antis don't have to look too far for ammunition when attacking our hobby.

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Well bang my arse and spunk in my face, you may be right :-)

 

 

  Mmmmm ,   how much do you charge  ?

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There must be some guys who find this sort of language a turn on but, for me, it is very lacking in respect.

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Couldn't agree more - stuff like this is an instant turnoff - and the "other" site is awash with it too. Not only does it put me off, but I fear it encourages the minority of blokes who actually think that thinking and talking this way about women and sex is normal - and treat the ladies accordingly. Every so often I see an FR that proves this. No wonder the antis don't have to look too far for ammunition when attacking our hobby.

 

It strikes me as more than a little ironic that the same parlour owners and ladies who are forever preaching to us about respect on this board and elsewhere are the same ones who are talking shit and describing working girls like this.

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And yet again another reason why I could never ever in a million years work for anyone else in this industry. Full control over my advertising and who I see is so important. 

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And yet again another reason why I could never ever in a million years work for anyone else in this industry. Full control over my advertising and who I see is so important. 

 

So I guess asking if I can bang your arse in Kensington on the 11th is absolutely out of the question? :-)

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I think language like that in adverts encourages dickhead guys who will treat you with less respect. The same girls will whinge about guys who talk to them like dirt but will have names like 'slutgirl' and will use crap like that in their adverts. Its a shame really.

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So I guess asking if I can bang your arse in Kensington on the 11th is absolutely out of the question? :-)

Yes, but you can bang the other hole! ;) 

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i find them quite funny :D doesnt affect my decision really

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There is a lot of that kind of crap on escort's profiles. IMO it's tacky, fake, lazy writing and meaningless.

 

Sometimes it makes me wonder if it has been written by the escort herself or someone on her behalf.

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IMO it also gives the "abolitionists" ammo. They can point to listings like these and use them as part of their argument that the industry is exploitive/disrespectful or whatever.

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There is a lot of that kind of crap on escort's profiles. IMO it's tacky, fake, lazy writing and meaningless.

 

Sometimes it makes me wonder if it has been written by the escort herself or someone on her behalf.

I think we all kind of know that quite a few arent

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Horses for courses.  For years a really well known escort (retired now) advertised in that way and she got dreadful stick off the ladies and some guys here for doing it, but she was hugely popular, worked the way she wanted to and retired wealthy.  If there wasn't a market for it they wouldn't do it, its that simple.

 

We all have our limits sexually, some guys and girl are reserved and not really into dirty sex, other are really into it and do enjoy it.  Its not for anyone else to say whether its right or wrong, just maybe not for all.

 

And no it wasn't me by the way. 

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A collection of gems (sic) from the PN Announcements Listing today:

 

32G busty blonde bombshell wants a COCK to play with ! LEEDS

 

Epic line up of filth for YOU in Milton Keynes today sir.

 

BANG MY ARSE AND SPUNK IN MY FACE

 

WHEN I CANT BBBJ NO MORE PUMP ME DEEP TILL I'M SORE

 

MIlton Keynes - We're draining your main vein today.

 

Do any of the above headlines actually make anyone here want to do anything other than run extremely far, extremely fast, in the opposite direction? Are punters actually attracted by the use of the most coarse, unimaginative, stupid, and ugly wording it's possible to string together into a sentence? Don't the people writing this sort of crap have any respect for their customers at all (for instance, do they really believe that any of us think having our "main vein drained" is desirable?) Can anyone think of any other service industry where there's such a disconnect between what people want from a product and how the retailers of that product describe it? Or is it just me? Are lines like those above brilliant and I'm just mad or totally lacking in a sense of humour? Answers, anyone...?

 

All sounds a tad desperate to me, but sure it appeals to some.

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I suppose you could say the same for sex talk generally. Most porn is written dreadfully and almost by robots. (Except the porn written by Peter Griffin in Family Guy, that I could listen to with tears running down my cheeks). I suspect anyone flicking through a men's magazine and listening to a few porn films probably thinks that level of writing is acceptabel to the sex industry generally.

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Well judging from the way many AW providers write their profile there must be a market that responds to these kinds of adverts. 

 

Personally I just couldn't be like that, but we're all different! 

 

Anyway, I'm sure they are thrilled that you have brought their adverts to a wider audience! 

Yes it must attract some punters or the MK SPs mentioned wouldnt continue advertising in this way, they arent thick in my view, but those with a presence on here are shrewd people selling product in the guise of "sharing information", on here getting valuable publicity. Seems smart to me, although it guarantees minute scrutiny which ultimately benefits all honest punters as these SPs know they cant let their standards drop or risk negative feedback.

 

IMO its good to have a mixture of advertising, the blatant to the more refined, something for all types of punters. :)

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Anyway, I'm sure they are thrilled that you have brought their adverts to a wider audience! 

 

Nope! That is not how I'd choose to advertise myself, and the information is out of date!

 

Where exactly is this from, and who put it there?

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Nope! That is not how I'd choose to advertise myself, and the information is out of date!

 

Where exactly is this from, and who put it there?

No idea! You'll have to contact Galahad to find out! 

Didn't realise it was you! 

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Thanks Minxy, I'll send him a message :)

 

I would like to make it clear that I DID NOT put this advert up! It is an out of date copy of my listing, posted without my permission, and I certainly didn't write the ridiculous title!

 

This does not help ladies. I try my best to keep my adverts up to date, and write in a way that reflects my personality, then something like this crops up!

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This type of marketing will appeal to some customers, it also won't appeal to others. Lots of profiles on AW scream and shout about wanting/offering certain types of activities and services. It would be interesting to hear from the guys if they are attracted by this type of advertising. To be honest some of the text messages and emails I receive from guys who obviously haven't read or understood the sort of thing I offer would suggest some guys do go for this approach! For me language use in contact can tell me an awful lot about a person(and I'm not talking about grammar or spelling as such).

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Yes, but you can bang the other hole! ;)

 

FFS Lydia, you'll have to work harder than that. Do you think I'm easy? :-)

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