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Irgendeiner

Popping your clogs on the job?

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I think we've had a thread recently about the awkwardness for a WG if her client gets so excited by her, er, offering, that his ticker gives out.

I found a stone this afternoon in a burial ground which reads:

Sacred to the memory of

(redacted, lest his great grand-son be reading this)

died 22nd January 1847

Aged 65

He was esteemed by all

for integrity of character

and

kind and social virtues.

His call was sudden

and

found him fulfilling with affectionate tenderness

the duties of domestic life

as husband...

Rather nicely put, but it can only mean one thing, don't you think? (And he was with his own wife, it seems, too!)

Edited by Irgendeiner
correct error!

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Perhaps he was cleaning out the oven.

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Perhaps he was cleaning out the oven

The one he'd put the bun in

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At least one French President, Felix Faure, popped his pantoufles with a WG or mistress. Politicians don't have the decency to go that way these days...

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Would you want to see an escort whose Client popped their clogs on the job with her? One thing is certain it hasn't affected her work at all in Ireland, would it here though?

It does suggest that the lady excited her (late) client, doesn't it?

No, it wouldn't put me off, unless she'd made a habit of it.

(Does anyone remember the lovely moment in the old Sci-Fi series "Blake's Seven" when the rather attractive crew cut female villain Servalan is black-mailed into yeilding to an unwashed space pirate captain? She moulds herself to him, exciting him somewhat, puts her arms lovingly round his neck, pulls poisoned pin out of somewhere, and inserts it swiftly into his spinal cord? He twitches once; she pauses, then opens her arms, dropping his limp corpse in an untidy heap, as she strolls nonchalantly away. I wouldn't really want to meet a WG like that!)

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Does anyone remember the lovely moment in the old Sci-Fi series "Blake's Seven" when the rather attractive crew cut female villain Servalan is black-mailed into yeilding to an unwashed space pirate captain? She moulds herself to him, exciting him somewhat, puts her arms lovingly round his neck, pulls poisoned pin out of somewhere, and inserts it swiftly into his spinal cord? He twitches once; she pauses, then opens her arms, dropping his limp corpse in an untidy heap, as she strolls nonchalantly away.

Perhaps she had [insert body part of your choice] to die for?

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At least one French President, Felix Faure, popped his pantoufles with a WG or mistress. Politicians don't have the decency to go that way these days...

Well not quite. Wasn't there a Welsh politician who expired in a Cardiff parlour only a few years ago ? Respect.

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Indeed. Thanks for this. A very discreet article with many moving tributes to the gentleman, and no indication that anything other than "massage" had taken place. But six years ago now, before all the trafficking hoo-haa. I hope that if someone dropped dead today under similar circumstances, the press would be equally sensitive.

Anyone for Plaid Cymru ?

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Indeed. Thanks for this. A very discreet article with many moving tributes to the gentleman, and no indication that anything other than "massage" had taken place. But six years ago now, before all the trafficking hoo-haa. I hope that if someone dropped dead today under similar circumstances, the press would be equally sensitive.

Anyone for Plaid Cymru ?

Yes BBC article very discreet. IIRC the Western Mail mentioned that she had performed a "sex act" on him, but even there not much more was said.

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I had a client once who had a heart attack in an asda asda car park after seeing me! He was ok, and ive seen him many times since (without it nearly killing him)

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I heard similar story once I think at a parlour in Kings X he didnt die but had an attack i think but they dressed him and put him on the street with his blessing outside the parlour to save him having to explain himself

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