nsajohn12321

How Much Do You Earn And How Much Do You Spend On Punting A Year?

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i earn £15k a year, which when you take the tax away is £12.7k  a year. Out of this I try to live on the same amount as the minimum wage, leaving me with £2k a year for punting. Some people say, that i shouldn't spend all my saving on escorts, but my passion in life is to have lots of sex, so i will use this money to fund that passion. What about you?

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Is that all?? .. Blimey, i earn 2.5 Billion a year and i still cant afford to punt too much!! Only 3 times a day, 4 on a sunday if i feel like it. The odd party here and there..My 1 goal dear john, is to use my largest strap on.... on you!! i think you will enjoy it ;)

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..My 1 goal dear john, is to use my largest strap on.... on you!! i think you will enjoy it ;)

You told me that you would only use the largest one on me. You are like all other women, Mazz, fickle. I thought you were different. You told me so although admittedly I couldn't see your face when you told me because I was concentrating on balancing whilst holding my ankles. :D

What's the odds on the OP getting any sensible answers? :)

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I make enough to see my regular girls when I want to, as well as the occational new girl when I feel like something new. As to how much that is.. :ph34r:

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You told me that you would only use the largest one on me. You are like all other women, Mazz, fickle. I thought you were different. You told me so although admittedly I couldn't see your face when you told me because I was concentrating on balancing whilst holding my ankles. :D

What's the odds on the OP getting any sensible answers? :)

Very slim

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Maybe when he does a sensible thread he'll get sensible answers.OP what exactly is the point of this thread?I highly doubt anyone is going to be crass enough to start telling everyone else how much they earn a year.

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I was taught very many years ago that it is the height of vulgarity to discuss ones finances in public; but what the hell, you all know that I am a very vulgar old bugger so;

 

I don't earn the money I get. As Lord of the Porker estate my minions do all the work and I live off the fruits of their labours; but, since the OP is interested I take about £3,000,000 from the estate every year. "Tax is for little people" my accountant tells me, so there is all of it left after tax (whatever that may be).

 

I confess to not knowing anything about the minimum wage; I just hope that none of my workers get any more than whatever it may be.

 

I only spend about 5% of my savings on punting; the rest goes on slow horses and fast women!

 

If the OP wishes to know any more about life as lived in Porker Towers he should feel free to PM me!!

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I understand your curiosity nasjohn12321, but really it isn't on to ask so directly what people earn. 

 

There are a couple of threads you could look at that where responses have been more forthcoming, precisely because no-one felt pressured to reveal their own finances.

 

Check them out:

 

- What is your punting budget

- End of year accounts

 

All I can personally add is that I struggle not to spend far more than is sensible and yet it never amounts to the amount of punting I desire.  By coincidence, before I read your post tonight I was struggling with working out how to balance a sensible budget against my aim for a reasonable mix of different punting experiences.

 

Eventually settled on £2,500 per month being enough to satisfy my core punting desires.  Unfortunately this sum is also rather damaging to my other life objectives. :(

 

Have decided to increase my income by £50K p.a. so as not to notice the difference. :unsure:  :D

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i earn £15k a year, which when you take the tax away is £12.7k  a year. Out of this I try to live on the same amount as the minimum wage, leaving me with £2k a year for punting. Some people say, that i shouldn't spend all my saving on escorts, but my passion in life is to have lots of sex, so i will use this money to fund that passion. What about you?

Oh bugger off

 

and I mean that in the nicest possible way...............

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i earn £15k a year, which when you take the tax away is £12.7k  a year. Out of this I try to live on the same amount as the minimum wage, leaving me with £2k a year for punting. Some people say, that i shouldn't spend all my saving on escorts, but my passion in life is to have lots of sex, so i will use this money to fund that passion. What about you?

@nsajohn12321 - Could you contact your nearest Sure Start centre and speak to the person who advises on budgeting for young parents ( naturally say that you can save £2k a year for christmas presents or something ). Also, send your detailed budget to a few politicians, e.g. Liam Byrne, David Davis, Iain Duncan-Smith and to a few think-tanks, even the Chancellor. I think there is a calling for you in some financial role of this nature. Your country needs your contribution.

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Let's put it another way..........  some folks have to fly to some exotic place for 2 weeks holiday every year  £2k ?  maybe, some folks change their car every year - depreciation £3k or more, some folks have expensive hobbies like flying or sailing or golf  £unknown

 

I like to spend my spare money on punting.......... PRICELESS !

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I usually expect to win the Lotto jackpot at least twice per year and with previous winnings I have amongst other things commissioned the "construction" of the worlds largest strap on for Maz to use on Brother Gibbs - 27" long and 10" girth. Of course, we generally ask her not to use it whilst airborne on the GibbsJet in case Gibbs needs emergency hospitalisation (or they run out of lube). Unfortunately she also knocked his front teeth out once whilst rogering him.

I've also found that having an income of several "mil" per year means I no longer have to actually spend any of it on punting as women now throw themselves at me hoping I'll show them the good life. I get an overnighter for the cost of cod and chips with a large mushy peas.

How does a 12 year old school boy earn £15k pa from his paper round? :D I never had that sort of income at your age young man.

Perhaps if you have that sort of money at your age you should ask Daddy to send you to boarding school and break out the digestive biscuits! :eek:

I for one have had enough of the OP treating this forum as wank fodder and wish he'd bugger off to Mumsnet and annoy them instead.

DG

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Assuming once week at lowest rate of 50 a bonk, 2000/50 = 40

 

That isn't a lot of sex. Also you would be better off as a benefit scrounger.

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Ain't saying...but I spend around 10% of my gross income on punting

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i earn enough to know that what i spend on WGs is foolish thanks for making me think about that

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I for one have had enough of the OP treating this forum as wank fodder and wish he'd bugger off to Mumsnet and annoy them instead.

DG

That's unusually intemperate of you DG; and what have you got against Mumsnet anyway? I don't think they deserve the OP yet, he's far too young for them; they would eat him alive.

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 Isuppose the correct answer to the question on how much I spend on punting is "not enough and too much!"

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I spend every last penny of my benefits on punting and each of my nine children is an accomplished thief, thus ensuring a ready supply of electrical goods and sundry items.  

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Is this how they teach you to do research at journalism school these days?

 

For the record my resources far exceed Porker Paul's and my private island is much bigger than his.

 

Which is why his minions risk the shark infested straits that separate our two demesnes, hoping that I will pay them and treat them better. I never do of course.

 

Pip pip. :)

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Electrician, £12.88/hour. Monthly take home pay:

£1668 day rate

£2200 night rate (approx), which i get often but i couldnt say if i get it some or most of the time as its so randomly offered.

I dont have a car as i bike it to work, i have my own place and mortgage. Im single, have no kids.

 

I usually spend anything from £500/month on escorts.

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That's unusually intemperate of you DG; and what have you got against Mumsnet anyway? I don't think they deserve the OP yet, he's far too young for them; they would eat him alive.

And that'd be a bad thing because, . . ? ;)

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And that'd be a bad thing because, . . ? ;)

OK, perhaps not a bad thing         however we seem to have scared off the OP. So it's not all bad!

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Not enough and too much :)

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