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For £130, what the hell, take the bait and switch plunge and see what's behind Door #3. I used a similar service a few years ago, I was not all disappointed with the Tokyo native (to my shock) I met, who was a 7/8.

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Look up the stunning Japanese pornstar/model Ameri Ichinose on google, then take another look at 'Coco' on there.

 

Remarkably generous of her to be charging only £130.

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Hey, at least this one doesn't have any actresses from Battlestar Galactica.  ;)

 

(Thinks: mmm... Boomer... sigh...)

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For £130, what the hell, take the bait and switch plunge and see what's behind Door #3. I used a similar service a few years ago, I was not all disappointed with the Tokyo native (to my shock) I met, who was a 7/8.

Yeah, what the hell go on, why not? No need to waste time poring over the the profiles deciding which one you like best :D The ride into the unknown just adds to the fun. You can always walk if you just don't fancy whoever opens the door but I never had to. One of my favourite girls of all time was B&S - I regret to this day not asking for her mob/e-mail as my efforts to see her again were futile. 

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Can anyone figure out what the 'profile' for this girl is supposed to mean? A hint for us not to bother and just stay home?

 

http://www.asianescortsgallery.com/escorts/profile/dora/17

 

These guys must have failed B&S school, can't even be bothered to post a single faked review either.

 

I just Googled it.  Bizarrely, it is a quotation from Metamorphosis by Kafka.  Perhaps the reference to 'Metamorphosis' is a subtle reference to the fact that the woman you would meet would be rather changed from her pictures.  The first post-modern bait-and-switchers?

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Can anyone figure out what the 'profile' for this girl is supposed to mean? A hint for us not to bother and just stay home?

 

http://www.asianescortsgallery.com/escorts/profile/dora/17

 

These guys must have failed B&S school, can't even be bothered to post a single faked review either.

 

 

you simple minded Westerners simply dont understand the mysterious ways of the East

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For £130, what the hell, take the bait and switch plunge and see what's behind Door #3. I used a similar service a few years ago, I was not all disappointed with the Tokyo native (to my shock) I met, who was a 7/8.

 

 

   Or you could get a drugged chinese girl , possibly ua , chained to the bed  with my luck that's what would be awaiting me . And in complete darkness also .

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Or you could get a drugged chinese girl , possibly ua , chained to the bed with my luck that's what would be awaiting me . And in complete darkness also .

Just before The Bill comes knocking on the door. :(

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I just Googled it.  Bizarrely, it is a quotation from Metamorphosis by Kafka.  Perhaps the reference to 'Metamorphosis' is a subtle reference to the fact that the woman you would meet would be rather changed from her pictures.  The first post-modern bait-and-switchers?

Blimey, that's the story in which our hero wakes up transformed into a giant bug. I'll take the drugged up Chinese girl,thanks.

 

("Sorry, sir,she not available tonight, but we have new Colorado beetle, very sexy . . . .")

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I just Googled it.  Bizarrely, it is a quotation from Metamorphosis by Kafka.  Perhaps the reference to 'Metamorphosis' is a subtle reference to the fact that the woman you would meet would be rather changed from her pictures.  The first post-modern bait-and-switchers?

 

That is hilariously brilliant. I am tempted to spend an hour with one of their girls just for that.

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They are now offering today's special of £120 an hour and they seem to offer a duo for £130.

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They are now offering today's special of £120 an hour and they seem to offer a duo for £130.

And even with a solo booking, you're getting six legs for the price of two. Simply unbeatable.

 

A pity none of them seems to offer A-levels, but possibly that's a bit of a challenge if you're a mutant dung-beetle.

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On a more serious note, please do NOT try them.

 

Most UK agencies go to some effort to display vaguely accurate photos and details of real girls.  If this agency cannot do even that they should not be patronised at the expense of other agencies.

 

Would hate to see the day when London adverts match those in China - where the photos are almost guaranteed to be of someone other than who you will meet.

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You say that Carter, and I know where you are coming from, but I have seen a few girls with 'real' photos from reputable sites, and it's also pot luck on what 'reality' looks like behind the door....some are glorious and others, as Borat said, 'you...not so much'. Bait and Switch is total pot luck. Sometimes girls don't want their real photos up, doesn't mean they will be bad providers or not hot, but sure, plenty aren't hot.

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