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Was This An Age Issue?

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What does the forum think?

 

I sent a lady an email via the other site yesterday enquiring if she would be free today for an early afternoon booking. She said yes, and if I emailed her my contact number, we could arrange the details via text in the morning. This was all fine by me.

 

Sure enough, at about 9:00 this morning I got a text from her asking if I was still up for a 1:00pm booking. I replied that I was. One minute later (literally) I got a text asking if I could make it 1:30. I replied yes. Some details were exchanged, and then I got a text  asking my age and which services I wanted.

 

The age question started a little bell ringing in my head, but I answered truthfully that I am 51 and that I was interested in GFE and W/S (both feature in her "likes" list).

She came straight back with "Oh watersports, I don't do that".

I replied that her purple profile says that she does, which is one reason I contacted her.

Her reply was that she needs notice the day before for watersports, and I didn't say in in my email yesterday that I wanted to do this.

I could see this was going nowhere so I cancelled and said sorry for wasting her time.

 

Now the watersports thing is, in my view, horseshit. No-one needs notice the day before to do watersports. So what was this all about, do you think? My guess is an age issue.

 

I might also ask the question that, if she doesn't want to see men over a certain age (which she is quite entitled to do, of course), why not simply say so on her profile?

Again, if she really does need a day's notice to do watersports, why not say so?

 

As I said in my post this time last week, business must be booming if escorts can afford to mess around like this.

 

 

 

 

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Age discrimination is unfortunately part of the game. I'm 26 and take good care of my appearance, but some escorts still refuse to see me on AW, despite being of a similar age!

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Some notice is needed for WS, but several hours is enough.  It's peculiar that she asked your age and based on what you've revealed she's just fucking you about.  Annoying, but it happens.  Cross her off and move on, mate.  

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Without knowing the lady in question I couldn't say, it could be the watersports thing, it could be age, it could be she needs to plan her day/bring things to her working flat in advance for specific services.

 

Booming or quiet I still stick to my usual booking procedures and preferences (which for me doesn't discriminate by age/looks/activities I state I am happy to provide, merely whether or not someone can communicate effectively, politely and reliably), so I'm not so sure if this is necessarily a reflection of how busy she is or not. 

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Some notice is needed for WS, but several hours is enough.  It's peculiar that she asked your age and based on what you've revealed she's just fucking you about.  Annoying, but it happens.  Cross her off and move on, mate.  

Sure will, mate.

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Without knowing the lady in question I couldn't say, it could be the watersports thing, it could be age, it could be she needs to plan her day/bring things to her working flat in advance for specific services.

 

"could be she needs to plan her day/bring things to her working flat in advance for specific services."

A) this was a text conversation at 9:15 for a 1:00 appointment, so she was getting plenty of advance notice to allow her to plan.

B) what do you need to take to your work flat in order to do watersports? Does it have running water?

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"could be she needs to plan her day/bring things to her working flat in advance for specific services."

A) this was a text conversation at 9:15 for a 1:00 appointment, so she was getting plenty of advance notice to allow her to plan.

:cool: what do you need to take to your work flat in order to do watersports? Does it have running water?

I'm not defending her, I was merely speculating and making suggestions. Personally I'd have been on the phone speaking to confirm any appointment and requests, if we'd not already done so beforehand. I have heard some ladies use a small paddling pool, or waterproof sheets for such activities but could be wrong.

 

Either way if she's not comfortable seeing you best you find someone else who is, there's plenty of ladies out there who don't have a problem with making and taking a booking from gents of any age.

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I'm not defending her, I was merely speculating and making suggestions. Personally I'd have been on the phone speaking to confirm any appointment and requests, if we'd not already done so beforehand. I have heard some ladies use a small paddling pool, or waterproof sheets for such activities but could be wrong.

 

Either way if she's not comfortable seeing you best you find someone else who is, there's plenty of ladies out there who don't have a problem with making and taking a booking from gents of any age.

Thank you for your comments.

 

 Re speaking on the phone, it was the lady who initiated the text conversation. I would have spoken to her on the phone if she'd asked.

 

Few ladies in my own experience use paddling pools etc, but if they did, surely they would stay in the work flat?

 

I have already adopted the course of action suggested in your second paragraph.

 

It's still far from clear to me why she doesn't just say she won't see older men, and/or remove watersports from her "likes" list.

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Personally I can't see being 51 as being an issue. From what I've seen in profiles etc the barrier seems to be set at 55 or above.

As regards the watersports four hours is not a long time as far as advance notice is concerned. Preferably knowing the day before is best because, if she is doing it right, she wil, if necessary, alter her diet accordingly. What you eat and drink has an effect on the smell and taste of your urine and if the lady wants to give you a taste of the good stuff she may have to prepare. It isn't just a case of drinking gallons of water.

It sounds to me as though she was just that way out that day as sometimes happens with all of us. I wouldn't take it personally and, after all, there are lots more lovely ladies out there.

If she doesn't actually offer watersports then she should remove it from her list. But I think we are all of the opinion that some ladies tick every box thinking that the more they, apparently, offer the more likely they are to get the business.

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Few ladies in my own experience use paddling pools etc, but if they did, surely they would stay in the work flat?

So, the next time I see a lady walking along with a folding paddling pool under her arm I shall, naturally, assume that she is on her way to a meeting with Southern Man. I shall permit myself a knowing smile :)  :)

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What does the forum think?

 

I sent a lady an email via the other site yesterday enquiring if she would be free today for an early afternoon booking. She said yes, and if I emailed her my contact number, we could arrange the details via text in the morning. This was all fine by me.

 

Sure enough, at about 9:00 this morning I got a text from her asking if I was still up for a 1:00pm booking. I replied that I was. One minute later (literally) I got a text asking if I could make it 1:30. I replied yes. Some details were exchanged, and then I got a text  asking my age and which services I wanted.

 

The age question started a little bell ringing in my head, but I answered truthfully that I am 51 and that I was interested in GFE and W/S (both feature in her "likes" list).

She came straight back with "Oh watersports, I don't do that".

I replied that her purple profile says that she does, which is one reason I contacted her.

Her reply was that she needs notice the day before for watersports, and I didn't say in in my email yesterday that I wanted to do this.

I could see this was going nowhere so I cancelled and said sorry for wasting her time.

 

Now the watersports thing is, in my view, horseshit. No-one needs notice the day before to do watersports. So what was this all about, do you think? My guess is an age issue.

 

I might also ask the question that, if she doesn't want to see men over a certain age (which she is quite entitled to do, of course), why not simply say so on her profile?

Again, if she really does need a day's notice to do watersports, why not say so?

 

As I said in my post this time last week, business must be booming if escorts can afford to mess around like this.

The whys i imagine are because by putting that on her profile it might put some punters off so she doesnt and deals with it on a case by case basis instead. Obviously it could be an age issue but who knows, not me. The way i would view this is at least i didnt arrive to get turned away or told pissing wasnt actually on offer.

 

As to age i dont mention it as its not relevant, i am 48 but look younger, any WG asking it i would view suspiciously as its not something i am asked usually when making a booking. Many punters are middle-aged and above of course.

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55 is the cut off barrier?

Oh Lordy, I am finished. I suspected as much over two mildy ageist comments I received from previous outings. I will try punting closer to my age group.

Bring on my bus pass

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I can understand the wanting notice for watersports if she worked the way I did.  I would take rubber sheets, extra towels and so on to outcalls and on tour if that was required and because of that wouldn't always have them in the work place on the day. 

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So, the next time I see a lady walking along with a folding paddling pool under her arm I shall, naturally, assume that she is on her way to a meeting with Southern Man. I shall permit myself a knowing smile :)  :)

 

Thats got me laughing out loud Paul, thanks for that...... :D  :D  :D  but I presume you were taking the piss.

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why does everyone always automatically think it's their age even when i was in my 20's nev was it an issue about when someone called you to even let it enter your head, youbguys need to get off that train of thought......may be she has a urine infection may be sje needs 24 hours to get her head around that may be she doesn't want her bath to have pee in that day........may be may be may be but get off this age stuff xxxx

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Thats got me laughing out loud Paul, thanks for that...... :D  :D  :D  but I presume you were taking the piss.

You know I don't do jokes!! I was being serious

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why does everyone always automatically think it's their age even when i was in my 20's nev was it an issue about when someone called you to even let it enter your head, youbguys need to get off that train of thought......may be she has a urine infection may be sje needs 24 hours to get her head around that may be she doesn't want her bath to have pee in that day........may be may be may be but get off this age stuff xxxx

 

I think it may be related to my age because she asked me how old I was.....??

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I can understand the wanting notice for watersports if she worked the way I did.  I would take rubber sheets, extra towels and so on to outcalls and on tour if that was required and because of that wouldn't always have them in the work place on the day. 

 

Good point, but this wasn't to an outcall, and she wasn't on tour.

I have been indulging in this vile practice for 30 years and have never known a lady need day-before notice to take a leak.

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The whys i imagine are because by putting that on her profile it might put some punters off so she doesnt and deals with it on a case by case basis instead. Obviously it could be an age issue but who knows, not me. The way i would view this is at least i didnt arrive to get turned away or told pissing wasnt actually on offer.

 

As to age i dont mention it as its not relevant, i am 48 but look younger, any WG asking it i would view suspiciously as its not something i am asked usually when making a booking. Many punters are middle-aged and above of course.

"As to age i dont mention it as its not relevant"

 

Agree with you as usual, but the point is that she asked me my age.

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What does the forum think?

 

I sent a lady an email via the other site yesterday enquiring if she would be free today for an early afternoon booking. She said yes, and if I emailed her my contact number, we could arrange the details via text in the morning. This was all fine by me.

 

Sure enough, at about 9:00 this morning I got a text from her asking if I was still up for a 1:00pm booking. I replied that I was. One minute later (literally) I got a text asking if I could make it 1:30. I replied yes. Some details were exchanged, and then I got a text  asking my age and which services I wanted.

 

The age question started a little bell ringing in my head, but I answered truthfully that I am 51 and that I was interested in GFE and W/S (both feature in her "likes" list).

She came straight back with "Oh watersports, I don't do that".

I replied that her purple profile says that she does, which is one reason I contacted her.

Her reply was that she needs notice the day before for watersports, and I didn't say in in my email yesterday that I wanted to do this.

I could see this was going nowhere so I cancelled and said sorry for wasting her time.

 

Now the watersports thing is, in my view, horseshit. No-one needs notice the day before to do watersports. So what was this all about, do you think? My guess is an age issue.

 

I might also ask the question that, if she doesn't want to see men over a certain age (which she is quite entitled to do, of course), why not simply say so on her profile?

Again, if she really does need a day's notice to do watersports, why not say so?

 

As I said in my post this time last week, business must be booming if escorts can afford to mess around like this.

Maybe thats why she cancelled. On the other hand I will exit the thread. :ph34r:

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So, the next time I see a lady walking along with a folding paddling pool under her arm I shall, naturally, assume that she is on her way to a meeting with Southern Man. I shall permit myself a knowing smile :)  :)

I laughed at the thought of that, as I had in my thoughts replaced the words of Paddling pool with Piddling pool,

 

but even though you claim not to be joking, we know your humour... :D  :D

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I laughed at the thought of that, as I had in my thoughts replaced the words of Paddling pool with Piddling pool,

 

but even though you claim not to be joking, we know your humour... :D  :D

The day I see a lady walking along carrying a paddling pool, I shall follow her home!

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I would be surprised if it was age but odd she should ask - they may be disconnected though, e.g. if she does have an age limit and it was <60. say. or >20, say.

 

(I was guessed at being 20 years under my age by an SP today :)

 

I wonder if the new appt she apparently got (quickly but if she had just read a text?) actually wanted longer or she wanted the room to let him extend his time if he was a regular and/or good payer so your appt became inconvenient?

 

Up to you if you try once more just to satisfy your initial wish to see her and perhaps to get your question answered (but leave it till the end...).

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As regards the watersports four hours is not a long time as far as advance notice is concerned. Preferably knowing the day before is best because, if she is doing it right, she wil, if necessary, alter her diet accordingly. What you eat and drink has an effect on the smell and taste of your urine and if the lady wants to give you a taste of the good stuff she may have to prepare. It isn't just a case of drinking gallons of water.

 

^This is nonsense.  

 

Four hours is plenty of time to generate a full bladder.  Tea (especially green tea) and coffee are particularly effective because they're natural diuretics.  

 

A strong cordial like blackcurrant or peppermint will noticeably alter the taste, otherwise urine tastes sweet, salty, sour or bitter.  It's impossible to determine what foodstuffs have been consumed. 

 

Drinking 'gallons of water' will cause hyponatremia.  Hyperhydration causes sodium levels to drop, resulting in swollen brain cells retaining excess fluid.  The skull then compresses the swollen brain tissue thereby trapping vital arteries and suppressing oxygen delivery.  The first sign is a seizure.  As soon as it affects the brain stem, which controls motor pathways and respiratory functioning, you die.  

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All speculation, of course. (Only way OP might have got an accurate answer was by simply asking WG outright. It sometimes works, and its usually possible to gauge whether answer is honest.)

 

But I imagine its likely that age was a factor. Otherwise why did she ask about it? (Does it work like watersports in that you need hours of prep beforehand for a 50 year old??)

 

On watersports... surprised no one has mentioned most likely possibility: that she didn't do WS, although profile claims she did.... when asked about disparity she then just another wee fib to cover herself.

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