Stella22

Socks On Or Socks Off?

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Simple question: during a punt do you go the whole hog and bare all? It's been the source of much hilarity between my mates & I, with some, rather absurdly, going as far as labelling 'socks-offers' as brazen nudists.

It's a controversial topic which - to my surprise - hasn't been debated on this forum. So let's have it.

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Do they also wear sandals with socks?

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bare all, my upbringing was always to remove my socks and as for wearing sandals I wouldn't be seen dead in them

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Personally I think there's nothing quite the same as looking at yourself in a full length mirror completely naked except for a pair of socks. Preferably black. And long. Short socks look so............short. The joys of looking at the sunken belly button. The tackle that looks as if it was stuck on as an afterthought by a sculptor. No wonder the sight sends a lady into ecstacy. No wonder she wants to ride you like a wild animal screaming "sock it to me baby". :D

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Seriously I think that wearing socks when pleasuring a lady is about as uncouth as you can get. When my shoes come off so do my socks. But my manners remain. :)

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Socks off unless they are brand new black ones, its annoying on a cream carpet to find black sock fluff everywhere. Sometimes i wonder how two seemingly small pieces of clothing can hold so much fluff x

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Always take the socks off, there are so many things you can do with feet, and its a sign of a well groomed male to have cut toe nails, there is nothing worse that seeing someone whois well gromed, and then they neglect an area.

 

Im sure the cosmetic industry would have a thrill marketing more products for us to use on our feet if we looked after them better, and showed them with pride.

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Personally I think there's nothing quite the same as looking at yourself in a full length mirror completely naked except for a pair of socks. Preferably black. And long. Short socks look so............short. The joys of looking at the sunken belly button. The tackle that looks as if it was stuck on as an afterthought by a sculptor. No wonder the sight sends a lady into ecstacy. No wonder she wants to ride you like a wild animal screaming "sock it to me baby". :D

..and the sexiest thing of all is 3 quater sports socks in brown leather jesus sandles...im coming over all a flutter just thinking about whats going to trot over my threshhold this summer  <_<

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Course sometimes they are required to be kept on, after all we at times request that ladies wear stockings to use a sex aid, im not sure they can be called that, but maybe some escorts do see them as quite sexy on the right person.!.....especialy if the punter has corns, flakey skin on heels, twisted toes due to wearing chisel toe  (us older gents will remember them ) or pointer shoes, or just smelly feet.

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Im just an old hippy who lived through the commune movement, and have still got the same views, so see no clothing as being impressive, or aluring, and think of socks as something we were to keep our feet clean and ankle warms, why else would we put on such terrible garments, and suffocate our toes...

 

Its just a massive ploy by the industry to produce millions of the things so we guys can get them given as a christmas present....id much prefere a wool hat or my balaclava.

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My "punting" socks are hand knitted for me by a pair of elderly blind women in Lincolnshire who have provided this service for the discerning punter for at least half a century. Using only wool from a herd of alpacas especially bred for the purpose, the socks in question are decorated with exquisite motifs and arabesques. When undressing prior to coition I always remove them last, whereupon I place them on my head.

 

Thank you.

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Course sometimes they are required to be kept on, after all we at times request that ladies wear stockings to use a sex aid, im not sure they can be called that, but maybe some escorts do see them as quite sexy on the right person.!.....especialy if the punter has corns, flakey skin on heels, twisted toes due to wearing chisel toe  (us older gents will remember them ) or pointer shoes, or just smelly feet.

errr I was only joking  :eek:

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My "punting" socks are hand knitted for me by a pair of elderly blind women in Lincolnshire who have provided this service for the discerning punter for at least half a century. Using only wool from a herd of alpacas especially bred for the purpose, the socks in question are decorated with exquisite motifs and arabesques. When undressing prior to coition I always remove them last, whereupon I place them on my head.

 

Thank you.

Why would you stretch your hand knitted pure alpaca wool socks by putting them on your head...unless you are talking about your "little" head  :P

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Why would you stretch your hand knitted pure alpaca wool socks by putting them on your head...unless you are talking about your "little" head  :P

The sisters also knit willy warmers.

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Why would you stretch your hand knitted pure alpaca wool socks by putting them on your head...unless you are talking about your "little" head :P

I think Zipless was actually informing us of his massive size 28 feet and the requirement for bespoke socks. So he doesn't misplace them he wears one on his head and places one over the lady's head - a sort of upper crust brown paper bag scenario.

Back on topic, always socks off. I had a lady remark once that it was a good start as she always likes her gents to remove socks. Also, in a parlour may years ago, a lady said not to bother with the socks and get on with it (in a sexy way), they still came off!

DG

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It's an Englishman's right to keep his socks on whilst having sex.

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It's an Englishman's right to keep his socks on whilst having sex.

There starts another very contentious subject - "An Englishman's Right" :eek:

DG

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I think Zipless was actually informing us of his massive size 28 feet and the requirement for bespoke socks. So he doesn't misplace them he wears one on his head and places one over the lady's head - a sort of upper crust brown paper bag scenario.

Back on topic, always socks off. I had a lady remark once that it was a good start as she always likes her gents to remove socks. Also, in a parlour may years ago, a lady said not to bother with the socks and get on with it (in a sexy way), they still came off!

DG

I need to clear up this misapprehension concerning my socks now. I do not stretch them over my head like a balaclava. I coil them neatly and place them on top of my head. As any gentleman might under similar circumstances.

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I need to clear up this misapprehension concerning my socks now. I do not stretch them over my head like a balaclava. I coil them neatly and place them on top of my head. As any gentleman might under similar circumstances.

Like a woollen turban?

DG

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Like a woollen turban?

DG

Not exactly. A turban is wound round the head. My socks sit atop my head.

 

But, in discussing the minutiae of how I wear my socks on my head, we are in danger of hijacking a thread about a serious and important subject. :D

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Why dont you just get an all over item, knitted by the sisters body sock, with a few discreet openings.

 

No.dont do that, it would be like wearing a onesy....maybe I will just stick to my kilt.

 

Now that is an occassion where socks definetly have to be worn,

 

I have had a few knee tremblers up against the side of a wall with my kilt on, but I never once heard a lassie say Jock take your socks off.

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Why dont you just get an all over item, knitted by the sisters body sock, with a few discreet openings.

 

No.dont do that, it would be like wearing a onesy....maybe I will just stick to my kilt.

 

Now that is an occassion where socks definetly have to be worn,

 

I have had a few knee tremblers up against the side of a wall with my kilt on, but I never once heard a lassie say Jock take your socks off.

She didn't by any chance say "Donald, where's your trousers?", did she?

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Not exactly. A turban is wound round the head. My socks sit atop my head.

But, in discussing the minutiae of how I wear my socks on my head, we are in danger of hijacking a thread about a serious and important subject. :D

Should I assume you have a very short/stubbly crew cut and rely on the Velcro effect to hold your socks in place? :D

DG

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Should I assume you have a very short/stubbly crew cut and rely on the Velcro effect to hold your socks in place? :D

DG

No. You shouldn't.

 

When I incline my head the socks fall off and lie on the floor.

 

Where they belong.

 

:D :D :D

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She didn't by any chance say "Donald, where's your trousers?", did she?

No it was " is that a bottle of irn-bru in your sporren, or are you just pleased to see me".....

 

And then I woke up, and realised I had spent another night in the cells!......Got a £25 fine and sent on my way, christ my mouth felt like it had more sawdust in it then a butchers floor.

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