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Escort Agencies

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For want of something better to do,(I really should get out more  :) ) I was looking around via google at Escort Agencies. Dont think I would want to have an outcall,but there's no harm in looking.....................especially as they appear" low cost".

 

Anyway,reading their blurb, I thought,WTF,has this been written by a Monkey,or maybe thats an insult to Simians,anyway I wont post the URL incase thats against the rules,but I would like to see the reactions to this on here........................?

PS.....................Sorry about the white on black.....................

 

(There strength be a little minute travelling charge be appropriate according to your dissociate) So what you waiting for engage clear plus of our propose as we are the London tightfisted outcall group with exceptional bargain of only £ 110 apiece hour just phone our receptionists and bestow your postcode and supplementary important in a row if desirable and we will bring in positively the lovelywoman escort arrives to your door with in 30 transcription before pre arranged schedule desire give to the lady in first 5 minutes accordingly you can relax and enjoy your date.

Popular defense difference of mind you have proper to cancel the booking with in formerly 10 transcription after escort will land to your door the £ 60 annulment will live apply.We are the tightfisted outcall escort London agency with a extensive range of eye-catching London ladies from all parts of the world apiece of them submit discrete types of services beyond your imagination. Every our escorts are fine groomed friendly and lively and ready representing good exuberance party schedule and surely they will live clever to create you the value of your money and time.

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Think that's the result of a free online translation service. So written in another language initially. 

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Think that's the result of a free online translation service. So written in another language initially. 

Yeah, thought it might be.............................Think I'd only use 'em with a Large..........barge pole 

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Tightfisted was the give away. Whilst tightfisted and cheap have similar meaning, they have very different connotations, so you can see how a robotic online translater might convert another language into english this way but anything with intellect who knows the english language and culture knows this word is completely out of place when advertising your business.

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For want of something better to do,(I really should get out more  :) ) I was looking around via google at Escort Agencies. Dont think I would want to have an outcall,but there's no harm in looking.....................especially as they appear" low cost".

 

Anyway,reading their blurb, I thought,WTF,has this been written by a Monkey,or maybe thats an insult to Simians,anyway I wont post the URL incase thats against the rules,but I would like to see the reactions to this on here........................?

PS.....................Sorry about the white on black.....................

 

(There strength be a little minute travelling charge be appropriate according to your dissociate) So what you waiting for engage clear plus of our propose as we are the London tightfisted outcall group with exceptional bargain of only £ 110 apiece hour just phone our receptionists and bestow your postcode and supplementary important in a row if desirable and we will bring in positively the lovelywoman escort arrives to your door with in 30 transcription before pre arranged schedule desire give to the lady in first 5 minutes accordingly you can relax and enjoy your date.

Popular defense difference of mind you have proper to cancel the booking with in formerly 10 transcription after escort will land to your door the £ 60 annulment will live apply.We are the tightfisted outcall escort London agency with a extensive range of eye-catching London ladies from all parts of the world apiece of them submit discrete types of services beyond your imagination. Every our escorts are fine groomed friendly and lively and ready representing good exuberance party schedule and surely they will live clever to create you the value of your money and time.

They would be a never in this lifetime even if the last SP in the country, wanking would be preferable to me.

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Surely that is google translate. This reminds me of reviews of games written by Japanese in English!

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Think that's the result of a free online translation service. So written in another language initially. 

Yep, thats google translate for you lol xxx

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Send reinforcements we are going to advance

lend me 3 and fourpence I am going to a dance

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Send reinforcements we are going to advance

lend me 3 and fourpence I am going to a dance

Years ago,the England Cricket team were in Australia,they had a number of injured players,and decided to send out a replacment,by the name of Mortimore.

 

Two old duffers,sitting in the pub,one said to the other,"I see they are sending out Mortimore"......"How many "said the other one, "Forty more !?"

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I quite like tightfisted handjobs.

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I quite like tightfisted handjobs.

Are they the really cheap ones???

sorry.I really coudnt help that

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