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Hotel Room Etiquette

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hi all,

 

in a few weeks me and a escort our meeting up in my hotel room. I've never punted in a hotel before, well at least not the hotel i'm booked under. I just wondered what you guys to when the escort comes to your room, I'm the host this time i guess.

 

Normally when punting i take a shower at hers, relax a bit etc then get down to business. Do you guys when in your own hotel room excuse yourselves when the escort arrives and go off for a shower or just shower 30 mins before she arrives? do you allow the girl to shower or just assume she is fresh and clean?

 

cheers all

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I shower just before the girl's scheduled arrival time. On arrival, I would ask the girl if she wants a shower, Otherwise assume she's ready for fun.

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The gent is usually showered and dressed when I arrive.  I leave from home freshly showered, but upon arrival I will often say something along the lines of "I'll just go freshen up" and go and get myself sorted.

Even if an assisted/joint shower has been arranged, both parties will still have showered before meeting up anyway.

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Shower beforehand, ask her if she needs to use the bathroom make sure fresh towels are in plain sight. Offer a drink if you have any in your room. Let the fun begin.

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Shower beforehand, ask her if she needs to use the bathroom make sure fresh towels are in plain sight. Offer a drink if you have any in your room. Let the fun begin.

Yes, and as is so often the case with WG's these days make sure you have a sealed bottle of water to offer her.

DG

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When I did outcalls the gent usually showered beforehand.  As IDJ said, I usually ask to use the bathroom to freshen up even though I had a shower before leaving.

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The gent is usually showered and dressed when I arrive.  I leave from home freshly showered, but upon arrival I will often say something along the lines of "I'll just go freshen up" and go and get myself sorted.

Even if an assisted/joint shower has been arranged, both parties will still have showered before meeting up anyway.

 

As hygiene is key,its like justice, I feel it has to be seen to be done and therefore I often shower after I have fived the lady a drink, so that she has the confidence tghat I will be as clean as a whistle. Probably silly really as once she is in the bathroom she can see that a shower has already been taken. 

 

I love hotel outcalls. I tend to do a lot to create nice astmosphere. The most important thing to get right is to make sure the room is adequately warm-- not always easy to organise. Close the curtains, get the lighting right and a bit of music.

 

So, after a welcome peck, take her coat, offer her a drink, have a chat for a short while and then offer her the use of the bathroom to freshen up which is code for 'lets get on with it '.

 

Don't forget to make sure she pays you before she leaves !! :D  

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As hygiene is key,its like justice, I feel it has to be seen to be done and therefore I often shower after I have fived the lady a drink, so that she has the confidence tghat I will be as clean as a whistle. Probably silly really as once she is in the bathroom she can see that a shower has already been taken. 

 

I love hotel outcalls. I tend to do a lot to create nice astmosphere. The most important thing to get right is to make sure the room is adequately warm-- not always easy to organise. Close the curtains, get the lighting right and a bit of music.

 

So, after a welcome peck, take her coat, offer her a drink, have a chat for a short while and then offer her the use of the bathroom to freshen up which is code for 'lets get on with it '.

 

Don't forget to make sure she pays you before she leaves !! :D  

 

No, no! Always get the cash up front! 

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Like most men I will shower just before the appointed time, but then I'm never sure of the dress code for answering the door when the lady knocks - do I get dressed again, or just wrap a towel around me?

 

It was funny to watch a liaison in action recently - I was staying in a Manchester hotel (for business, not pleasure) and came out of my bedroom to see a very sexy young lady sat on the settee to the side of the lift, whispering into her phone.    As I waited for the lift, a bedroom door nearby opened, a middle aged chap dressed in a hotel robe popped his head out, and in she went, greeting him with a kiss.   I'm certain that he spotted me grinning - with jealousy I admit! 

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This is definately where i differ.I see a thread title Hotel etiquette and automatically presume its about what from the room is ok to leave with,and the best bag/case for fitting as many furnishings and fittings in :)

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This is definately where i differ.I see a thread title Hotel etiquette and automatically presume its about what from the room is ok to leave with,and the best bag/case for fitting as many furnishings and fittings in :)

 If it's a very nice hotel, ye'll be wanting one of these :P.

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 If it's a very nice hotel, ye'll be wanting one of these :P.

Why just the one :)

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Does anyone have tips on getting a WG to your room without reception staff noticing out bring involved? I presume they have a fair idea of what goes on and may well recognised some of the girls, but I'd prefer if they didn't know it was my room they've been too when check-out r time arrives ("I trust you enjoyed your stay, sir").

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I once worked in a hotel and someone stole an entire bedroom. Well, I'm not entirely sure if it was true or just folklore! Anyway the story goes..They came in in overalls with official bits of paper saying they were here to clear and fumigate the room. Reception gave them a keycard and watched as the took the bed and other bits of furniture with them. Everyone assumed that due to the awful communication in the hotel that noone had bothered to tell them.

 

i do know that we lost the cigarette machine in the same manner. Two men came in and said they were replacing it with a newer machine. Unplugged it and walked off with it. 

 

Anyway. I think it's up to you how you dress when an escort arrives- In my experience some men are fully dressed, others in just shorts and some in towels. All of them have showered beforehand. Why use up punting time by having a shower when you can do it prior to the punt?

 

Also, offer a drink, surprisingly many men seem to forget. 

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I once worked in a hotel and someone stole an entire bedroom. Well, I'm not entirely sure if it was true or just folklore! Anyway the story goes..They came in in overalls with official bits of paper saying they were here to clear and fumigate the room. Reception gave them a keycard and watched as the took the bed and other bits of furniture with them. Everyone assumed that due to the awful communication in the hotel that noone had bothered to tell them.

 

i do know that we lost the cigarette machine in the same manner. Two men came in and said they were replacing it with a newer machine. Unplugged it and walked off with it. 

Hahahaha hilarious. Its amazing the things the human brain can conjour up in times of financial harship lol xx

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I once worked in a hotel and someone stole an entire bedroom. Well, I'm not entirely sure if it was true or just folklore! Anyway the story goes..They came in in overalls with official bits of paper saying they were here to clear and fumigate the room. Reception gave them a keycard and watched as the took the bed and other bits of furniture with them. Everyone assumed that due to the awful communication in the hotel that noone had bothered to tell them.

 

i do know that we lost the cigarette machine in the same manner. Two men came in and said they were replacing it with a newer machine. Unplugged it and walked off with it. 

 

Anyway. I think it's up to you how you dress when an escort arrives- In my experience some men are fully dressed, others in just shorts and some in towels. All of them have showered beforehand. Why use up punting time by having a shower when you can do it prior to the punt?

 

Also, offer a drink, surprisingly many men seem to forget. 

That was quite common for fruities in pubs as well.Turn up in overalls with clipboards.We're here to take the machine away for repairs.

Best one however was a fella i know had just finished fitting a pub carpet.Now this was a few years ago when the pubs used to use heavy duty wool carpets.He gets a phonecall two days later about refitting the pub.Puzzled as he'd only just done it he asked why they wanted to chang it so soon.Apparently the day after it was fitted the guvner went out leaving his assistant in charge.Two guys turned up and said the carpet hadnt been properly treated and needed to be taken away to be scotch guarded.Not only did he let them lift and take the carpet,but he even helped them by moving the furniture.It's amazing what people can get away with if they've got enough front :)

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thanks all, think i will go along with the majority here and my first instint and shower just before the meet.

 

thanks for the heads up about fresh water and towels, i'll make sure not to use up all the towels getting myself clean as whistle.

 

thanks again

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To be honest I dont mind if the guy is showered and dressed or showered and still steaming nicely within his towel when I arrive. He is clean, thats all I care about x

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Hahahaha hilarious. Its amazing the things the human brain can conjour up in times of financial harship lol xx

 

More likely lazy, thieving f*ckers who take advantage of others instead of working themselves!

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More likely lazy, thieving f*ckers who take advantage of others instead of working themselves!

I didnt say that i agreed with what they did, just that its hilarious what does get into peoples heads sometimes. 

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