Phil mee

Is She A Thief Or Have I Jumped The Gun?

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I spent last night with a gorgeous south african lady that i've been seeing regular for just over a month & after what's happened in the past with overnighters I thought I could trust her not to mess it up.
 
All seemed fine when I picked her up, we had a drink in the pub next to the hotel before heading upstairs & everything was ok until after we'd finished, I made the mistake of flashing my wallet in front of her & rather stupidly left it in full view on the bedside cabinet while I went to the toilet after we'd finished. I left the bathroom door open & I could hear her doing something & then I heard some change hit the laminate floor & she muttered something, when I came back out she was laid on the bed so I joined her etc.
 
While she was in the shower I noticed my wallet had been moved so I checked it & noticed a fiver had gone missing, I know for definite that in the pub I had a tenner and two fivers in my wallet & I broke into the tenner for the drinks & I know I didn't drop a fiver because I checked my wallet while we were sat down & I still had two fivers.
 
I didn't question her this morning because I didn't know how she would react, so I confronted her with a text message.

 

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Is it just me or does she sound guilty, what do you think?

 

Phil

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  A fiver  , a fiver  ,   you're not by any chance a yorkshire man are you  !

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how much did you spend on the overnighter? doesn't seem worth it somehow stealing a fiver. 20 quid is hardly flashing the cash.

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how much did you spend on the overnighter? doesn't seem worth it somehow stealing a fiver. 20 quid is hardly flashing the cash.

 

£300 is what we agreed & I gave her decent tip as well & we were going to have more drinks but she wanted to go to bed!

Edited by Phil mee

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Does she sound guilty?Not really,you quizzed her as to how much your kfc and drinks were then sarcatically said money had grown legs and walked off.How did you expect her to react?Is there any chance when the wallet was moved a fiver fell out.Seems odd to just rob a fiver but if there is no other explanation maybe she did take it.But be sure about it.

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So she had £300 in her purse and risked loosing a regular client over a fiver..yeah I can see how you would make that jump. Perhaps she was faffing around and knocked your wallet off the bedside cabinet and quickly shoved the money she could see back in the wallet. Perhaps your fiver whafted under the bed?

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OMG, missing fiver!  You should have called the police hotline.  Get forensics in!  Secure some proof before it's too late!  No CCTV footage I suppose?

 

Remember, in many decent countries they would chop off her hand for this outrageous act, so the least you should do is name and shame with an FR detailing every and all of your well founded suspicions.

 

I mean she is a WG right?  So obviously she doesn't earn enough money not to get desperate for your small change.  I bet she took the coins you heard hitting the floor too, did she, the naughty minx?  She probably needs every penny to fund her expensive crack habit.

 

She was so clever about it too.  Firstly, she lulls you into a false sense of security by ingratiating herself into your life with a number of what must have been good punts to keep you coming back.  Then she waits to rob you until she knows she's hit the jackpot.  A whole five pounds.  Ooohh! :blink:

 

"Look, the fool has left two five pound notes in his wallet.  He is far too dim to notice one of them missing as long as I leave the other where it was.  Hehe.  Why would I want any future business from this guy who is so poor he can only afford to buy me KFC as well as give me the occasional pointless £400?  Let's cash in now, while I'm ahead.  It's not as though I can rely on this guy for any future business anyway."  

 

Wham bam, I bet she is spending your cash right now, laughing all the way to St Tropez.

 

She is laughing at you man!  Don't stand for it!! :angry:

 

Of course, the alternative line of thought is that you are a total prat. :unsure:

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What Thurson said!If you were robbed tho its not about the amount its the principle but seriously..I would find it hard to believe she woukd nick a measly fiver when you have not had probs before..unless she snuck off for another kfc when you were asleep.She might have still been hungry.

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You sound like a complete arse. Send me your Paypal address and I'll send you a fiver as long as you promise never to punt again.

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Arggghhhhh! Text speak.

 

Far worse than a missing £5

 

Seriously, I haven't a clue what's happened here but it sounds very silly to risk losing a client over such a small fraction of the fee he's already given you. Doesn't make sense at all.

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Love the way hes tagged it as thief scam con..the great scam con trick of nicking a fiver of 2013!!And you asked if you were junping the gun?I would seriously pee my pants laughing if it turns out you find the elusive fiver at some point.

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Her only crime was doing an overnighter for £300 and accepting a KFC off you for dinner.

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Am I the only one to notice the name at the top of that screen shot? Do? Is that a code word for someone you are going to "do" at some point. Is there a do1 and a do2 etc?

 

Seriously. She doesnt sound guilty, she didnt "guess" that you were alluding to the fact you had a fiver missing and her guilt isnt making her jump to the right assumptions. Its blatently obvious from how you worded that text that you are accusing her of nicking it. If i got a text like that a swift "feck off" would have been the one and final text you got from me. 

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Love the way hes tagged it as thief scam con..the great scam con trick of nicking a fiver of 2013!!And you asked if you were junping the gun?I would seriously pee my pants laughing if it turns out you find the elusive fiver at some point.

Its probably in the hotel hoover by now lol 

 

On a more serious less pisstaking note though we have to remember that a fiver is a lot of money at the moment to some. Its understandable that he is upset but whats not understandable is how he could be so daft as to leave a wallet stuffed with £13 :eek:  alone in a room with a WG...does he not read the warning threads for gads sake 

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As your title say's I think you have Jumped the Gun.

 

I won't be sarcastic towards you, as I appreciate its not the five pounds missing, but the principle of the matter.

 

But I would say that judging from what you have said and what those messages read, I personally think you owe the lady in question a sincere apology.

 

Sorry hon, But I am with everyone else, why would she steal a small sum from you when she had just been paid, and knew you were a reasonable regular client?

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Her only crime was doing an overnighter for £300 and accepting a KFC off you for dinner.

 

Yeah she should of held out, and gone large on a BK Double Whopper meal! :P:lol:

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Come on now people, I think he said £400 not £300. Plus the KFC box meal of course...what a lucky lady! And she gets the pleasure of being accused of the theft of a fiver at the end of it....

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Come on now people, I think he said £400 not £300. Plus the KFC box meal of course...what a lucky lady! And she gets the pleasure of being accused of the theft of a fiver at the end of it....

Perfect regular...every girl should have one like that x

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Come on now people, I think he said £400 not £300. Plus the KFC box meal of course...what a lucky lady! And she gets the pleasure of being accused of the theft of a fiver at the end of it....

He said £300 plus a tip.

I have a tip.

Don't go around accusing escorts of being thieves (especially £5 thieves) and then whinge about it online. 

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He said £300 plus a tip.

I have a tip.

Don't go around accusing escorts of being thieves (especially £5 thieves) and then whinge about it online. 

I have another one...

 

Dont take her to KFC, got to burger king, its more expensive and up market

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I have another one...

 

Dont take her to KFC, got to burger king, its more expensive and up market

No no no.If he was going for real upmarket then he should have gone for a wimpey.

Sorry,i couldnt help it.Back on topic.Firstly,after you paid she had far more money on her than you had so why would she rob you of what wouldnt even be the cab fair home.Secondly,if she were going to bother risking a regular don't you think it'd be for far more.

On a side note,i'm presuming from those prices you arent in London.And just out of my weird curiosity,did you eat first then pub or vice versa?

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My dear punters (and ladies) has it ever occurred to you that this is a wind up, deliberately posted (possibly for the ladies' benefit) as most of you would balk at a £300 all nighter and a KFC?

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I really hope she knows about Punternet and she reads this thread.

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You left temptation in her path,

 

This next song is going out to the punter known as Phil Mee

 

 

"honest South Africans don't grow on trees,they have to pick a pocket or two"

Edited by Ace ventura punt detective

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