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Bizarre Situation, Girl Only Did One Position+ More Oddities

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I went to a  flat,  3 girls there..

 

first girl, I thought oh she looks good,  I used the toilet (i'm slow, took me 10min).  I was going to do £40-15min but (stupidly) changed my mind and said 30min. She charged maybe £80 I shouldn't have accepted it but I did.  We went to the room.  I didn't realise she was a little bit fatter than i'd have liked.. nor did I realise she would only do one position!

 

She tried to start a massage, I said sex.. She lay down. I went in.  She said OW  I said "what;s the matter?" She said  "you're too big".

 

That's the first thing she said that made no sense 'cos i'm bang on average.  6" erection.

 

I asked her "is it bigger than most", she said "yes".  That's baloney. 

 

I asked her if she'd go on top. She said "That's extra" and that she "doesn't do it".

 

I had to wonder what planet I was on here.

 

She also said something like "finish soon".  I said "I booked half an hour, i'll be finished in half an hour". She said Ok.

 

She frequently told me to slow down. If I was going in and out too fast.  

 

I asked her if I should only go in half way.. 'cos every time I went in all the way she'd say "OW".. or maybe she was only OK with it when I went in very slowly.

 

She kept putting lots of gel on the condom..

 

She said she;s "a woman not a machine".    I didn't know what to say to something so philosophically stupid, she's too philosophically stupid to be a prostitute, though I didn't say that to her. (I wouldn't say she's plain stupid 'cos I was probably more stupid to pay for 30min and at £80 - I should've done 15min £40, and again if I wanted another 15min). (But also I figured she'd be quite thin on undressing and that sh'ed do more than one position!)

 

I felt her breasts, and she asked me if i'm making something.  I guess she thinks sexuality is stupid.

 

Very weird experience.  

 

Near the end of the half an hour, I asked if there are any other girls. Immediately she stood up (to her that meant it was over). She wasn't insulted.. she was just looking for any excuse to finish.  

 

Then there's a knock at the door (it was near te end of the 30min anyway). or 20min 'cos she probably took 10min off from me being in the toilet.  She said she would during the sex. But that when the knock comes then it's finished and that it wouldn't be half an hour. Though she wanted to finish before the knock.

 

I'd managed to not cum (intentional). And I think  the bitch would've stopped it after 10min if I had.

 

I chose another girl from the two left.. This time for £40-15min.   

 

This one also only did one position.. her lying down. 

 

This one though put her hand in between us so I couldn't go all the way in without hitting her hand.  Until I told her to move her hand out the way. Though in a short period she put it back.

 

I've no idea what was going on there.. very strange. 

 

This girl wasn't making weird remarks but her behavior was as weird as the previous one. Only one position.. and asking me to do it slow, and while the second one didn't say I was "too big" and that it hurt her(as the first one did),  the second put her hand in the way..  I think she was maybe concerned that the condom may come off if I didn't go slow.. though neither of them said that.

 

 

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Maybe 'the bitch' didn't like your attitude? Just guessing of course.

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The hand between the legs business, yeh sometimes to stop you pushing in too far but also some WGs hold the condom (tend to experience that in Amsterdam's RLD rather than in more civilized punting locales)

 

Classy guy btw, taking a dump just before a punt.

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Oh God. I despair. 

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Rough fucking, no matter what the size of the male member involved can cause cystitis; it's incredibly painful and if you were fucking both ladies really hard that's probably why they put their hands between you and their lady parts, to avoid the almost guarenteed cystitis that they would have to suffer otherwise.

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Rough fucking, no matter what the size of the male member involved can cause cystitis; it's incredibly painful and if you were fucking both ladies really hard that's probably why they put their hands between you and their lady parts, to avoid the almost guarenteed cystitis that they would have to suffer otherwise.

Mmmm sounds like that to me. "are you making something" probably 'kneading' her tits too hard. For both girls to be actively avoiding this guy getting his cock in too far I would guess he is a "rammer", someone who likes to get their cock in as soon as possible and just fuck for 28 and a half minutes of the 30 booked, no thought to getting the girl wet hence her having to keep applying lube which will rub off fast if she is being fucked hard and fast. We used to call it ragging, a guy who likes to just treat you like a ragdoll for the duration and even if he is going to cum, keep putting it off so he can rag you longer 

 

philosophically stupid...no, just stating the bloody obvious to someone who is so lacking in self awareness that he doesnt realise what he is doing to another human being. Girls only say things like that to guys who ARE treating them like a machine...he is just to philosophically stupid to realise 

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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Well don't despair at least by the sounds of it your clothes didn;t smell of smoke afterwards.....but yes it does sound like perhaps you do treat ladies like blow up dolls..she doesn't understand sexuality? A guy grabbing my tits like they are play dough and then ramming me for 20 mins solid doesn't sound particularly sexy to be honest.

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Ahhhhh.Where to start.
May i ask if you took your newspaper in with you for your pre punt dump?If you were worried about loosing time over your extended crap maybe,to quote many a parent,you should have gone before you left the house.
Now.Firstly you decide she's to fat for you after picking her.When it comes to the massage bit,instead of politely refusing you grunt,Sex.Then you become even more of the charmer.
Have a feeling the "gel"you're complaining about may be lube,reckon i might be right?
Now we get to,she's thick and fat,and what has you having no idea how to handle breasts have anything to do with sexuality?
So to sum it up,you held yourself back so that you could "rag" the stupid bitch to get back at her for your lousy time.
Lets put aside the fact i think you may be a troll.If you're real then you have some serious issues and i feel sorry for any woman who has the misfortune to encounter you in any aspect of life.
On a more personal note,you are very vocal about bitching about how crap a time you had at that establishment after parting with £80 for 30 minutes,then you spend more money in he same establishment.If you're that unhappy and you still parted with more then yes,that does make you stupid.I'm still holding out with the troll option though.

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This type of punter must be a nightmare to even look at, let alone have penetrative sex with...

 

Unfortunately, I suspect there are many men like this who treat Ladies in this way, including their Wives and Partners.

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Bizarre punter, not bizarre situation, I'd say.

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'She lay down, I went in'.

 

 

No mention of any foreplay, obviously the 'bitch' was supposed to be wet and ready 'cos he'd been so charming. No foreplay, no time for lube until after you 'went in'.

 

Tosser.

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There is nothing wrong with me posting about a girl being fat, or accepting another punt there straight after.(from the second girl who when she took her clothes off, turned out to be fat., though it was more obvious with her while she had her clothes on than with the first girl).

 

I made sure not to cum for the first one, and I did for the second one.   If I didn't want to accept a second one, I wouldn't have.  It's not "bitching". It's stating the facts.  And I haven't mentioned the place so no harm done.

 

This is my third ever punt with sex,  the previous two I fucked hard, and I have not had anything remotely like that happening.  The first punt with sex,  I fucked hard though didn't ask her about positions.  The second one I booked her for 1hr and fucked her hard in different positions. No pain when I inserted my dick in her. She said ouch one time but so did I and that's something else.

 

As for breasts, i've done many punts before this without sex, But feeling their breasts.  and I don't "kneed".  I have never had any issue with any girl prior, apart from one whose breasts were extremely sensitive. So with this one it was just a strange remark from her.

 

I've heard from a friend that girls like to be fucked softly sometimes, hard other times. and you do the right one at the right time.

 

I've had not heard of "cystitis". Or the idea that  fucking a girl hard causes cystitis mentioned here..  I'd guess it'd take more than one guy to do that.  The first girl on this punt, as soon as I stuck it in she said "ouch". Maybe she had it even before i'd started. She is a prostitute, i'm sure i'm not the only guy fucking her hard that day.

 

I doubt I was going to get her wet anyway. I've got a good physique but I don't think she cared.

 

As to why it's bloody stupid for a woman to say she's a woman not a machine.  What on earth does treating her like a machine mean.  For a man to be a machine is normally a compliment.. "he's a machine he never gets tired". Like a male tennis player.  It reminds me of the stupidity of a woman wearing not much clothing and complaining about being seen as an object..  As if seeing a woman in a sexual way denies her humanity.  Philosophically speaking, if one is not a religious person that believes in a soul, then one has to think that we are all machines, biological robots, with consciousness(awareness, feelings etc).  I am not denying that she is conscious.   I'm very aware that i'm dealing with a conscious person, female, that won't do any position other than her being below. And i'm all about being reasonable. And that doesn't seem reasonable to me. A one position prostitute is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard with a prostitute.

 

I haven't had an issue with the previous two I fucked. 

A prostitute is expensive. So if I were to have good etiquette, how long do expect me to spend warming her up?

 

Suppose I had booked the first girl £40 15min  and not spent/been charged for sitting on the toilet. Does "good etiquette" involve 10min "warming her up"(so maybe she'll get wet) and 5min fucking her?

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Nothing bizarre about this situation.

They just didn't like your attitude and wanted you out of there.

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WOuld have been preferable if he was a tosser?

'She lay down, I went in'.

 

 

No mention of any foreplay, obviously the 'bitch' was supposed to be wet and ready 'cos he'd been so charming. No foreplay, no time for lube until after you 'went in'.

 

Tosser.

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Ace is dedicating this following song to the now unpopular punter known as Garifto

 

 

better luck next time.

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Ahh god bless the poor Neanderthal, this thread has proved they are alive and kicking and still without a clue!

 

To the OP

 

You mention many times that she is a prostitute, thats clearly all you see her as. I would suggest you spend a decent amount of this weekend reading the field review section, take particular notice of the ones who say "yes" "yes" at the end. See what occurs in a good punt where the guy walks away so happy that he wants to tell the whole punting community about it. I dont mean the ones which consist of a few lines, I mean the ones that go into detail. You will learn a lot about what you can do to ensure you have a good time, no sorry, you will learn a lot about what you can do to ensure the lady you are with WANTS to give you a good time.

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And how to interact with ladies in general, I dare say.

Ahh god bless the poor Neanderthal, this thread has proved they are alive and kicking and still without a clue!

 

To the OP

 

You mention many times that she is a prostitute, thats clearly all you see her as. I would suggest you spend a decent amount of this weekend reading the field review section, take particular notice of the ones who say "yes" "yes" at the end. See what occurs in a good punt where the guy walks away so happy that he wants to tell the whole punting community about it. I dont mean the ones which consist of a few lines, I mean the ones that go into detail. You will learn a lot about what you can do to ensure you have a good time, no sorry, you will learn a lot about what you can do to ensure the lady you are with WANTS to give you a good time.

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You pay for the time you book..so yes you will be charged for the time you sat on the toilet stinking up her flat..perhaps somewhere there is a thread about punters crapping in the workflat and making it stink of poo. How long do you spend warming a woman up well even within a 15 min quickie it is possible to kiss and caress and gently enter a woman..yes the words gentle and woman rather than bitch and ramming.

Think about how you sound and why you may not be getting the sympathy you seem to think you deserve....you haven't made this wg sound bad you have made yourself sound bad with what is obviously a horrible attitude.

Perhaps the other girls you went to see were just so resigned to the type of guy you obviously are they put up and shut looks like this lady clocked you for what you are and had the balls to stand up to you.

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You pay for the time you book..so yes you will be charged for the time you sat on the toilet stinking up her flat..perhaps somewhere there is a thread about punters crapping in the workflat and making it stink of poo. How long do you spend warming a woman up well even within a 15 min quickie it is possible to kiss and caress and gently enter a woman..yes the words gentle and woman rather than bitch and ramming.

Think about how you sound and why you may not be getting the sympathy you seem to think you deserve....you haven't made this wg sound bad you have made yourself sound bad with what is obviously a horrible attitude.

Perhaps the other girls you went to see were just so resigned to the type of guy you obviously are they put up and shut looks like this lady clocked you for what you are and had the balls to stand up to you.

Classic case of girl leaving bedroom and warning the next girl on the way in what she is in for. This guy should have been ejected by the owner.

 

There used to be a three counts and your out rule at MKE. Count 1...girl tells you something is painful and to please not do it again . Count 2...girl tells you if it happens again she will leave the booking and the manager/receptionist will come in. Count 3...Girl leaves room, explains to manager/receptionist, manager/receptionist then enters room and explains that the girl will not be coming back,the appointment is over, there will be no refund, guy pulls up trousers, leaves, phone number logged as banned and sent around other parlours with an explanation.

 

We didnt often get trouble there often because I banned the abusive clients so hard and fast they just couldnt get out of the place fast enough. THATS how it should be. In this case the OP was clearly a ragger and the management failed in their duty of care. A second girl should not even have been an option for someone like this.

 

Girls in parlours need to know they have a say in how they are treated.

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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Obviously if a guy did something bad enough he didnt get a chance to get to count 2 or 3 as they girls knew they could come straight out of the room and I or the receptionist would deal with him from there on in. Occasionally there was a discussion between the three if the guy disputed but as it didnt happen often I tended to err on the girls side xx

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Surely this guy is just a troll? 

Never mind, it's back to term time this week and he'll be too busy studying for his NVQ in gender studies to punt. 

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A)I did not call her a bitch as one poster thought

 

B) I have had good punts, this is my first odd one.  First time a girl has only done one position just lying there.

 

C) It's news to me that calling a girl that is payed for sex, a "prostitute" is an insult.

 

And it's also news to me that an "escort"(that better?) wouldn't want to be fucked hard/fast.

 

Actually another girl I fucked faster and harder and similarly one before that.  They had no issue with me at all, and one was a repeat visit.

 

As for breasts, i've caressed and squeezed breasts for years and years, no odd remarks made. So don't make an assumption about how I was with them.

 

Another thing. When I pulled my dick out and just felt her breasts she was wondering what I wanted to do, as if she expected it to be sex the whole time once started.

 

How are you going to explain how she wouldn't go in any other position other than staying below and just lying there doing nothing?

 

The second girl just lay there putting on a smile. I've had good punts before. These were not good punts!  But what really struck me was not doing any other position than just lying there doing nothing, even when asked. I thought that was really odd.  In a good punt the girl wants to please you wants to know what you want her to do. I've had good punts before.

 

One of my good punts I caressed her and she said "Fuck me".  I think that girl liked to be fucked hard.  

 

It's news to me that some "escorts"(happy with that term over prostitutes?) have a problem with it.

 

By the way, the first one that day where i'd booked 30min and she wanted me to finish soon. I told her I could do 15min if you want? She said you already payed for 30min. If she had a problem she could've reduced it to 15min but she didn't.  The second girl afterwards said "Was that OK?" I said Yes. said thank you that was it.  The second girl was more polite than the first one. But both were odd, only doing one position of them lying back not doing anything even when I asked them for another position.  This wasn't some kind of rough sex in revenge or anger as some ridiculously characterise it.

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I went to a  flat,  3 girls there..

 

first girl, I thought oh she looks good,  I used the toilet (i'm slow, took me 10min).  I was going to do £40-15min but (stupidly) changed my mind and said 30min. She charged maybe £80 I shouldn't have accepted it but I did.  We went to the room.  I didn't realise she was a little bit fatter than i'd have liked.. nor did I realise she would only do one position!

 

She tried to start a massage, I said sex.. She lay down. I went in.  She said OW  I said "what;s the matter?" She said  "you're too big".

 

That's the first thing she said that made no sense 'cos i'm bang on average.  6" erection.

 

I asked her "is it bigger than most", she said "yes".  That's baloney. 

 

I asked her if she'd go on top. She said "That's extra" and that she "doesn't do it".

 

I had to wonder what planet I was on here.

 

She also said something like "finish soon".  I said "I booked half an hour, i'll be finished in half an hour". She said Ok.

 

She frequently told me to slow down. If I was going in and out too fast.  

 

I asked her if I should only go in half way.. 'cos every time I went in all the way she'd say "OW".. or maybe she was only OK with it when I went in very slowly.

 

She kept putting lots of gel on the condom..

 

She said she;s "a woman not a machine".    I didn't know what to say to something so philosophically stupid, she's too philosophically stupid to be a prostitute, though I didn't say that to her. (I wouldn't say she's plain stupid 'cos I was probably more stupid to pay for 30min and at £80 - I should've done 15min £40, and again if I wanted another 15min). (But also I figured she'd be quite thin on undressing and that sh'ed do more than one position!)

 

I felt her breasts, and she asked me if i'm making something.  I guess she thinks sexuality is stupid.

 

Very weird experience.  

 

Near the end of the half an hour, I asked if there are any other girls. Immediately she stood up (to her that meant it was over). She wasn't insulted.. she was just looking for any excuse to finish.  

 

Then there's a knock at the door (it was near te end of the 30min anyway). or 20min 'cos she probably took 10min off from me being in the toilet.  She said she would during the sex. But that when the knock comes then it's finished and that it wouldn't be half an hour. Though she wanted to finish before the knock.

 

I'd managed to not cum (intentional). And I think  the bitch would've stopped it after 10min if I had.

 

I chose another girl from the two left.. This time for £40-15min.   

 

This one also only did one position.. her lying down. 

 

This one though put her hand in between us so I couldn't go all the way in without hitting her hand.  Until I told her to move her hand out the way. Though in a short period she put it back.

 

I've no idea what was going on there.. very strange. 

 

This girl wasn't making weird remarks but her behavior was as weird as the previous one. Only one position.. and asking me to do it slow, and while the second one didn't say I was "too big" and that it hurt her(as the first one did),  the second put her hand in the way..  I think she was maybe concerned that the condom may come off if I didn't go slow.. though neither of them said that.

Always do your research before a punt and hopefully this wont happen again, always also confirm exactly what services you require and what the price is when booking and at least once again in person before handing your money over. If it then goes wrong its because the WG is a blatant liar which you cant know until it happens. I just walk and go to my plan B as i dont wish to be in the same room as liars, i NEVER think with my dick either nowadays, its what bad SPs rely on punters doing.

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 I cannot believe how some men treat women WG s are human beings, more human than most.

Slow, gentle, and with love is how it should be done.

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Can I suggest the OP reads the very long thread on here about Cervical Pain.  There is a reason that a lot of women don't like being banged that hard (and its nothing to do with dick size either).  You my friend were hurting these women!  Had you had that attitude with me you would have been nursing some very blue balls I can tell you, unfortunately these poor ladies had to put up and shut up simply because they could lose their jobs.  Feedback on this one should be interesting.

 

Can you not see from the reaction of virtually every poster here that it's your behaviour that is bizarre not the ladies.  They are human beings my love not fuck machines and you my lovely, and guys like you are the very reason I will NEVER return to this job. 

 

Where's your respect, or are you of the opinion that customer is always king no matter what?  If that's the case I wish you luck here because your going to need it.

 

One very shocked Holly.

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