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How do you stop yourself laughing if a punter farts?

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Corr!! Did he let rip? I thought it was going to go on forever.

Problem is, I got in to fits of giggles and couldn't stop. It then took him forever to come.

How do you stop yourself laughing?

Good thing he wasn't in chapel.

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I just hope you weren't rimming him at the time:eek:

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Why bother trying to stop yourself,if it was a tiny toot-toot you may be able to pretend you didnt hear it,but in this case it would be impossible,anyway,when i need to laugh and hold it in i break out in cold sweats and my face goes all hot and red,better just to let it out then get on with things.

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Think of something really sad, like a puppy being put down.

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I just hope you weren't rimming him at the time:eek:

He probably read your thread about punters using your toilet and thought

Heres to you :confused::D

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Problem is, when I get the giggles I cant stop.

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I just hope you weren't rimming him at the time:eek:

Have never done that with a mere mortal let alone a punter. Not yet anyway.

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Have never done that with a mere mortal let alone a punter. Not yet anyway.

Try it bit by bit

but dont chew them:D:D

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I've never farted in the company of a working girl, but one girl I met did. Luckily she'd just got up from RO and she let rip!

I laughed but she was really embarrassed and her face bright red.

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He probably read your thread about punters using your toilet and thought

Heres to you :):D

Shit!, wished I'd thought of that.:confused:

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I never had a natural reaction to laugh when clients farted. Not that it happened that often. Most of the times I pretended I did not noticed.

If the client apologised and started to make a jokes about, of course you don't have a chance but to join him. No..not a farting competitions with me! (I can not fart, even if I wanted too, unless I am on the bog in the total solitude).

If its incall I usually bring them the old trombone (was made in 1955), and ask them to fart in it to create some music. Nobody managed it though so far on demand. :confused:

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just laugh, its funny.

like i do at fanny farts.

if you cant laugh during a punt, its the wrong job/hobby

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just laugh, its funny.

like i do at fanny farts.

if you cant laugh during a punt, its the wrong job/hobby

I had a guy whom farted after the punt and I pretended I had not heard.

After he had gone I was tidying up and went to put the towel he had used in a bag for room service. I could not believe the tip he had left me,

With it being all white bedding the last thing I wanted to do was laugh.

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Think of something really sad, like a puppy being put down.

My brand spanking new Macbook Pro and surrounding area is now covered in a thin film of tea. I wanted to keep it new looking for at least a week.

And, Kinky's dead right - just laugh, the punter will too. Or, sternly remind him of his C02 emissions and his personal contribution to global warming.

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I had a guy whom farted after the punt and I pretended I had not heard.

After he had gone I was tidying up and went to put the towel he had used in a bag for room service. I could not believe the tip he had left me,

With it being all white bedding the last thing I wanted to do was laugh.

Oh thats gross!!!!

I find farting in public very distasteful and such a turn of.

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Oh thats gross!!!!

I find farting in public very distasteful and such a turn of.

In my office pride is taken in the loudest ones.

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Tell me it's an all male office.

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Oh thats gross!!!!

I find farting in public very distasteful and such a turn of.

So you have a different view of farting in private?

I think it's a giggle; have farted and been farted at.:confused:

Never 'mutually farted' though:rolleyes:

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So you have a different view of farting in private?

I think it's a giggle; have farted and been farted at.:confused:

Never 'mutually farted' though:rolleyes:

have to say, I have always found farting obnoxious and make no exception in a male gathering---- and as for smelly farting !!

if I am going on a tryst , I will be very carefull food/ drink wise to ensure the lady is not subjected to that problem from me. just respectfull.

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have to say, I have always found farting obnoxious and make no exception in a male gathering---- and as for smelly farting !!

if I am going on a tryst , I will be very carefull food/ drink wise to ensure the lady is not subjected to that problem from me. just respectfull.

Oh dear, I don't think an inadvertant fart is being direspectful.

That is sooo anal:D

I was once with a girl and let out a gentle 'parp'. Totally accidental.

She said, 'Well, we'll ignore that shall we!'

That comment highlighted it and drew attention to it.

Another girl I was with let out a little one, admitted it, we giggled and then moved on.

It happens. It's human.

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Oh dear, I don't think an inadvertant fart is being direspectful.

That is sooo anal:D

I was once with a girl and let out a gentle 'parp'. Totally accidental.

She said, 'Well, we'll ignore that shall we!'

That comment highlighted it and drew attention to it.

Another girl I was with let out a little one, admitted it, we giggled and then moved on.

It happens. It's human.

now, now we know this discussion isnt about a little pretty" pop " from a beautiful woman as a complete one off. the discussion is about punters " FARTING" and whether thats a laugh or not. if you decide sure farting is grand, lets all relax about it, then it will become acceptable,[ indeed some people enjoy flaunting it.] its not, its smelly and completely off putting.in the same way, I will avoid eating garlic and certain other foods before a punt, to minimise the possibility of bad breath and farting. normal,understandable,respectfull procedure. if out of the blue somone lets a little odourless pop off , then fine move on but loud, long .smelly farts are normally avoidable and for me a no,no. please tell me I'm not on my own here.

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just laugh, its funny.

like i do at fanny farts.

if you cant laugh during a punt, its the wrong job/hobby

EXACTLY - Wot he said!! :D:D

You are both supposed to be having fun after all.

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now, now we know this discussion isnt about a little pretty" pop " from a beautiful woman as a complete one off. the discussion is about punters " FARTING" and whether thats a laugh or not. if you decide sure farting is grand, lets all relax about it, then it will become acceptable,[ indeed some people enjoy flaunting it.] its not, its smelly and completely off putting.in the same way, I will avoid eating garlic and certain other foods before a punt, to minimise the possibility of bad breath and farting. normal,understandable,respectfull procedure. if out of the blue somone lets a little odourless pop off , then fine move on but loud, long .smelly farts are normally avoidable and for me a no,no. please tell me I'm not on my own here.

Well, I for one can't always tell what kind is going to 'pop' out. You seem to be able to. If you can you should go on stage as the 21st century 'Le Petomaine' with that kind of control.

Do you grade them?:D

I'm certainly not going to judge someone on the kind of fart they release. That does seem perverse.

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Blessed are the lips that speaketh without a tongue!

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