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Useless Frs

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"another very special time with this gorgeous Welsh lady; the details stay in the room - "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". Others perhaps should bear this in mind. After the action we had a long chat about chocolate (she loves chocolate, how she can be so thin with the amount she eats is one of life's unknowns), life, MK and the parlour establishments elsewhere from our pasts"

 

Regrettably it was of a girl I was interested in finding more about,

 

all I have discovered is that she likes chocolate..  Not uncommon I believe.

 

THIS FR IS USELESS

 

Please, oh, please, if you are writing a field report on a wg, tell us what happened, what services were supplied and how or dont bother at all.

 

Engage brain and ask yourself what is the point of saying 'the details stay in the room.., when that is exactly what the report should be about   doooooooh!

 

I despair.

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Another wonderfully original and typically informative line is 'I dont want to go into any detail, suffice to say........[blah blah blah]'

 

Or a particular favourite of mine, 'Being a gentleman what went on is between me and the lady......[blah blah...etc....blah]'

 

Just remind me, in which chapter of 'The Gentleman's Handbook' is the section entitled: 'Correct etiquette re: getting fucked and sucked for coinage by one's favoured whore of choice' ? 

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Yup, it's annoying, just basic detail would suffice too. 

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Another wonderfully original and typically informative line is 'I dont want to go into any detail, suffice to say........[blah blah blah]'

 

Or a particular favourite of mine, 'Being a gentleman what went on is between me and the lady......[blah blah...etc....blah]'

 

Just remind me, in which chapter of 'The Gentleman's Handbook' is the section entitled: 'Correct etiquette re: getting fucked and sucked for coinage by one's favoured whore of choice' ? 

Agreed!

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Its not easy, because many (most?) ladies seem to greatly prefer sufficient opacity in FR's to permit them the choice of treating each booking differently.

 

This avoids the situation of: "you did that with him, not with me?"

 

Mostly, I try to give an idea of how pretty a lady is and of the type of stuff we got up to, without making it read like a porno script.

 

My last FR on AW was something of a departure, in that the lady gave me her express permission to describe what happened in some detail. Being strapped into a monoglove, blindfolded and subjected to multiple orgasms lasting an hour or so is not a practice which a WG is likely to indulge in with every client. It takes several bookings to build up that degree of trust. Every time I think back over what happened then, and afterwards, I get turned on again.

 

Whoops!

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Let's be fair, the author has at least confirmed she is Welsh, and not just some Japanese girl pretending to be from Swansea.

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I find such FRs as a waste of everyone's time. I am not saying that all FRs should be written as a porno novel in the Dr. Steve style, but at least they should give some insight into the girl's service.

If the punter feels that what goes in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, then he shouldn't even bother writing at all.

The R in FR stands for report, i.e. a report on the girl's service and not whether she likes chocolate.

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It's curious that if you compare PN and AW, one encourages you not to write too much but the other asks for all the details.

 

My view is that middle ground is best, keep it brief but do give some useful information - if you don't want to say what you actually got up to then don't bother because nobody is interested!

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It's curious that if you compare PN and AW, one encourages you not to write too much but the other asks for all the details.

 

My view is that middle ground is best, keep it brief but do give some useful information - if you don't want to say what you actually got up to then don't bother because nobody is interested!

I believe Galahad reviews all FRs, so perhaps he should reject reports that provide very little useful info.

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Another wonderfully original and typically informative line is 'I dont want to go into any detail, suffice to say........[blah blah blah]'

Or a particular favourite of mine, 'Being a gentleman what went on is between me and the lady......[blah blah...etc....blah]'

Just remind me, in which chapter of 'The Gentleman's Handbook' is the section entitled: 'Correct etiquette re: getting fucked and sucked for coinage by one's favoured whore of choice' ?

Lol quality. ..I enjoyed that!

And to the OP I totally agree it really bugs me when I see a report with no useful info... it just leaves me less inclinded to see the lady.

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As I always say, FRs are up to the writer.

 

They are not our servants taking one for the team for our benefit.

 

They can write what they want and that's that.

 

It's called freedom of speech, however unhelpful you may find it.

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As I always say, FRs are up to the writer.

 

They are not our servants taking one for the team for our benefit.

 

They can write what they want and that's that.

 

It's called freedom of speech, however unhelpful you may find it.

What;'s this comment all about? you totally seemed to have missed the point!

 

I am with the OP on this one.....

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I like giving massages, I don't know what this is called for FRs, for when I get to write them. Reverse massage? (Or is a reverse massage something else?)Anyway, this is really good for any other punters who want to try giving one. (Obviously, check with the escort first as some people don't want their back worked on by someone who isn't qualified.)

 

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What;'s this comment all about? you totally seemed to have missed the point!

 

I am with the OP on this one.....

 

You may well agree with the OP and obvious reasons to do so.

 

But I knew exactly the point being made, thank you, and was pointing out people are entitled to write whatever they want (bar insults etc) and if you or others think them useless, that is up to you.

 

No one is going to tell me what to write when it's voluntarily in my own time about a punt only she and I were at and I will decide what's in it and what isn't.

 

The idea that someone should spend whatever time it would take to filter out uninformative FRs is ludicrous as G has enough to do already and the line between nearly useless and useless is as grey as could be.

 

And it's also censorship - not a happy path to go down.

 

I happen always to get the point; it may be just that you don't cope with others answering how they want.

 

Want to have useless posts judged and censored as well?

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WHen I read this report I thought the same as the OP, but was particularly irriated by the attempt to sieze the moral high ground - "Others perhaps should bear this in mind" - I'm really not sure why he even bothered leaving an FR in the first place.

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I think some guys get so overwhelmed for having intimacy with a female that want to just share that with the world. I am not one of them, honest.

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You may well agree with the OP and obvious reasons to do so.

 

But I knew exactly the point being made, thank you, and was pointing out people are entitled to write whatever they want (bar insults etc) and if you or others think them useless, that is up to you.

 

No one is going to tell me what to write when it's voluntarily in my own time about a punt only she and I were at and I will decide what's in it and what isn't.

 

The idea that someone should spend whatever time it would take to filter out uninformative FRs is ludicrous as G has enough to do already and the line between nearly useless and useless is as grey as could be.

 

And it's also censorship - not a happy path to go down.

 

I happen always to get the point; it may be just that you don't cope with others answering how they want.

 

Want to have useless posts judged and censored as well?

You still haven't grasped the point!

 

WHen I read this report I thought the same as the OP, but was particularly irriated by the attempt to sieze the moral high ground - "Others perhaps should bear this in mind" - I'm really not sure why he even bothered leaving an FR in the first place.

Agreed I really don't see what the point is in writing a useless field report

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As I always say, FRs are up to the writer.

 

They are not our servants taking one for the team for our benefit.

 

They can write what they want and that's that.

 

It's called freedom of speech, however unhelpful you may find it.

This is absolute nonsense.

When buying a new house, what would your response be if the surveyors report said

" I loved the house, they had put really beautiful flowers on the table in the lounge and they made me a lovely cup of tea with delicious scones"

A FR stands for field REPORT. Like a surveyors REPORT.

Freedom of speed has got nothing to do with it.

The idea, for those with fewer brain cells, is that you write concise and useful information on a punt so that other punters can make an informed decision on whether to fork out 100+ quid. A significant outlay yes?

So please write helpful and informative FRs, or your reports are USELESS.

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That should of course have been freedom of speech

I so hate predictive text as well as useless frs

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This is absolute nonsense.

When buying a new house, what would your response be if the surveyors report said

" I loved the house, they had put really beautiful flowers on the table in the lounge and they made me a lovely cup of tea with delicious scones"

A FR stands for field REPORT. Like a surveyors REPORT.

Freedom of speed has got nothing to do with it.

The idea, for those with fewer brain cells, is that you write concise and useful information on a punt so that other punters can make an informed decision on whether to fork out 100+ quid. A significant outlay yes?

So please write helpful and informative FRs, or your reports are USELESS.

 

 

   No comparison here . You would be paying for a surveyors report , Fr's are completly free .   I don't think any report is USELESS , at least it gives the lady some exposure in a crowded market place , and as they say there is no such thing as bad publicity .  Freedom of speech is everything on the net .

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This FR has just appeared 

 

"another very special time with this gorgeous Welsh lady; the details stay in the room - "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". Others perhaps should bear this in mind. After the action we had a long chat about chocolate (she loves chocolate, how she can be so thin with the amount she eats is one of life's unknowns), life, MK and the parlour establishments elsewhere from our pasts"

 

I assume that FR like that are fake, so I do find out something useful.

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   No comparison here . You would be paying for a surveyors report , Fr's are completly free .   I don't think any report is USELESS , at least it gives the lady some exposure in a crowded market place , and as they say there is no such thing as bad publicity .  Freedom of speech is everything on the net .

So freedom of speech depends on if you are paying for it?

Remember we are paying extremely heavily for the services of a wg. Frs should assist not annoy us.

Many reports are absolutely useless.

Fact!

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I haven't denied that some FRs are useless so no point you just repeating that.

 

But they are voluntary, unpaid for and are entirely up to the writer.

 

If the punter is not able to distinguish useful from useless information, goes off on an unhelpful tangent or whatever, tough on us.

 

Because you are 'paying extremely heavily' he may be paying a miniscule proportion of his disposable income or not - but what does he owe you that he should slave over an FR?

 

Nothing.

 

Why should FR writers all be capable? Are all punters God's gift to women? Ban or insult the ones that spend their time chatting about the economy or kissing the SP's elbow?

 

You paying for punting has nothing of interest to an FR writer if he decides so. Another thread hints at writers who just want to get up the reports list, others will just want to say something nice about an SP so he can tell her at their next meet.

 

Oh and I now see you have written ..... 2 FRs. Hate your over-use of exclamation marks - but up to you.

 

If you require specifics that you in your ivory tower identify as needed and that aren't provided, tough; move on.

 

I will even more so write all and only what I want and if it happens to include the vowels repeatedly appearing in alphabetical order throughout the report, I will do so.

 

All the more so now i have read the few posts on here from people acting like old-school teachers who would tell a pupil to repeat work because they don't like work that hasn't got the dot over i vertically above the letter...

 

Live an let live, mate. You're on a complete loser in any case. The useless FR writers won't have bothered reading past the first post of this thread or if they did they won't have understood what the thread meant.

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And why have you put this in the London section? 

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I believe Galahad reviews all FRs, so perhaps he should reject reports that provide very little useful info.

Freedom of speach as viv already pointed out which some are taking exception too. Dont worry viv I got you. Its not up to others what one person puts in his review is it. G has software that puts through the fr's and he checks the ones that are reflagged, sometimes he reads the reviews he is putting through. Does it not occur to you that he actually has a real life and a real profession away from pnet, do you really expect him to sit and read every single review put through the site???

 

Has it also occured to you that some of the genuine ladies on the no reports list wouldnt have requested being put on there if some reviews were not so graphic. You may like them, not all people do. Frs are down entirely to the person who had the experience, they are not really there for wank fodder . Even a fairly ambiguous review can give the general gist that the lady charges what she says, looks like she is meant to, has a decent place of work and offers the services she says. If you want a run down minute by minute of every service, length of service etc perhaps you should all petition G for a checklist to be added to the reviews lol

 

So freedom of speech depends on if you are paying for it?

Remember we are paying extremely heavily for the services of a wg. Frs should assist not annoy us.

Fact!

Well then you should appreciate the fact that people have set up websites where others can even leave reviews then shouldnt you...fact!

 

Well of course if you are  paying  for it then you are entitled to put what you want into the review, no one else is are they as they were not there..blindingly obvious...fact!

 

Before the internet you all had to bugger off and buy one of McCoys books which came out once a year for your reviews, perhaps it was better that way hmmm

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