Coventrypunter

First Of May

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Hooray Hooray

the first of May

outside shagging

starts today

 

 

well does it?

already started?

or still too cold?

 

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Well you can but Im bloody not...looks like drizzles on its way in mk lol...and I dont do the kagool fetish thing really x

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Hooray Hooray

the first of May

outside shagging

starts today

 

 

well does it?

already started?

or still too cold?

If you want to catch a cold

then shag outside if feeling bold

Question is will you remove your vest

while nakedly displaying your shagging chest

 

 

If thou punts with runny nose

it doth replace the garden hose

Good news for those on water meter

but not for snogging Sue and Rita

 

Ne'er cast a clout

'til May is out !

 

Poet Laureate or wot

Edited by Sarah Summers

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It's not warm enough for me but it is warm enough for the bloody starlings who are trying to make a nest in my guttering. :mad:

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HA.  We've got feckin' nesting magpies.  It sounds louder than the contents of a nursery all screaming in unison.  

 

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Edited by WhilstNeroplays

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Why can't they all nest in trees? Why guttering? Bloody things. :mad:

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