Sarah Summers

Visiting A Lady On In Call - What If Anything - Puts You Off?

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I have prepared a list :)

 

The lady herself perhaps..  she may not look like you expected or is way off the mark as regards age/size or just not quite what you thought...  is the first and most obvious...  but I'm thinking more along the lines of:-

 

Initial greeting - too effusive or not friendly enough..

A non smiling face

A weird smell

An untidy flat

An aura of someone else being in there

Dirty bathroom

Dirty kitchen with washing up all over empty bottles etc etc

A cold flat

Lack of or much too loud music playing

A large clock !

Indiscreet entrance - maybe directly from a busy street

Signs/smells of smoking

Evidence of previous punters recently been in there... condom in bin that sort of thing..

Phone ringing

Feel free to add your own !

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I honestly haven't had too many problems here.

 

I do though get a slight sense of foreboding if the greeting at the door isn't overly friendly - gives the impression if she's that miserable or "on autopilot", then what happens inside isn't going to be worth the effort.

Have had that once with a hotel incall and should have walked as she was cold and distant from the off and starting with "get your clothes off and lie on the bed for a massage" should have had me out the door in a heartbeat.

 

Entrances can sometimes be off putting especially if you're wondering if there a lot of genetleman callers and neighbours, passing motorists etc know exactly what you're up to. 

 

Cleanlines wise, never had any problems.  Dishes make it looked lived in rather than a posh place being used solely for incalls.  Maybe more comfortable for the woman being home turf so to speak?

 

Up to now, never known anyone else to be there.

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I have prepared a list :)

 

The lady herself perhaps..  she may not look like you expected or is way off the mark as regards age/size or just not quite what you thought...  is the first and most obvious...  but I'm thinking more along the lines of:-

 

Initial greeting - too effusive or not friendly enough..

A non smiling face

A weird smell

An untidy flat

An aura of someone else being in there

Dirty bathroom

Dirty kitchen with washing up all over empty bottles etc etc

A cold flat

Lack of or much too loud music playing

A large clock !

Indiscreet entrance - maybe directly from a busy street

Signs/smells of smoking

Evidence of previous punters recently been in there... condom in bin that sort of thing..

Phone ringing

Feel free to add your own !

What i require is a WG with a good attitude, who is friendly and enthusiastic, has been honest as far as i know, and whose premises are clean, i dont care about them being untidy, but dirty is a big turn-off. If an Indie i dont want to be hearing or seeing other people.

 

A shower or bath thats working, clean looking bedding and it could be punt on.

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All the above plus....

 

- A "bare bed"....  bedsheets & even a duvet makes it feel "homely" & not just a working flat.

 

- Pets .... prefer it if there are no cats, dogs & the odd mouse darting across the room.

 

- Serial killer autobiographies .... once walked into a bedroom where there was a bookshelf full of books on Ian Brady & Myra Hindley ..... made my excuses & legged it ASAP!.

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Had it a few times when I have arranged a time with a WG, turned up on time and they dont answer their phone. They then call you back saying wait 10mins, then another 5mins then another 5mins. This was very annoying especially waiting outside in the cold or having to wait in the car. Turns the mood right off. If you agree a time it should be set for that time or the WG should contact you to let you know the appointment will be at a later time.

 

Another time I travelled 45 mins to see a WG for an incall but i could not find her flat - it was impossible! So I kept calling her to ask her for directions but her english was not too good. She ended up getting p'd off and told me to forget about it - waste of journey!

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Condition of the bed. Have seen WG's and the bed only had a white sheet. No pillows or duvet and what looked to be a cheap bed, because while we were doing it the bed felt like it was going to break and made alot of noise. Very uncomfortable.

 

Another turn off is if you dont have anywhere to put your clothes once you have taken them off. Many times I have had to put them on the floor. A chair would be nice especially if you are wearing business attire. There was a time i put my clothes on the floor - when i put them back on my body wouldnt stop itching! Might of been dust mites from the floor.

 

Used the toilet once I arrived to a flat - it hadnt been flushed and someone left a big load - nasty!

 

Went to see a WG - we was having a nice time on the bed but she was playing music on her laptop which was facing us on the bed. I then noticed a web cam pointing at us - she then moved it more into position. I flipped out and got up but she said it wasnt recording! This breaks the discretion rule because who knows what she would of done with the recording without my consent.

 

Had times when i have payed the money to the WG and she leaves the room - and im sitting on the bed waiting around for about 5 mins which is a turn off. Also some WG's start searching for music on their laptops for 5 mins which is draining the time - annoying.

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Sorry but heres one more - I love friendly escorts but then there are "over chatty escorts"!.

 

Had times when an escort was sucking me off but then stops for a minute to have a chat about the weather. Proceeds sucking for a minute then starts chatting again - very annoying! Once you are in the zone of sexual pleasure it should not be broken! Conversation needs to be balanced.

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Empty bottles of recently consumed white lightening

Rolled up £10 notes on a table

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Openly displayed weaponry is off-putting: machete, cleaver, wrecking bar, baseball bat.  Cover them up, FFS!  

 

"Hi, have you got the money?" is always a bit dispiriting.  Of course I've got the fucking money.  Wait until I've crossed the threshold and taken my jacket off; it takes me all of five seconds.  

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A curt "take your clothes off please" as a conversation starter was always a mood killer for me. Never seemed to happen on outcalls.

Extremely dim lighting used to piss me off as well. I always assumed that there was something she didn't want me to see.

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Thinking back 12 months to my only ever walk out:

Smell of stale ash tray as the door opened.

Lady nothing like her photos or profile and many sizes larger.

Bare concrete floor, no carpet on stairs and paint peeling off wall and stairs showing various old colours.

DG

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A curt "take your clothes off please" as a conversation starter was always a mood killer for me. Never seemed to happen on outcalls.

Extremely dim lighting used to piss me off as well. I always assumed that there was something she didn't want me to see.

Good to see you posting Kantos, i note the past tense in your words, have you stopped punting may i ask, just tell me to mind my own if you dont wish to answer that. ;)  :D

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I have - touch wood - been very lucky to avoid some of the worst downers mentioned here. I'd subscribe to many, but not all, of OP's list plus;

- more than one car in the drive ( who are they and where are they??)

- lots of men's clothes rather obviously hanging up in the hallway ( ditto!)

- music which is radio rather than CD/ipod ( it's a bugger when the traffic alert breaks in!) .

 

I've had more problems with rooms being too warm than too cold - getting a major sweat going may be ok in the sauna, but I can't imagine it enhances my already meagre bodily appeal :(

 

Warmth of welcome is, for me, the biggest positive factor - more so than appearance - and makes up for much else. A cool welcome takes a lot of getting over, and  in practice I rarely do. 

 

Unlike other posters, I quite like to see pets - puts a personal stamp on the place and meeting; they can be  good icebreakers, and you know at least one body in the room is going to enjoy a good scratch behind the ears!

Anyone else out there admit to taking dog biscuits with them just in case?

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An independent girl with her own maid that, while you're still in the bedroom getting dressed, shouts at the working girl "I'm bloody sick of you and your timekeeping! You just f'in gave him a free half an hour! I'm sick of it!"

 

Kind of ruins the pleasant after-glow of what had been a good time. And BTW, I only got an extra 25 minutes.  

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Good to see you posting Kantos, i note the past tense in your words, have you stopped punting may i ask, just tell me to mind my own if you dont wish to answer that. ;):D

Hello smiths

No problem with you asking at all.

I certainly haven't made a conscious decision to give it all up. I have however started a new RL relationship and at the moment feel no real need to punt. I have only seen one WG in 2013 and that was some while ago now - hence me being scarce around these parts. I only popped in to see if anything had changed really, rather than to post.

I hadn't clocked the tense of my post above though. Interesting eh ;)?

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A curt "take your clothes off please" as a conversation starter was always a mood killer for me. Never seemed to happen on outcalls.

Extremely dim lighting used to piss me off as well. I always assumed that there was something she didn't want me to see.

 

How about "get your kit off so I can have my wicked way with you"???

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I'm a non-smoker, I hate smoking, and I go out of my way to avoid smoking and smokers.  I was once on my way to visit a lady who I really fancied, had taken ages to book and get to, and I was feeling really horny.  I phoned to confirm the address and the route from the Underground, and she said that as I would pass a shop en route, could I pop in and buy her a packet of fags on the way...

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How about "get your kit off so I can have my wicked way with you"???

That does it for me! :)

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Ive also heard this one before by a WG..."we need to be quiet because my son is revising for his exams". I was in shock that her son could be in the same house at the same time and I was about to fuck the brains out of his mum.

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I'm always very clean and well washed, so I found it very offputting when one foreign girl put on a pair of surgical gloves before she'd even begin to touch my cock. It's a while ago now. Kind of insulting.

 

Another time the smell and sight of dog poo on the carpet. And she having to lead a huge growling dog into another room before we could do anything. Nice enough girl though. She apologised for the mess. Just hadn't been able to give the dog a walk in time. Probably scared and needed a big dog for protection. I felt sorry for her, to be honest. This happened many years ago in a poor district in a big city.

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How about "get your kit off so I can have my wicked way with you"???

Said by the right lady (with a lascivous grin to accompany it) Jas, it works very well for me :D

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Hello smiths

No problem with you asking at all.

I certainly haven't made a conscious decision to give it all up. I have however started a new RL relationship and at the moment feel no real need to punt. I have only seen one WG in 2013 and that was some while ago now - hence me being scarce around these parts. I only popped in to see if anything had changed really, rather than to post.

I hadn't clocked the tense of my post above though. Interesting eh ;)?

Good for you, i hope it goes well. ;)

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Openly displayed weaponry is off-putting: machete, cleaver, wrecking bar, baseball bat.  Cover them up, FFS!  

 

"Hi, have you got the money?" is always a bit dispiriting.  Of course I've got the fucking money.  Wait until I've crossed the threshold and taken my jacket off; it takes me all of five seconds.  

*Makes mental note to hide the axe under the bed*

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A dirty bathroom is a big problem for me.  They say that restaurant reviewers always visit the loo first because if the place can't keep the loo clean, what else is dirty?

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- music which is radio rather than CD/ipod ( it's a bugger when the traffic alert breaks in!) .

 

 

Topps Tiles, when this comes on in the car I contemplate crashing on purpose. It's an absolute mood killer during a booking.

 

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