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If Your Numbers Came Up!

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Just for a bit of fun, if your lottery numbers came up, how would that affect your punting?  Would you buy your regular a nice prezzie? 

 

 

And for the ladies, if your numbers came up, would you still escort?  Would you buy presents for your favourite clients?

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No and no!

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Just for a bit of fun, if your lottery numbers came up, how would that affect your punting?  Would you buy your regular a nice prezzie? 

 

 

And for the ladies, if your numbers came up, would you still escort?  Would you buy presents for your favourite clients?

Ha1  I have thought about this lots of times.  I would still punt, but I would pick and choose who I did it with as I like having sex and this is the only way I get it.  I have no room in my life for a man as my life is completely taken up with family, and by the time they all leave home I probably won't want to have sex any more anyway..................

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Just for a bit of fun, if your lottery numbers came up, how would that affect your punting?  Would you buy your regular a nice prezzie? 

 

 

And for the ladies, if your numbers came up, would you still escort?  Would you buy presents for your favourite clients?

I punt as i wish now but if i won a large sum i would certainly go on an all-out punting binge for a while, shagging as many WGs as i could manage, which nowadays wouldnt be many sadly.

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What smiths said, I would probably organize a few fantasy hedonistic harem nights in some Turkish bath. :D  

 

But after that I'd probably go back to the normal rate of punting only that now I wouldn't worry so much about cash and I can sustain the one or two girls a week rate that I think is my sweet zone really.

 

Why, have you won anything?

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What smiths said, I would probably organize a few fantasy hedonistic harem nights in some Turkish bath. :D  

 

But after that I'd probably go back to the normal rate of punting only that now I wouldn't worry so much about cash and I can sustain the one or two girls a week rate that I think is my sweet zone really.

 

Why, have you won anything?

No, but if I did I would treat everybody on here to a punt! :D

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I'd probably ask my regular if she'd rather be doing something else with her career and if she did give her some cash to go and do that. I've got pretty much everything I want other than a house, so I'd get one of those and go back to university to do something fun.

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Just for a bit of fun, if your lottery numbers came up, how would that affect your punting?  Would you buy your regular a nice prezzie? 

 

 

And for the ladies, if your numbers came up, would you still escort?  Would you buy presents for your favourite clients?

No and no!

You're a hard woman Lydia !! :)

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There are one or two ladies that I've met who would receive nice presents. Expense being no object I would start a hobby (that my OH hated) that involved travelling so that I had the appropriate cover.

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I would have my smiling mug shown in one of the tabloids, with some headline like "Single Man Wins A Shitload of Cash". I would ensure I took a copy of the paper every time I went punting, and watch as the GFE suddenly becomes better, and the clock watching becomes less.

Once the girls realise I am as tight as a heterosexual gnat's arse, and sell their stories about my decadence to the same paper, I will go on Jeremy Kyle and cry about how money has just led to loneliness....well after a WG has sucked me off in the Green Room.

A man can dream

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I would punt like there's no tomorrow :lol:

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I'm punting at a rate of 1 a month at the moment, which is more frequent than I've ever done before, but I won't be keeping it up much longer I don't think. If I did come in to a large sum of money though, I would be doing it much more often, with longer bookings, overnights/weekends etc. and with a larger variety of girls. At the moment, I'm very selective about who I see, always doing thorough research - it's too expensive a hobby for me to take many risks - especially as I don't have any interest in very short bookings. If money was less of a concern, I would have much more freedom. 

 

I imagine I'd be doing quite a lot of duo bookings and travelling around the country seeing different ladies. I've only seen girls in Glasgow and Edinburgh up until now, but being able to see the best girls in places like London would be great. Would basically just go around ticking of all the things on my punting bucket list!

 

With the really special ladies that I really got on with, I guess I'd take them on some sunny holidays if they offered a travel companion service.

 

Writing this has depressed me now, time to go and check my Euromillions numbers! Nothing...oh well, my punting dreams will have to wait for another week. :(

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I would punt like there's no tomorrow :lol:

And there might not be but at least you had a bloody great time today. ;)  :D

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I think I would die early coz my body wont be able to handle all that shagging. I would have apartments in MK, Manchester and Birmingham.

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A lottery win would make chasing a few of my dreams much easier, but I do not believe it would be the be all and end all - well not unless it was the Euro jackpot.

I'd carry on but with a jacuzzi bath, double shower and dedicated massage-type chill out sanctuary.

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A lottery win would make chasing a few of my dreams much easier, but I do not believe it would be the be all and end all - well not unless it was the Euro jackpot.

I'd carry on but with a jacuzzi bath, double shower and dedicated massage-type chill out sanctuary.

I like it :D

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I'd probably ask my regular if she'd rather be doing something else with her career and if she did give her some cash to go and do that. 

 

I was thinking along the same lines. 

 

I've been seeing a foreign girl recently that works 7 days a week. She has pretty much come out and told me she doesn't enjoy it, but she has financial goals she wants to meet before going back home. If I won silly big amounts of money I'd ask her how far off her goals she was then give her the cash plus some extra to walk away. Although I might be a bit selfish and ask if I could fly her back to the UK to spend the weekend with her once a month.

 

I guess if I won enough to pay off the mortgage and all the bills, but not quite enough to quit working yet, I'd ask her what she averages in a day, ask her what her slowest day usually is, then pay her to take that one day off per week to take care of herself.  Again being a bit selfish, I might ask to spend time with her on that day if I also had the day off that week.

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I don't do the lottery, it's a tax on innumeracy. However when I float my first internet IPO... :cool:

I will the spend some time touring the country and visit all those ladies from the forum and FR that I've ever thought, one day I want to meet you. That list is very long so this will take many months.

While I'm doing that my architect will be designing and building me luxury house in Yorkshire dales where I will live in the summer and where my favourite girls can visit me frequently. From time to time we can have a wild punternet party weekend, not so much an orgy as a libertine banquet of lascivious revelry.

I will spend my winters in my penthouse apartment in Gibraltar or some equally warm British over seas territory and each week I will fly out one or two of my favourite ladies for a few days of sun, sea and frolics.

On Friday night we'll par take of the Gibraltar night life, which is lively without being brash like the Costa del Sol. On Saturday we'll take my luxury motor yacht out in to the bay of Gibraltar, the Mediterranean and North African coasts. We'll see the sights, swim with the dolphins, dive and snorkel on the reefs and we'll carouse and sleep anchored in some remote bay and just have a fantastic time. The sex will be just as wild and adventurous as the sojourney.

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still live in a shoe box, save it all so you know you always have enough to pay your weekly bills and take on a part time job in a company you love x

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man comes home to his wife

'Honey, I have just won £1,000,000 on the lottery. go pack!.'

'pack what, beach of ski wear?'

'I dont care, just fuck off!'

 

Bad joke.

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I think I would die early coz my body wont be able to handle all that shagging. I would have apartments in MK, Manchester and Birmingham.

 

I would use hotels.  Something about shagging in hotels that makes it more naughty IMHO.

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I would get great satisfaction in sharing my good fortune.

CB

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some punting, some helping friends

 

probably go for some good massage a few times a week, some with happy endings some without even!; just for the massage 

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See my family+friends right,and like to do a overnighter with some gorgeous looking girl, just for the fun of it,also lose my threesome cherry with 2 ladies. Something's that haven't been crossed off my bucket list

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man comes home to his wife

'Honey, I have just won £1,000,000 on the lottery. go pack!.'

'pack what, beach of ski wear?'

'I dont care, just fuck off!'

 

 

excellent joke

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