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Girl Used Baby Oil Instead Of Lube!

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I saw a girl for a quick punt yesterday near Gorgie Road. She used baby oil for both anal and vaginal sex, but she refunded me £20 because my dick couldn't go in her ass.

 

Is that something girls normally use for lube? I thought you were meant to use the proper lubrication from a sex shop as that's better quality.

 

The girl was all around poor and didn't say much to me. She lay in awkward positions so I couldn't even see her face. She didn't want to be kissed and it appeared she wanted me out the door really quickly too, removing her bra at my request and then putting it back on. She probably has a dummy account on AW, because the pictures aren't of her.

 

My condoms split three times, probably because my foreskin is too baggy. It doesn't retract back and so the girls lazily try and force the condom over the top of my penis, instead of doing it like the instruction leaflet specifies.

 

I don't think I should keep wasting my money if these sort of incidents are going to keep happening. It's also not safe to not put a condom on properly.

 

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Yikes!!! Your condom kept splitting because of the oil. She should be using water based lube! Professionals will never use oil as a lube. Never!

 

It sounds like the girl doesn't want to be doing this job. I really wish you gents would walk away at the first sign. You just never know when a girl is being forced into this.

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Oil should never be put next to a condom but unfortunately lots of people having sex do not know this. Vaseline is another lubricant which is sometimes suggested and definitely shouldn't be used for the same reason. Your condoms will have a split through contact with the oil and your described poor application.

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I didn't like her and I had a feeling she shouldn't have been using Johnson's Baby Oil as lube. She was Polish and I thought she was a tattie. She didn't seem very comfortable and there was a major lack of a sensual GFE that other women could offer at the same rate.

 

Not liking the situation she's in might not be her fault, but it's all cause and effect, really. I'm not racist or anything, but I've grown to dislike foreigners because a) their attitude often stinks and :cool: English isn't their primary language, so the whole meeting feels awkward more than anything.

 

I actually did ask her if she enjoyed the 'job' and she quietly said she does. I don't think so. She didn't seem happy. And like I said, her account is fake. I have been to the same flat twice before to see Niki (this wasn't Niki) and I went to the wrong part of the stair and this man got such a shock when he opened his door and saw me using my mobile. He asked what I was doing and I didn't want to tell him. Luckily, I received a text saying it was house 2 and not 3. The guy must have thought I was up to something.

 

The way I see it is, if I'm being nice and the other person isn't, that tends to bug me. But what bugs me more is when I'm throwing my money down the drain on a shit punt because the lassie is a tattie. Could I have saw someone nicer for the same money? Maybe. But it's not like you know in advance what is going to happen. That's me broke until next week now.

 

I may have to take a break from escorts. I've got too much things to sort out personally anyway. :)

 

 

 

 

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Best leave her feedback explaining pretty much all you put above.  There are more than enough video's on youtube explaining how to put a condom on and any girl worth her salt should know not to use baby oil (tells you on the condom box too).

 

Having said that over the years I've seen many girls put condoms on badly and this may happen again, so in future if you see someone going for that Baby Oil bottle you make sure they wipe it off before applying the condom and if they appear to be putting that condom on wrongly, take control and do it yourself, some clients often carry a small bottle of lube themselves and guess this must be the reason why.  I've seen girls snap those condoms on and thought 'jeez that must hurt' :wacko:

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I went through the same thing many years ago seeing a Polish escort. She used some kind of body lotion or cream for lube!

 

Have also had it when Parlour girls "snap the condom on" (ouuch) and most times the condom has been too small and felt very uncomfortable. My rod does not have that much foreskin, not too long in length but is quite thick. The escorts should have the appropiate condoms for each individual.

 

If you want to take a break from punting because its affecting your pocket then by all means do so - or makesure you do your research next time! This is why I would rather see independants.

 

Hope you have put some feedback on the AW site about that escort!

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Sounds like she doesn't want to be there. As in, someone is making her. And like the others said - oil should never be used as a lubricant together with condoms.

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Just wondering how long it takes before the baby oil actually weakens the condom to the point that it splits - I know the risks but am just curious as to how long it takes. May try an experiment later ;)

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My condoms were breaking right away. I could have freaked. They're supposed to provide some level of safety, not to a high degree mind, but safety is important.

 

Guess they're just in it for the money or they're being forced into it. Either that, or their lifestyle isn't very dignified. It doesn't help that AW is predominantly becoming a foreign exchange. There's not a lot of girls who are Scottish who post their nationality and often their faces are blurred out or they show only up to neck height, so you can't tell just by browsing unless you emailed them to ask them.

 

Even the well-known agencies like Central Ladies are known to post up fake photos and deceptive details of their ladies, and they can charge steep prices too. I'm not really interested in chubby women or foreign women. I prefer to see women of the same age group. Like 18 to 29 or 30 is acceptable.

 

I like women who are slim, attractive, chatty, naturally pretty without layers of thick blusher on and they should act like they're having a good time, because they like what they do. There's also nothing I hate more than women who don't even want to shower before or after the punt. It's unhygienic, especially if they see multiple punters at once.

 

I like showering with women because it provides a degree of intimacy. It makes me think of Porky's when the girls are showering together, but they don't know the guys are watching them and the fat one is blocking their view.

 

Great movie. :lol:

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Yikes!!! Your condom kept splitting because of the oil. She should be using water based lube! Professionals will never use oil as a lube. Never!

 

It sounds like the girl doesn't want to be doing this job. I really wish you gents would walk away at the first sign. You just never know when a girl is being forced into this.

Yes this would be the healthiest thing for girl foremost and guy, but..increasingly,more and more fellas are able to pretend a girl who may be not working through choice is simply just a *poor performer*.

That way, any guilt at seeing this girl in said situation can be denied.,and said fella can get on with more important things, like getting his cock sucked <_<  <_<  <_<

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Oil should never be put next to a condom but unfortunately lots of people having sex do not know this. Vaseline is another lubricant which is sometimes suggested and definitely shouldn't be used for the same reason. Your condoms will have a split through contact with the oil and your described poor application.

 

 

I saw a girl for a quick punt yesterday near Gorgie Road. She used baby oil for both anal and vaginal sex, but she refunded me £20 because my dick couldn't go in her ass.

 

Is that something girls normally use for lube? I thought you were meant to use the proper lubrication from a sex shop as that's better quality.

 

The girl was all around poor and didn't say much to me. She lay in awkward positions so I couldn't even see her face. She didn't want to be kissed and it appeared she wanted me out the door really quickly too, removing her bra at my request and then putting it back on. She probably has a dummy account on AW, because the pictures aren't of her.

 

My condoms split three times, probably because my foreskin is too baggy. It doesn't retract back and so the girls lazily try and force the condom over the top of my penis, instead of doing it like the instruction leaflet specifies.

 

I don't think I should keep wasting my money if these sort of incidents are going to keep happening. It's also not safe to not put a condom on properly.

 

:(

Why are you surprised that the lady didn't seem to be enjoying herself? Are you a love God or something?  Doesn't seem likely with your seemingly negligible knowledge of women. IMO most wgs fake it most of the time, but can still give a good show, because they switch off/think of the money etc. There is a world of difference between having an element of choice over whom you shag, and being 'forced' to fuck unattractive and  unsavoury strangers when you really don't want to. Looks like the poor love is not up to faking it and frankly you should be able to recognise that. 

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I'm curious as to how long baby oil actually takes to eat through the condom?

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Goes without saying, but ... split condom 3 times, baby oil, seems forced, fake account ? , give it 10-14 days and go to the clinic and be checked (you might go sooner if you have problems!)

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Did you not change your mind immediately once you realised she wasn't the girl in the picture and that she was on to tatty side? I can't understand why you would pay for something you didn't want.

I wonder how many other clients have had the misfortune to be exposed to the disintegrating condom scenario before you? Doesn't really fill one full of confidence. Maybe she looks tatty because she needs a dose of antibiotics?

It only takes a minute or so for baby oil to rot a condom. And not much longer for it to have the same effect on even the most expensive latex clothing.

A rather amusing thing to watch, although I did feel slightly sorry for the wearer, it does point to the reasoning behind 'always read the label'.

A packed club full of decadently latex clad revellers, a slightly rude, obnoxious partygoer, who because her partner was in law enforcement was a little above herself, you sort of get the picture. Wearing a very, very skintight pink and black latex dress with no room for forgiveness (extremely curvy......and the dress was groaning it was two sizes too small) and accessories she was most rude to the staff when she arrived. The usual round of air kisses and platitudes in the reception area of the club as she proclaimed loudly how much she had spent on her outfit, to gasps of amazement from those around her.

When she thought they were suitably impressed she turned go into the club unaware that the gasps were because the silly Nellie who obviously knew the cost of everything and the value of nothing, failed to read the label or care instructions and had slid herself into the ridiculously over tight latex number with the aid of baby oil.

Watching the skin of a sausage as it splits during cooking in a frying pan came to mind. As she walked more and more holes appeared, til she looked well tatty, by the time she got to the bar her curves had exploded from the dress and looked more like she had just walked through a bomb blast with shreds of latex hanging from her.

Apparently she was going to take what remained of the outfit back to Skin2 and demand a refund, lol. I wished her well with that one once I had managed to quell the urge to hysterically laugh my tits off.

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Laugh out loud. WHAT?!

 

What a silly sausage she was.

 

Anyway, I saw another Polish WG named Nadia recently for another rock bottom punt with anal promised. Claims to be a porn star. Seemed nice enough in her texts, says she does anal, etc. I get there and got reduced to standard sex because she says I was 'too big'.

 

I mean, WTF? A cock is a...well...it's a cock. Although the baggy sagging skin I have needs to go, as maybe that's why they believe I'm 'too big' which I would dispute as I don't believe I'm huge. I may be big, I'll agree. But I wouldn't say I'm massive. EVERY time I see any WG, they see how huge and bunched up my foreskin is. Time for snip snip? ;)

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By the way, she also accused me of being a liar.

 

http://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewRatings.asp?UserID=1857168

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I thought that WG40 was a saafe alternative. 

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Sigh. AW is too full of foreigners. I don't like them. I'm not discriminating these women over the fact that they from other countries or that, but I just don't feel I could really click with any of them. I've not really seen a great deal of Scottish or English hotties on AW these days, but they do often obscure things by blanking out their faces, nationality details, etc. I want to be certain I'm seeing who I saw advertised.

 

Edited for typo.

Edited by PeterHoping44

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Cocks come in allsorts of different shapes and sizes, just as vaginas do and no not every woman can accommodate every cock especially in the botty. Each individual has their own physical stretching limit. Since we are actually talking about anal perhaps you could get a small carrot and a cucumber then try sticking each one into your anus and and tell me if you notice a difference.

Edited by Strawberry

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Peter the WG whose feedback you've linked to has put that your feedback has been out of malice. Whether she used lube or baby oil no one else is in a position to know apart from you and the WG. There's no proof either way.(Obviously, though, *someone* is telling fibs.) You wrote on your earlier posts you don't like foreign WGs because of their attitude. Why are you seeing them then? No-one's forcing you. Or if seeing WGs in general isn't working out why not use porn instead? Cheap and easy.

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Why would I want to lie about my experiences with escorts to be malicious anyway? I've been known to complain about the dishonesty that comes with this profession, so why would I want to appear like I was contradicting myself if I were lying? She did use baby oil and I did leave her feedback accordingly, but she wasn't the girl in the photos. She had the bottle as I was in the room and she surely must have known that you don't use that stuff on condoms. She had to change my condoms three times. It was just a stalling tactic and I only paid for 15 minutes. Haven't you noticed that the feedback on that profile has shot up two positives since that booking took place? Don't you see that as odd, considering the person never really had bookings? 

 

Also, how am I to know that when I arrive to a work girl's residence, that it'll not be who was featured on the profile? Half the time their faces aren't visible and for all I know, the little feedback they have could have been added by dummy accounts they signed up for. 

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Just get some porn, son.

Edited by TheCrow7

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It's just a bad habit of mine ;-) *then his typing hand cramps up*

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