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Taking Condom Off For Cum On Face

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Does that put me at some risk?Maybe because I touched her and now I'm stroking?

 

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I'd say that removing condom increases your "risk" by 0.00375%. It is well known that you should keep the condom on until you are at least half a mile away from the locus in quo.

 

BTW - who were you stroking? The cat?

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You need full PPE to remove the condom, and then double wrap it for specialist medical waste disposal. 

 

As for the risk, it all depends how ugly her face is. Medusa turned men to stone, so I would give her a miss. 

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Does that put me at some risk?Maybe because I touched her and now I'm stroking?

So your taking the condom of to give her a face full of your spunk and your worried about catching something from her...lucky girl. 

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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So your taking the condom of to give her a face full of your spunk and your worried about catching something from her...lucky girl. 

It did strike me as a strange question.

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Wear gloves and a surgical mask

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You undoubtedly now have some fatal disease and have only 3 days to live. I feel for you man.......i really feel for you :eek:

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Does RIP stand for "Rest in Peace" after dying from the fatal disease, or the RIP in the condom I was using? 

 

When she asked for a "Pearl Necklace", will cultured pearls be OK as I cannot afford real ones?

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You do know that dipping your willie in bleach afterwards will ensure that any infectious diseases are killed off!  I would go for industrial strength bleach!

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You do know that dipping your willie in bleach afterwards will ensure that any infectious diseases are killed off!  I would go for industrial strength bleach!

......and scrubbing afterwards with a wire brush just to be sure!

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You do know that dipping your willie in bleach afterwards will ensure that any infectious diseases are killed off!  I would go for industrial strength bleach!

 

Harpic limescale remover works a treat too...

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Situation Vacant:- Experienced circumcisor. Excellent remuneration, plus tips. 

 

I am still waiting for an explanation from the OP as to what exactly he is afraid of catching, and how.

 

(opens large box of popcorn, pours large cool drink with ice, sits with feet up, and awaits reply with interest..................) 

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You need full PPE to remove the condom, and then double wrap it for specialist medical waste disposal. 

 

As for the risk, it all depends how ugly her face is. Medusa turned men to stone, so I would give her a miss. 

Would definately beat viagra then

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Harpic limescale remover works a treat too...

What about Domestos would you recommend it? 

 

I have heard of WG's who bath in Dettol and rinse their mouths with TCP but this is just silly, "can he catch anything by wanking off over her face?"  Yes, callouses on your hands!  Plus in future keep the condom on you wouldnt want her to catch your bad attitude.

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:D fun posts guys.But on a serious point(if I can make any), I meant that my hand is not clean at that moment.Duo escorts need condom changes so I asked if my hand could have the same dirt

 

 

 

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:D fun posts guys.But on a serious point(if I can make any), I meant that my hand is not clean at that moment.Duo escorts need condom changes so I asked if my hand could have the same dirt

 

Perhaps you better use double condom in duo action and take off one when changing partner and always wear gloves so nothing to worry about dirt.  :P  :P  :P

Edited by lewishamguy

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Oh good lord....give me strength..you don't catch stis from a bit of muck on your hand lad..you catch stis from spunk and blood etc that carries the sti infection...how exactly are you going to get an sti from spunking on a girls face?You are not. How is the girl potentially going to get an stuifrom you spunking in her face? Well there is a teeny tiny risk if you get it in her eyes or mouth if you have an sti...but nowt if you are whipping off the condom with your hand that maybe has a bogey on it...are you for real???

Edited by Bibi

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The thought of a surgeon scrub up, green/blue gown, face mask, surgical gloves, and a green/blue hair cap is not an erotic one. 

 

I still cannot see WTF the OP is worried about, and I have nearly run out of popcorn and cold drink. 

 

Dear OP, can you please describe to us exactly what is happening during your COF on the WG which could possibly cause you to suffer any infection.

 

Is it that your fingers have been visiting the WG's hidden parts, and that you are worried that those fingers have then been applied to your erect member to do the DIY deed, and you are worried that your own fingers on your knob are a potential health risk? 

 

If so, seek help.

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Maybe what he is saying is that he has an sti and was worried that by spunking on her face he might have given her something.

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Faker I think.

 

Agreed, although I've underlined a spelling mistake ;)

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Fakir, faker, or fucker?

 

Run out of popcorn...............

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Agreed, although I've underlined a spelling mistake ;)

 

"A person who makes deceitful pretenses is a faker" do I've to say more ;) 

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Fakir, faker, or fucker?

 

Run out of popcorn...............

 

May be a Fakir :P , of course a Fucker and most likely he is a Faker :P as he said it's a fun post.

Edited by jemca13

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You might be more suited to a safer form of sex that is being developed in the US that will ease your anxieties - essentially, you film the lady of your choice using a digital camera, download the content onto a disk and then replay the disk in the privacy of your own home at a later date and masturbate to your heart's content.  They call it pornography or "porno" for short.  However, there are reports about side effects....notably blindness.

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