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It's The Bafta's..........

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I'd like to introduce the BAFTA's. Bonking Awards For Terrific Acting. There will be the best actress award but also the best actor together with other categories.

We normally associate acting with the WG but have any of the clients ever acted during a booking. I know that I have. Occasionally the lady has not been what I expected or has not been prepared to put in the appropriate amount of effort and I have had to adopt my thespian persona to try and achieve an acceptable ending. I have a few tales on the subject.

So who else has had to resort to acting during a booking? Surely not just me?

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...and there was Joe looking dazed and confused at the lack of glam factor compared to the american awards lol..they get a table each there you know

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Can honestly say,in punting i have never had to act,well apart from one make excuses and leave which ive covered elsewhere.
.In my "real life"however,if thats the correct way to phrase it,i have.That was my own fault however and down to alcohol.I found out long ago that brewers droop,for me at least is a myth.Excessive alcohol however can leave me unable to ejaculate.I got into a situation where i either had to find some way to be able to stop or collapse as i was knackered after an overly extended session due to said problem.In the end i just faked it.
was my performance award worthy,i doubt it as i'm not exactly what youd call a natural actor and i was very drunk.Luckily for me it was very dark and there was very little moon that night

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...and there was Joe looking dazed and confused at the lack of glam factor compared to the american awards lol..they get a table each there you know

There are times, Chloe, when I think that you are as daft as me. :D

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I met a WG last year and shortly after the money was handed over I thought that she had died and rigor mortis had set in. From opening the door until undressing in the bedroom she had been full of life, full of smiles and full of promise. After 15 minutes the change set in. No kissing. I know I agreed to it in my e-mail but my lips are so dry and tender today. By all means eat me out. Wait while I smear this jar of lube all over it. Ok. Here I am arms and legs akimbo. Enjoy yourself. At least she didn't switch the tv on and watch Neighbours.

Now I know that a lot of guys would say that I should have walked but why give her the satisfaction that she had doubtless had on many previous occasions. So I did my best to pretend that it didn't bother me and that I was having a good time. It gave me some satisfaction to have annoyed her. That I could tell. She was overjoyed when I said that I needed a shower but I pointed out that I had mentioned this specifically in my e-mail. Good job that there are a lot of good uns out there.

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I met a WG last year and shortly after the money was handed over I thought that she had died and rigor mortis had set in. From opening the door until undressing in the bedroom she had been full of life, full of smiles and full of promise. After 15 minutes the change set in. No kissing. I know I agreed to it in my e-mail but my lips are so dry and tender today. By all means eat me out. Wait while I smear this jar of lube all over it. Ok. Here I am arms and legs akimbo. Enjoy yourself. At least she didn't switch the tv on and watch Neighbours.

Now I know that a lot of guys would say that I should have walked but why give her the satisfaction that she had doubtless had on many previous occasions. So I did my best to pretend that it didn't bother me and that I was having a good time. It gave me some satisfaction to have annoyed her. That I could tell. She was overjoyed when I said that I needed a shower but I pointed out that I had mentioned this specifically in my e-mail. Good job that there are a lot of good uns out there.

Your first paragraph sounds very familiar. I met with this WG who was all smiles and enthusiasm until i paid but virtually a corpse from that point onward. The room temperature had dropped 10 degrees as well. I got dressed told her she didnt have the kind of attitude i expect, she laughed, and i walked. A few months later i was visiting another WG and this creature opens the door to me, she remembered me and said "i will be great this time and will suck your cock till you spunk down my throat". I said if you were the last WG on earth you wouldnt get my money again, she sloped off in a huff, her colleague now gone was very good though. It was good to see this creature and turn her down, i hope she was desperate for punters at the time, scumbag.

 

BAFTA and Oscar winning acting has to go to some sex party WGs who make all the noises and seem all enthusiastic and friendly, but its all designed to get the present punter moved on so the next can get in. When the next is me they often say "yes i thought he was never going to finish so i made a few noises" and he went away convinced he had made her cum and was happy. Sometimes ignorance can be bliss. ;)

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I have acted parts in role-play scenarios.

 

Once, I played Ken interviewing -Bombshell- for a job as a Barbieslut.

I also played Ken to Platinum Cindy as Barbie testing her credentials as a living doll.

I played a detective investigating the suicide of a client interviewing Mistress Magda M of AW to ascertain the general mental state of her clients, giving her the opportunity to demonstrate the skills of her calling.

 

All 3 were a whole lot of fun.

 

Once, I thought that Angie George (at our first meeting) might have been acting, but what happened later was, in my opinion, absolutely not faked. She was hit by a surprise orgasm when she thought that I was just fooling around. We showed it as a party trick (meeting 4) to Roxxy, who could not quite get off in the same way. It works with Bombshell, though. Two out of seven ladies sampled have managed that, to date.

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I have acted parts in role-play

I think that you have missed the point of the original post. Deliberately? Although your post is very familiar. Reads like many others I've read with your name on.

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since when did doing your job in a professional manner be seen as acting, never seen any working girl advertise a fee for falling in love with someone

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I may be stirring up a hornets nest here, but what is the differance between pretending your intrested, and playing the corpse role.

 

Both of them are pretend mode, and I despise them both when I get an escort who works this way.

 

Surely acting out a booking is pretty much the same scenario.

 

Thats why i like role -play so much, you can change the script quickly and take the comfort zone factor away.

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I'd like to introduce the BAFTA's. Bonking Awards For Terrific Acting. There will be the best actress award but also the best actor together with other categories.

We normally associate acting with the WG but have any of the clients ever acted during a booking. I know that I have. Occasionally the lady has not been what I expected or has not been prepared to put in the appropriate amount of effort and I have had to adopt my thespian persona to try and achieve an acceptable ending. I have a few tales on the subject.

So who else has had to resort to acting during a booking? Surely not just me?

since when did doing your job in a professional manner be seen as acting, never seen any working girl advertise a fee for falling in love with someone

I'm in trouble again. Sorry Heather. I probably should't have put in the reference to "actress". I think we all accept that on many occasions you ladies do act a bit in order, amongst other things, to boost our fragile male ego. The reference to "fragile male ego" isn't a joke because the male ego is fragile and everyone knows it. We accept that the best ladies are able to do it and us men not know the difference.

The aim was to ask the guys if any of them had done a bit of acting on a punt for whatever reason. That doesn't mean role play which is an entirely different kind of acting.

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I may be stirring up a hornets nest here, but what is the differance between pretending your intrested, and playing the corpse role.

 

Both of them are pretend mode, and I despise them both when I get an escort who works this way.

 

Surely acting out a booking is pretty much the same scenario.

 

Thats why i like role -play so much, you can change the script quickly and take the comfort zone factor away.

I suppose they could both be seen as acting,or not if the cold indiference is her true reaction.The thread however is about whether we as punters have ever acted/faked it.

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I have never pretended to cum and didnt, but i have a couple of times said it was a good booking to the receptionist, or the lady herself, just to get away from saying why it didnt work for me.

 

I would never say it was a good booking when it was not, but if I thought the escort put something into the booking that didnt work for me, im not going to say it was crap when it was my fault. so yes I have acted it.

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What about an award for terrible acting?

 

e.g.

 

WG's who have denied working under another name at a different parlour after I had visited them there, several times. In fairness,the reason for the silly denial was the maid used to listen at the door during the half an hour and was an all around cow.

 

Fake moaning that was so over the top that I started laughing.at her. Not in a nasty way just at how ludicrous the situation was. I honestly didn't know if she was trying to please me or was rehearsing her amateur dramatic role as a medium summoning a red indian from the spirit world. She told me that alot of her customers liked that kind of thing. The silly sods.

 

Talking to me in broad Yam Yam before and after the punt and then adopting a supposed 'sultry' voice during the purpose of my visit. She sounded as if she was dying for a shit. This woman had other things in her range that merited different awards mind you.

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What is 'broad Yam Yam'???

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Yam yam is a dialect of the West Midlands, "Yam going to the the shops" or "What yam doing?" etc.

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