one eyed panda

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I was buying an aniiversary card today when one of the jokey ones caught my eye.

 

The couple are in the bedroom, wife is in bed, curlers in, reading a book.

 

Against the wall is a wheel of fortune, with 11 sections saying no sex and the twelfth saying 'sex'.

 

Wife to husband: as its our anniversary you can spin it again.

 

If only...

 

 

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I was buying an aniiversary card today when one of the jokey ones caught my eye.

 

The couple are in the bedroom, wife is in bed, curlers in, reading a book.

 

Against the wall is a wheel of fortune, with 11 sections saying no sex and the twelfth saying 'sex'.

 

Wife to husband: as its our anniversary you can spin it again.

 

If only...

Could there not be a best of three option :)

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You know the wheel is weighted so the "sex" always ends up at the bottom.

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You know the wheel is weighted so the "sex" always ends up at the bottom.

Or even sex up the bottom? :)

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when are you guys going to learn if you marry a chic this is the agenda, stay single, have kids with a lesbian friend and go get sex from girls in the biz happy life

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Who was it that said the wheel was the best invention of all time.....it certainly seems to get the vote of approval by many a wife.

 

Come to think of it, if the wife is in curlors, and showing intrest in the book.......I would hope that the wheel I spin would say no!.

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Couple are in the bedroom. Wife is wearing a baby doll nightie, no knickers and the expensive perfume she knows he likes, cupping her boobs and stroking her pussy provocatively.

Wheel of fortune on the wall- eleven sections saying sex. Only one says no sex. Husband walks into the room glances at wife and spins the wheel.

Wife gets off bed and shouts- "You bastard. Typical man gambling takes priority over me. I am sleeping in the spare room !"

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when are you guys going to learn if you marry a chic this is the agenda, stay single, have kids with a lesbian friend and go get sex from girls in the biz happy life

Good advice! The world's your oyster when you're single.  :) 

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when are you guys going to learn if you marry a chic this is the agenda, stay single, have kids with a lesbian friend and go get sex from girls in the biz happy life

How right you are Heather. If only I could turn back the clock ....(sighs!)

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