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Had a duo punt at the week-end. Two very sexy, experienced EE stunners but they did detract  from the enjoyment of the appointment by going over- board in their enthusiasm. Too much everything, from getting turned on in a few minutes, to constantly ooohhing and aaaahhing, to shoving their tongues down your mouth, to reaching 'orgasm' long before it could even be possible . I enjoyed it because they were soooo HOT but I kept having to ask them to cut it out and also to shut up. I couldn't  get into the moment, it was full- on from the start. Why do the girls feel that all this is necessary ?  It's so ridiculously false , it can only detract from the enjoyment of the fun. Who likes this stuff ??

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I too hate fake over the top noises and enthusiasm,better luck next time mate.... 

 

I'm dedicating this to you Cumandgo,

 

 

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I was in an EE country last year with a friend and we took two ladies up to our room for mutual pleasure. Both very attractive ladies apparently around the 30 mark. Blonde and brunette. The brunette was obviously very inexperienced but really nice and natural. The blonde was the boss. She was also the one who was apparently auditioning for the starring role in a porn film.

The only other EE lady that I've met was a 23 year old who was natural and enthusiastic and really nice. Sadly she has vanished.

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I too hate fake over the top noises and enthusiasm,better luck next time mate....

I'm dedicating this to you Cumandgo,

Dedicated to both Cumandgo and Michael Parkinson? :D Edited by gibbs

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There is genuinely having a lovely time.......... there is acting a little because it is not quite as thrilling as we hoped........ then there is over-acting. 

 

This over the top pornstar shrieking makes me cringe and it is just SO false!  I have had some duo sessions with girls who did this and I really really wanted to tell them to shut the Fkk up!

 

I once met a guy who bragged of a lady he booked who came 3 times just while he was kissing her and playing with her boobs.  Of course I believed him (and her).

 

:rolleyes:

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Because they aren't professionals and haven't yet realised many men are put off by all the fake gasping, squealing and coming?!

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Talking of Michael Parkinson there is a member called Barnsleyman.

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Because they aren't professionals and haven't yet realised many men are put off by all the fake gasping, squealing and coming?!

I always have my spare inhaler with me in case the lady starts "gasping". Saves getting arrested for misuse of the 999 system when ringing for the ambulance and also getting done for "behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace" for continuing the shagging in the ambulance. :D

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Had a duo punt at the week-end. Two very sexy, experienced EE stunners but they did detract  from the enjoyment of the appointment by going over- board in their enthusiasm. Too much everything, from getting turned on in a few minutes, to constantly ooohhing and aaaahhing, to shoving their tongues down your mouth, to reaching 'orgasm' long before it could even be possible . I enjoyed it because they were soooo HOT but I kept having to ask them to cut it out and also to shut up. I couldn't  get into the moment, it was full- on from the start. Why do the girls feel that all this is necessary ?  It's so ridiculously false , it can only detract from the enjoyment of the fun. Who likes this stuff ??

They think in their inexperience or possibly experience its what punters want to hear and see. I certainly would of liked the shoving their tongues down my throat, i dont like fake moans myself. I recall a few WGs doing it before i had even touched them, now i know i am not that good, or in fact good at all. I love full-on from the start though, so the good outweighs the bad here in my view. ;)

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Because they aren't professionals and haven't yet realised many men are put off by all the fake gasping, squealing and coming?!

 No, no . Certainly one of these girls has a history in the adult industry. There was NOTHING newbie about these ladies at all -- trust me !

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They think in their inexperience or possibly experience its what punters want to hear and see. I certainly would of liked the shoving their tongues down my throat, i dont like fake moans myself. I recall a few WGs doing it before i had even touched them, now i know i am not that good, or in fact good at all. I love full-on from the start though, so the good outweighs the bad here in my view. ;)

And that's why I asked who likes it ??  

 

You are right , the good outweighed the bad for me too but it could have been so much better. I like full on FK too but a little build up is nice !   There is a girl I see and she starts off really, really slow..... as if she means it . :)    Awesome !!

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There is genuinely having a lovely time.......... there is acting a little because it is not quite as thrilling as we hoped........ then there is over-acting. 

 

This over the top pornstar shrieking makes me cringe and it is just SO false!  I have had some duo sessions with girls who did this and I really really wanted to tell them to shut the Fkk up!

 

I once met a guy who bragged of a lady he booked who came 3 times just while he was kissing her and playing with her boobs.  Of course I believed him (and her).

 

:rolleyes:

Call me cynical but I don't buy it when guys say that their wife/girlfriend/hooker cums when he twiddles her nipples.  How in the hell............

 

To me, this smacks of someone who wants him to leave her the fuck alone

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Call me cynical but I don't buy it when guys say that their wife/girlfriend/hooker cums when he twiddles her nipples.  How in the hell............

 

To me, this smacks of someone who wants him to leave her the fuck alone

 

Whilst I agree with Smiths that the girls just thought that this is what I wanted to hear but it carries with it the suspicion that the girls want you to cum quickly. It has the completely opposite affect on me !

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Whilst I agree with Smiths that the girls just thought that this is what I wanted to hear but it carries with it the suspicion that the girls want you to cum quickly. It has the completely opposite affect on me !

All that faking it - I would be exhausted trying and not only that - would make a right twat out of myself

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Had a duo punt at the week-end. Two very sexy, experienced EE stunners but they did detract  from the enjoyment of the appointment by going over- board in their enthusiasm. Too much everything, from getting turned on in a few minutes, to constantly ooohhing and aaaahhing, to shoving their tongues down your mouth, to reaching 'orgasm' long before it could even be possible . I enjoyed it because they were soooo HOT but I kept having to ask them to cut it out and also to shut up. I couldn't  get into the moment, it was full- on from the start. Why do the girls feel that all this is necessary ?  It's so ridiculously false , it can only detract from the enjoyment of the fun. Who likes this stuff ??

 

yeah, i hate all that overacting too

 

i never repeat book girls who are into all those fake over the top histrionics

 

same thing in porn too - nothing less erotic than obvious acting and melodramatic moaning

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Call me cynical but I don't buy it when guys say that their wife/girlfriend/hooker cums when he twiddles her nipples.  How in the hell............

 

To me, this smacks of someone who wants him to leave her the fuck alone

 

Tweeking maybe not, but stroking and real slow tantric nipple play might work if your really turned on, but definitely not the way some of the guys go for your nipples, pulled my bobs out last sat and within minutes two guys had bitten me, they soon got put away again!.  I had a very slow sexy dance with a guy once who sucked my neck and fingers whilst keeping eye contact in the middle of a club.  That worked and yes I did orgasm on that dance floor, but he touched me nowhere else.

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yeah, i hate all that overacting too

 

i never repeat book girls who are into all those fake over the top histrionics

 

same thing in porn too - nothing less erotic than obvious acting and melodramatic moaning

 

Surely it's counter productive.

 

There was no attempt at seduction . No suspension of disbelief.I didn't get a chance to take in and enjoy   the beauty of the girls.   It was ' do this, do that '.    A flurry of activity. It really was a PSE encounter. No, it's GFE for me from now on, if I keep going and I think the end of duos too.

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If they over acted - it was probably their way of switching off from the experience - it was their way of giving you nothing of themselves.

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If they over acted - it was probably their way of switching off from the experience - it was their way of giving you nothing of themselves.

 

That smacks of total detachment. No, it didn't feel like that. They were very much in the moment but doing their work as best they knew how in a very functional way. Certainly, they gave nothing of themselves emotionally but I never expect that nor I'm sure do I ever get that on a normal booking.There was a job to be done, and they just did it. 

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That smacks of total detachment. No, it didn't feel like that. They were very much in the moment but doing their work as best they knew how in a very functional way. Certainly, they gave nothing of themselves emotionally but I never expect that nor I'm sure do I ever get that on a normal booking.There was a job to be done, and they just did it. 

A good provider has a way of tuning into the customer and going with his flow - these girls, from what you say - have a routine that they do for one and all - that's about as detached as you can get.

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A good provider has a way of tuning into the customer and going with his flow - these girls, from what you say - have a routine that they do for one and all - that's about as detached as you can get.

 Yes, you might be right. They did ask me what I liked and to be fair to them , it being a duo, I left it to them to show the way and they did. So I could be faulted there.It wasn't what we did, I actually really enjoyed that. It  was just the over acting and excess moaning that diluted things a bit for me. It was just unnecessary I thought. 

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I too hate fake over the top noises and enthusiasm,better luck next time mate.... 

 

I'm dedicating this to you Cumandgo,

 

 

 

 

Ha, at least she started off nice and slow ! :)

 

I enjoyed a lot of foreplay with a girl recently, who ultimately ended up making a lot of noise. I think it was real . We all live in hope. :D

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Had a duo punt at the week-end. Two very sexy, experienced EE stunners but they did detract  from the enjoyment of the appointment by going over- board in their enthusiasm. Too much everything, from getting turned on in a few minutes, to constantly ooohhing and aaaahhing, to shoving their tongues down your mouth, to reaching 'orgasm' long before it could even be possible . I enjoyed it because they were soooo HOT but I kept having to ask them to cut it out and also to shut up. I couldn't  get into the moment, it was full- on from the start. Why do the girls feel that all this is necessary ?  It's so ridiculously false , it can only detract from the enjoyment of the fun. Who likes this stuff ??

 

So you did not request the pornstar experience? lol

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So you did not request the pornstar experience? lol

 

No but I think I now have a pretty good idea of what is meant by the pornstar experience !   I knew something was up when she instructed me to finger her deeply ! :D

Funny enough I really enjoyed the instructions bit , 'lick me, lick her, shag me ,shag her ' bit, Lol. Just the ecstatic moans and ' I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna  cum ' lark took away from it . :D  Jeez, they were red hot though !!

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Call me cynical but I don't buy it when guys say that their wife/girlfriend/hooker cums when he twiddles her nipples. How in the hell............

To me, this smacks of someone who wants him to leave her the fuck alone

It's amazing how a mans ego can totally blind him to what's actually going on.

Quite frequently in here I'll hear stories from blokes so proud of themselves for giving ladies multiple orgasms etc - and of course they're 100% genuine as they can 'always tell when a woman is faking' ...

My take on it is that most men can tell the 'obvious' fakers, but a good faker (e.g. contracting her muscles 'down there', regulating her breathing style without porn star 'oohs and ahhs') is not always easy to spot... and these are the ladies excellent at their jobs as they make the man feel like a stallion.. :)

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