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Fitness Model Seeking High Class Escort

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Basically I'm a 24 year old fitness model and I've always had fantasies about hiring a high class escort. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are FIT, into their fitness/healthy lifestyle as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fit guy. (6ft, 180 lbs, 7% bf)

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Oh sorry forgot to say in the Central London area!

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Why not wear a wig and a dress and masturbate while admiring yourself in the mirror ?

You'd save money and no doubt have the best and most satisfying sex of your life with a gorgeous individual who you'd REALLY fancy

It's win win all the way !!!!!

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Why not wear a wig and a dress and masturbate while admiring yourself in the mirror ?

You'd save money and no doubt have the best and most satisfying sex of your life with a gorgeous individual who you'd REALLY fancy

It's win win all the way !!!!!

 

Ouch......................... :D  :D  :D  :D

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Why not wear a wig and a dress and masturbate while admiring yourself in the mirror ?

You'd save money and no doubt have the best and most satisfying sex of your life with a gorgeous individual who you'd REALLY fancy

It's win win all the way !!!!!

 

Nah I'm bored of this, need an actual real life person now :)

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Why not wear a wig and a dress and masturbate while admiring yourself in the mirror ?

You'd save money and no doubt have the best and most satisfying sex of your life with a gorgeous individual who you'd REALLY fancy

It's win win all the way !!!!!

 

I'm going to print this out and frame it.

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Basically I'm a 54 year old lard ass and I've always had fantasies about hiring a low class hooker. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are obese, into their fish and chips as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fat bald guy. (5ft, 300 lbs, 90% bf)

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You can ask about a fitness model type escort, but there's no purpose in describing yourself too. It just makes you look vain, shallow and arrogant and the guys you are asking advice from are not going to be helpful at all.

On top of that, ladies don't want to meet vain, shallow and arrogant clients either, so you've managed to alienate both ladies and gents here.

We've all met fit attractive visitors, I have met a few models young enough to be my son, but if they introduced themselves with the description of % of body fat, I would probably have deleted the email. We are actually more interested in more important attributes, good hygiene, personality, sanity! Looks are way down the list for us, not very important at all.

Edited by Dollymopp

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Basically I'm a 24 year old fitness model and I've always had fantasies about hiring a high class escort. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are FIT, into their fitness/healthy lifestyle as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fit guy. (6ft, 180 lbs, 7% bf)

 

If you are genuine then I'm sure you'd be able to meet these type of women at your gym.

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180lbs at 6 feet tall. Do you even lift? :D

Edited by JimBarnes

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Basically I'm a 54 year old lard ass and I've always had fantasies about hiring a low class hooker. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are obese, into their fish and chips as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fat bald guy. (5ft, 300 lbs, 90% bf)

Love it !!

I literally LOLed as I read this on my mobile-brilliant !

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180lbs at 6 feet tall. Do you even lift? :D

:D :D

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"Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. BeefcakeBEEFCAKE!!!" --Eric Cartman (Weight Gainer 4000)

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Basically I'm a 24 year old fitness model and I've always had fantasies about hiring a high class escort. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are FIT, into their fitness/healthy lifestyle as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fit guy. (6ft, 180 lbs, 7% bf)

 

 

Why don't you do a quick search on your local gym, lots of fitness girls are there, will be your perfect match and you can be a lucky one if you can shag with any fitness instructor of course they are high class :P :P :P 

 

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Basically I'm a 54 year old lard ass and I've always had fantasies about hiring a low class hooker. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are obese, into their fish and chips as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fat bald guy. (5ft, 300 lbs, 90% bf)

 

Now you're the sorta guy make me think about swinging both ways  :ph34r:

(I live in a squat in Deptford, can accom.)

Edited by ACHOOSYGUY

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... (6ft, 180 lbs, 7% bf)

6ft? understand that bit

180lbs??? can't divide by 14 then...so guess you mean 12stone 12lbs

7%bf??? am lost now? you offer 7% bfe and want 93% gfe?

 

Basically I'm a 54 year old lard ass and I've always had fantasies about hiring a low class hooker. I'm looking for recommendations for girls who are obese, into their fish and chips as a topic of conversation (plus I click more with these types anyway) and who would also appreciate a very fat bald guy. (5ft, 300 lbs, 90% bf)

Now this is the kind of guy that has girls falling at his feet and he offers the ladies 90% bfe!! And I bet he's gets 110% gfe in return...now there's a role model for you!

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Gonna bump this for no reason other than it made me chuckle.

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lol nice work, you should of told us a bit about your cock.

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lol nice work, you should of told us a bit about your cock.

 

He did. 6 foot tall. Weighs 180lb. I'll give it to him...he's one VERY big cock.

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He did. 6 foot tall. Weighs 180lb. I'll give it to him...he's one VERY big cock.

:lol:  :lol: :lol:  :lol:  

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There's a first time poster scared away for good.

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There's a first time poster scared away for good.

 

Jolly good :D !

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Shame hes run away i was hoping he would give us and the ladies further info.you know biceps size,whether he has a six pack or 8 pack,his personal best in 5,10 and 15k runs...oh and what time his mum and dad would come home and catch him on thecomputer.it is half term afterall

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I thought people with a "narcissus complex" were sent to gaze into a pool, then fell into it and drowned.

 

These escorts look physically very fit, and might fit the OP's criteria:-

 

http://www.londonladyboys.com/

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I thought people with a "narcissus complex" were sent to gaze into a pool, then fell into it and drowned.

 

These escorts look physically very fit, and might fit the OP's criteria:-

 

http://www.londonladyboys.com/

mmm Soi 6-pack

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