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Getting An Escort Pregnant

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I'm talking about accidental spillage or fingering her with semen or something quite unlikely to make her pregnant but it can theoretically happen. Not bareback which would be wrong to do with an escort.

 

So have you ever got an escort pregnant? or thought you may have done?

 

And if she did get pregnant do you think you'd ever find out, and would you post a field report here about it and ask others to treat her with respect?

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I'm talking about accidental spillage or fingering her with semen or something quite unlikely to make her pregnant but it can theoretically happen. Not bareback which would be wrong to do with an escort.

 

So have you ever got an escort pregnant? or thought you may have done?

 

And if she did get pregnant do you think you'd ever find out, and would you post a field report here about it and ask others to treat her with respect?

 

Dunno.

 

What's the edge in the last para about then?

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I'm talking about accidental spillage or fingering her with semen or something quite unlikely to make her pregnant but it can theoretically happen. Not bareback which would be wrong to do with an escort.

 

So have you ever got an escort pregnant? or thought you may have done?

 

And if she did get pregnant do you think you'd ever find out, and would you post a field report here about it and ask others to treat her with respect?

 

Got to be trolling. If I took this seriously, I wouldn't even know where to start a reply.

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Ok, am going to pretend this is a real question.

 

Any escort with half a brain has back up contraception and doesn't just rely on condoms. It's one of the things you learn in whore school. 

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Not bareback which would be wrong to do with an escort.

 

 

Christ on a stick...you really do come out with some douchebag comments. Its wrong to do bareback with ANYONE who you are not in a long term relationship with and even then you should both get tested first 

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Its wrong to do bareback with ANYONE who you are not in a long term relationship with and even then you should both get tested first 

 

I didn't say it isn't,

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Ok, am going to pretend this is a real question.

 

Any escort with half a brain has back up contraception and doesn't just rely on condoms. It's one of the things you learn in whore school. 

 

They taught me that at school in 1974.

they showed the %ages for each type, and told us to do the maths.

 

Condoms fail

Pill doesnt work if the girl doesnt take it or throws up while its still in her gut

UID's only about 90%

 

So the advice was, use 2 methods and multiply the odds.

 

I know UID's dont work. there is a 30 yr old bloke to prove it.

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They taught me that at school in 1974.

they showed the %ages for each type, and told us to do the maths.

 

Condoms fail

Pill doesnt work if the girl doesnt take it or throws up while its still in her gut

UID's only about 90%

 

So the advice was, use 2 methods and multiply the odds.

 

I know UID's dont work. there is a 30 yr old bloke to prove it.

 

We obviously need to update Swinburne's limerick about the young man from Cape Horn,

Who wished he had never been born -

Nor would he have been

If his father had seen

That the end of the rubber was torn.

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They taught me that at school in 1974.

they showed the %ages for each type, and told us to do the maths.

 

Condoms fail

Pill doesnt work if the girl doesnt take it or throws up while its still in her gut

UID's only about 90%

 

So the advice was, use 2 methods and multiply the odds.

 

I know UID's dont work. there is a 30 yr old bloke to prove it.

 

UIDs now at about 99%, as are IUS's, implants and injections and the pill if taken correctly! 

 

Things have changed a tad since 1974! 

Edited by MinxyLydia

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We obviously need to update Swinburne's limerick about the young man from Cape Horn,

Who wished he had never been born -

Nor would he have been

If his father had seen

That the end of the rubber was torn.

This post (as well as another recent one in French, the translation of which I couldn't verify with only an  'O' level) reminds me that Bloom is wonderful company at luncheon.

Uncle Pokey

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I didn't say it isn't,

No but your specific use of the term escort suggests that to you, it is x

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This post (as well as another recent one in French, the translation of which I couldn't verify with only an  'O' level) reminds me that Bloom is wonderful company at luncheon.

Uncle Pokey

 

I am trying to restrain myself from making a rude remark here, Unc.  I had been hoping meet Bloom on one of his periodic visits to W2 one day but I may need to rethink that idea. :P

 

Note to Mods:  this thread must go! ;)

Edited by Tiggy 7

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This post (as well as another recent one in French, the translation of which I couldn't verify with only an  'O' level) reminds me that Bloom is wonderful company at luncheon.

Uncle Pokey

 

 

I am trying to restrain myself from making a rude remark here, Unc.  I had been hoping meet Bloom on one of his periodic visits to W2 one day but I may need to rethink that idea. :P

 

Tomorrow will be the ideal time to have luncheon or a rendevouz with Mr Bloom cos 16th June is Bloomsday, no doubt dedicated to the erstwhile contributer to these boards :D:lol:

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UIDs now at about 99%, as are IUS's, implants and injections and the pill if taken correctly! 

 

Things have changed a tad since 1974! 

 

But even 99% isn't so great ... surely that means if you shag every day then after 99 days - or  a little over 3 months - the chances are odds on that you'll have got pregnant on one of those days.

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Nope, the probability of failure (not pregnancy) would remain exactly the same on the 100th day, as it would the 1st day - 1%.

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Nope, the probability of failure (not pregnancy) would remain exactly the same on the 100th day, as it would the 1st day - 1%.

Ahh someones common sense prevails over panic xx

Edited by Chloe Kisses

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This post (as well as another recent one in French, the translation of which I couldn't verify with only an  'O' level) reminds me that Bloom is wonderful company at luncheon.

Uncle Pokey

 

Only when he's half pissed! (Luncheon!!!)

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Tomorrow will be the ideal time to have luncheon or a rendevouz with Mr Bloom cos 16th June is Bloomsday, no doubt dedicated to the erstwhile contributer to these boards :D:lol:

 

Yes, and once again I did nothing special to commemorate it. (By the way, I hope I'm not erstwhile yet.)

Edited by Mr. Bloom

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Nope, the probability of failure (not pregnancy) would remain exactly the same on the 100th day, as it would the 1st day - 1%.

You have come back with a fact about probability on a single day. NWH was referring to the cumulative probability over 100 days.

I am not a statistician, but I think if you do something with a 1 per cent probability 100 times, the overall proability is about 50 per cent,

Not sure if this odds on, but its not good odds.

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Nope, the probability of failure (not pregnancy) would remain exactly the same on the 100th day, as it would the 1st day - 1%.

 

1% of what?

1% of females would get pregnant in a cycle, a year, in their lifetime?

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But even 99% isn't so great ... surely that means if you shag every day then after 99 days - or a little over 3 months - the chances are odds on that you'll have got pregnant on one of those days.

But the chances of the girl becoming pregnant on the majority of those days is 0.0% with or without contraception.

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I'm talking about accidental spillage or fingering her with semen or something quite unlikely to make her pregnant but it can theoretically happen. Not bareback which would be wrong to do with an escort.

 

So have you ever got an escort pregnant? or thought you may have done?

 

And if she did get pregnant do you think you'd ever find out, and would you post a field report here about it and ask others to treat her with respect?

Are you for real?

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Are you for real?

Unfortunatley I think he is. Clearly the girls he visits need to be vigilant as this one doesnt check if he has spunk on his fingers before he shoves them in their fannys x

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h12345 looks like a troll posts like a troll, etc.

To cite a couple of his more illuminating posts:

 

Treat her with respect = black people please don't see her?

 

His advice to avoid STIs:

Other option is to have sex with escorts in £200+ bracket. Although still risking it.

 

I'm sure there are other examples.

 

CG

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Unfortunatley I think he is. Clearly the girls he visits need to be vigilant as this one doesnt check if he has spunk on his fingers before he shoves them in their fannys x

The thought if it has put me off my very expensive G&T at H Nichols! Thats me with the Asda carrier bag ........

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