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Maybe a strange title for a thread, but bear with me………

 

A couple of weeks ago I had a punt with a gorgeous Oriental girl. She did everything I could hope for and after extended exploratory foreplay and some regular missionary she put a huge amount of effort into a deep grinding cowgirl – which is my favourite “straight” sex and was amazing for me.

 

However, after about ten minutes of this it was starting to actually get a bit painful for me (yes, I know, gift horse….mouth….etc.) and I had to gently call “enough” and push her off.

 

Not deterred from her one ambition in life to give me full satisfaction, she then suggested doggy, and it was then that I appreciated her fantastic muscle control which kept me sustained for a further ten minutes or so.

 

I was then finished for the session, pulled out, and she rolled over to face me kneeling in front of her. She looked down and was clearly staggered at the full teat on the condom.

 

“You’ve cum!”, she exclaimed.

 

“Yes, about fifteen minutes ago” was my shattered reply.

 

The thing is – I don’t have a larynx, and although I can kinda talk if I push a button on my throat (like a dalek/Stephen Hawkin) I cum in complete silence. I would imagine that it’s a bit spooky for a WG, but it amuses me endlessly.

 

Also, because I do not need to use my mouth or nose to breathe…………………………..well, work it out for yourselves.

 

Anyone else care to share?

 

 

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Maybe a strange title for a thread, but bear with me………

 

A couple of weeks ago I had a punt with a gorgeous Oriental girl. She did everything I could hope for and after extended exploratory foreplay and some regular missionary she put a huge amount of effort into a deep grinding cowgirl – which is my favourite “straight” sex and was amazing for me.

 

However, after about ten minutes of this it was starting to actually get a bit painful for me (yes, I know, gift horse….mouth….etc.) and I had to gently call “enough” and push her off.

 

Not deterred from her one ambition in life to give me full satisfaction, she then suggested doggy, and it was then that I appreciated her fantastic muscle control which kept me sustained for a further ten minutes or so.

 

I was then finished for the session, pulled out, and she rolled over to face me kneeling in front of her. She looked down and was clearly staggered at the full teat on the condom.

 

“You’ve cum!”, she exclaimed.

 

“Yes, about fifteen minutes ago” was my shattered reply.

 

The thing is – I don’t have a larynx, and although I can kinda talk if I push a button on my throat (like a dalek/Stephen Hawkin) I cum in complete silence. I would imagine that it’s a bit spooky for a WG, but it amuses me endlessly.

 

Also, because I do not need to use my mouth or nose to breathe…………………………..well, work it out for yourselves.

 

Anyone else care to share?

 

Are you saying that Oriental  Wg did not realised that you orgasmed, and only found out, once she seen a jhonny filled with your baby batter?

 

How unusual! I always thought that Oriental girls right on the ball and always feel when you are about to explode, so they can pretend that both of you cum simultaneously?

 

Why its a "disability anecdote"? Lots of guys completely silent, as well as maintaining erection for good 20 minutes after they ejaculated. Some even ready to go again without withdrawing.

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Are you saying that Oriental  Wg did not realised that you orgasmed, and only found out, once she seen a jhonny filled with your baby batter?

 

How unusual! I always thought that Oriental girls right on the ball and always feel when you are about to explode, so they can pretend that both of you cum simultaneously?

 

Why its a "disability anecdote"? Lots of guys completely silent, as well as maintaining erection for good 20 minutes after they ejaculated. Some even ready to go again without withdrawing.

Awww, don't spoil it for him.

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, as well as maintaining erection for good 20 minutes after they ejaculated. Some even ready to go again without withdrawing.

Jammy b@st@rds!!

I remember being able to do that - but so long ago the memories are in black and white :(

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I wouldnt actually be very happy to find a guy was shagging me for 15 minutes after he came because the condom can loosen and the last thing I want in my fanny is spunk. Really, when you cum you should stop, its okay for a minute but seriously. Theres a reason the condom is on so why carry on, your cock is still protected but any spunk seeping down your shaft is going to get into her so she isnt afforded the same protection.

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Chloe - I see that you now have 6,818 posts (at the last count) and your own little fan-club, and you obviously feel that as a result you're some kind of icon on this forum, but I find your attempts at trying to teach a 60 year-old who's "been around a bit" how to conduct himself during a punt quite laughable. For a start, I do not "shag" women - how sad are you if that's your attitude to sex - paid or otherwise?

 

Like many on here, and unlike you, I belong to the "free-love" generation and I believe that casual sex is primarily supposed to be for fun, not an exercise in Health & Safety. Obviously, I do wear a condom now as it's de rigueur in our paranoid society whether as a punter or a boyfriend (but I didn't with my first +/- 40 "free" partners - shock/horror), but the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night.

 

Thank God, our paths will never cross in real life....................I would be your worst nightmare!

 

But since you seem to revel in these little forum clashes, I wait you reply with baited breath.

 

(It's obvious from  your history that you are a genuinely lovely and caring person, but please, please don't try to ram it down everyone's throats)

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PS: Oh dear - I've just re-read and this thread hasn't quite gone the way I intended. That seems to happen a lot!

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Chloe - I see that you now have 6,818 posts (at the last count) and your own little fan-club, and you obviously feel that as a result you're some kind of icon on this forum, but I find your attempts at trying to teach a 60 year-old who's "been around a bit" how to conduct himself during a punt quite laughable. For a start, I do not "shag" women - how sad are you if that's your attitude to sex - paid or otherwise?

 

Like many on here, and unlike you, I belong to the "free-love" generation and I believe that casual sex is primarily supposed to be for fun, not an exercise in Health & Safety. Obviously, I do wear a condom now as it's de rigueur in our paranoid society whether as a punter or a boyfriend (but I didn't with my first +/- 40 "free" partners - shock/horror), but the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night.

 

Thank God, our paths will never cross in real life....................I would be your worst nightmare!

 

But since you seem to revel in these little forum clashes, I wait you reply with baited breath.

 

(It's obvious from  your history that you are a genuinely lovely and caring person, but please, please don't try to ram it down everyone's throats)

"But the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night".

 

Cool,but maybe a *bit of seepage* could pose a problem for the girl you are grinding deep in to balls and cock deep in to,an issue if a *casual* girl pal., but apocalyptic f a working girl.

Sure, *Free lurve, the swinging 60's*, but in case you did not get the memo....2013 sweets..you do have to be careful.

I am wary in replying as you clearly have biting responses ^_^  however......*sod it* :P

I will say this,sure, some here may due to posting a lot have a lot of folks who like them or not, however, no excuse to be out and out passive aggressive to someone who did not know you breathed air on this planet until you posted.

Welcome to the forum and do enjoy the many great threads here, there are some you will especially like, focused only on Asian girls.

Though you may be 60 years old, this does not mean you can not still learn from another in life,this IS the beauty of life,we are always learning, no matter our background or age or education,you may not always agree, but, again, the beauty of life.

Edited by Somekindagirl

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Maybe a strange title for a thread, but bear with me………

 

A couple of weeks ago I had a punt with a gorgeous Oriental girl. She did everything I could hope for and after extended exploratory foreplay and some regular missionary she put a huge amount of effort into a deep grinding cowgirl – which is my favourite “straight” sex and was amazing for me.

 

However, after about ten minutes of this it was starting to actually get a bit painful for me (yes, I know, gift horse….mouth….etc.) and I had to gently call “enough” and push her off.

 

Not deterred from her one ambition in life to give me full satisfaction, she then suggested doggy, and it was then that I appreciated her fantastic muscle control which kept me sustained for a further ten minutes or so.

 

I was then finished for the session, pulled out, and she rolled over to face me kneeling in front of her. She looked down and was clearly staggered at the full teat on the condom.

 

“You’ve cum!”, she exclaimed.

 

“Yes, about fifteen minutes ago” was my shattered reply.

 

The thing is – I don’t have a larynx, and although I can kinda talk if I push a button on my throat (like a dalek/Stephen Hawkin) I cum in complete silence. I would imagine that it’s a bit spooky for a WG, but it amuses me endlessly.

 

Also, because I do not need to use my mouth or nose to breathe…………………………..well, work it out for yourselves.

 

Anyone else care to share?

She probably rushed to the bathroom once you were gone and frantically slipped her fingers inside to feel if you had leaked in to her,panic and worry setting in.

That maybe was the *staggeration* you were observing.

Then again, maybe her awareness she has only one duty in life meant this was not the case......who knows, said with a smile...a sad one actually.

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Maybe I have got the wrong end of the rope here, often happens;-)if so apologies to the OP in my response to you, but in general your reply to another poster here(I am not part of any fan club by the way,I just like punternet forum) seems off.

If you were a female your words would be clearly viewed as bitchy by some, I wonder what the bitchy word is for Man?

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Chloe - I see that you now have 6,818 posts (at the last count) and your own little fan-club, and you obviously feel that as a result you're some kind of icon on this forum, but I find your attempts at trying to teach a 60 year-old who's "been around a bit" how to conduct himself during a punt quite laughable. For a start, I do not "shag" women - how sad are you if that's your attitude to sex - paid or otherwise?

 

Like many on here, and unlike you, I belong to the "free-love" generation and I believe that casual sex is primarily supposed to be for fun, not an exercise in Health & Safety. Obviously, I do wear a condom now as it's de rigueur in our paranoid society whether as a punter or a boyfriend (but I didn't with my first +/- 40 "free" partners - shock/horror), but the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night.

 

Thank God, our paths will never cross in real life....................I would be your worst nightmare!

 

But since you seem to revel in these little forum clashes, I wait you reply with baited breath.

 

(It's obvious from  your history that you are a genuinely lovely and caring person, but please, please don't try to ram it down everyone's throats)

Also *casual sex* is not what we,well most of us girls offer, we offer safe fun within a context...there is a difference.

Casual sex=stumbling home with some bod after a night out, tanked up, or not, no plans to meet again,maybe you will,who knows! fumbling, etc, sex, bobs you aunt.,not always, but a general idea.

Paid for sex/fun= Planned!meaning,contact before,phone or email or webcam, condoms at the ready...toys if your Man wants this, outfits if He wants this, I would rather not say lube as a bit of pussy licking/stroking plus other foreplay often gets the girl nice and wet so.....no need for that I think.

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PS: Oh dear - I've just re-read and this thread hasn't quite gone the way I intended. That seems to happen a lot!

Hmm, will have to read your other threads, oh, not really, I do not have time for that, to sleepy;-)

I have no personal issue with you.

Edited by Somekindagirl

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Payday clearly someone needs to teach you something and the first lesson should be that older doesn't mean you know better.

You aren't worried about a little seepage. Of course your not, it's not you it's seeping into is it!

The number of my posts is neither here nor there when it comes to a disregard for someone's health and you clearly put your enjoyment over this ladies health.

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surely seepage is an occupational hazard?

 

Like a fisherman getting hooked or many other "occupational hazard.

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surely seepage is an occupational hazard?

 

Like a fisherman getting hooked or many other "occupational hazard.

 

yes but something that can surely be avoided surely x

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I only learned about the risks to a lady of continuing after cumming when one of my ladies told me so. Now I know, that is fine by me.

 

However, this thread was a good opportunity for this information to be passed to a wider audience, so Chloe and others should be applauded and supported for so doing.

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Chloe - I see that you now have 6,818 posts (at the last count) and your own little fan-club, and you obviously feel that as a result you're some kind of icon on this forum, but I find your attempts at trying to teach a 60 year-old who's "been around a bit" how to conduct himself during a punt quite laughable. For a start, I do not "shag" women - how sad are you if that's your attitude to sex - paid or otherwise?

 

Like many on here, and unlike you, I belong to the "free-love" generation and I believe that casual sex is primarily supposed to be for fun, not an exercise in Health & Safety. Obviously, I do wear a condom now as it's de rigueur in our paranoid society whether as a punter or a boyfriend (but I didn't with my first +/- 40 "free" partners - shock/horror), but the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night.

 

Thank God, our paths will never cross in real life....................I would be your worst nightmare!

 

But since you seem to revel in these little forum clashes, I wait you reply with baited breath.

 

(It's obvious from  your history that you are a genuinely lovely and caring person, but please, please don't try to ram it down everyone's throats)

 

Bet you play chicken with cars in the street too..  Swinging sixties.. Free Lurve..  Don't you think your a bit old for all that now?  :eek:  :)

 

I'm not sticking up for Chloe here because she can do that for herself, but I am sticking up for the lady you spent time with.  I'm assuming that you actually paid this lovely lady, so 'free love' doesn't really come into it and whether you like it or not, you do have some responsibility towards this lady (I'm sure you wouldn't have gone out of your way to physically hurt a delightful lady that very obviously gave you a superb time would you?) and you were wearing a condom in the first place so that suggests you didn't even think about this point at the time.

 

I'm certain if it hadn't been Chloe that picked up on that point someone else would have, probably me, and received exactly the same response from you that Chloe got.  Attack is always the best form of defence right and it was you that put it out there on the forum in the first place.   Please don't take offense when the girls pick up on these things, this forum has a lot of lurkers that maybe wouldn't have even thought about the dangers of leaving a condom on inside a lady after sex, which is the reason the girls will often bring these things to the forefront in the first place, it's not really to have a dig at you, it's about getting others to realise and trying to stay safe in a job that can be fraught with dangers. 

 

Now I've got that out of the way, this could be an interesting topic because I'm sure there are some fun and different things that you could do with disabled clients that you can't do with able bodied clients (had an interesting experience with a wheelchair myself thinking back).

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I can't add anything new to the comments Chloe made.  The OP was not wise at all to continue sex with the condom still on and in!  Very dangerous from a health point of view.

 

So now can we start posting silly stuff about disabled clients?  Oh dear.

 

Ok then............ I recall a man with a severe condition which caused muscle spasms and uncontrollable flinging about with arms and legs.... not quite so amusing when I was accidentally punched in the head.

 

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I had a first a few weeks ago. Was with a WG on a 90 minute booking and I came through a mixture of hj/bj, so she got some spunk on her, she wandered off to clean herself and came back to the bed. I went down on her, she got wet, I got hard, time to shag me thinks. No..... I had to go and wash my cock before she would put a condom on it in case there was any sperm still around, it was an absolute passion killer and despite being horny and having taken half a Viagra as an insurance policy, mr floppy came to the party! To be fair to her she worked hard to get it hardish but the moment was gone for me. Lovely girl but first time I've had that request in 15 years or so of this hobby.

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I had a first a few weeks ago. Was with a WG on a 90 minute booking and I came through a mixture of hj/bj, so she got some spunk on her, she wandered off to clean herself and came back to the bed. I went down on her, she got wet, I got hard, time to shag me thinks. No..... I had to go and wash my cock before she would put a condom on it in case there was any sperm still around, it was an absolute passion killer and despite being horny and having taken half a Viagra as an insurance policy, mr floppy came to the party! To be fair to her she worked hard to get it hardish but the moment was gone for me. Lovely girl but first time I've had that request in 15 years or so of this hobby.

 

So which one of you was disabled then?

 

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surely seepage is an occupational hazard?

 

Like a fisherman getting hooked or many other "occupational hazard.

No its not if you are careful which most ladies I would imagine are. Getting a litre of it splashed on your face, hands, leg or boobs is completely different to getting a tiny bit of it in your fanny.

 

The fact is that its not his risk assesment to make as its not him who could end up with a dodgy fanny xx

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Chloe - I see that you now have 6,818 posts (at the last count) and your own little fan-club, and you obviously feel that as a result you're some kind of icon on this forum, but I find your attempts at trying to teach a 60 year-old who's "been around a bit" how to conduct himself during a punt quite laughable. For a start, I do not "shag" women - how sad are you if that's your attitude to sex - paid or otherwise?

 

Like many on here, and unlike you, I belong to the "free-love" generation and I believe that casual sex is primarily supposed to be for fun, not an exercise in Health & Safety. Obviously, I do wear a condom now as it's de rigueur in our paranoid society whether as a punter or a boyfriend (but I didn't with my first +/- 40 "free" partners - shock/horror), but the prospect of a little seepage will not keep me awake at night.

 

Thank God, our paths will never cross in real life....................I would be your worst nightmare!

 

But since you seem to revel in these little forum clashes, I wait you reply with baited breath.

 

(It's obvious from  your history that you are a genuinely lovely and caring person, but please, please don't try to ram it down everyone's throats)

Well you're halfway entertaining i suppose so thats a bonus.And you've managed to get yourself  a rise so you're not doing too badly.

As for the points raised.Infection/seepage etc.Course these wouldnt bother you,you wouldnt be the one living with the consequences,you can just trundle off back under your bridge

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Well you're halfway entertaining i suppose so thats a bonus.And you've managed to get yourself  a rise so you're not doing too badly.

As for the points raised.Infection/seepage etc.Course these wouldnt bother you,you wouldnt be the one living with the consequences,you can just trundle off back under your bridge

 

Harsh Mark.  He made a mistake (and is far from alone on that score), came out fighting when he felt like he was being attacked pulled up about it, we have all done that on here.

 

It's a great idea for a thread though, I'm sure there are lots of funny situations girls or clients have got themselves in with regards to disabilities, the other point has been covered so maybe we should stick to topic on this one. 

 

I know a guy that likes to take his girls dancing, trouble is he has two false legs which he often puts on back to front on the dance floor or unscrews one and stand up so it falls out at the feet of some unsuspecting girl, bit of his party trick when first turning up at sex parties.  Also saw the same guy once using one of his legs on a lady (will leave that one to your imagination). 

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Harsh Mark.  He made a mistake (and is far from alone on that score), came out fighting when he felt like he was being attacked pulled up about it, we have all done that on here.

 

It's a great idea for a thread though, I'm sure there are lots of funny situations girls or clients have got themselves in with regards to disabilities, the other point has been covered so maybe we should stick to topic on this one. 

 

I know a guy that likes to take his girls dancing, trouble is he has two false legs which he often puts on back to front on the dance floor or unscrews one and stand up so it falls out at the feet of some unsuspecting girl, bit of his party trick when first turning up at sex parties.  Also saw the same guy once using one of his legs on a lady (will leave that one to your imagination). 

I generally use my middle leg!! s that so odd?

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I generally use my middle leg!! s that so odd?

 

Legs Paul!!!  Your truly blessed if you have more than one leg in the middle.  No wonder the girls want to call you king :wub:

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