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Losing my virginity.......

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........with my first post to the Punternet UK Community Forum :-)

Firstly, I must confess to 'laughing out loud' [lol!!] to the recent punt from BAE1 [94172] - Sir, I salute you :-)

I need therapy too but am trying to 'self-heal' myself & have embarked upon a 'babe binge' this last week & scheduled to conclude into early Dec & in time for the hols :-)

A 'babe binge' basically involves seeing every stunning babe you've ever seen & / or ever want to see sequentially. You should emerge an even happier person :-)

There is no charge for this piece of advice although donations are always welcome :-)

This has led me to do some very serious analysis :-) of my very modest punting experiences which I would like to share.

IHMO:

There are essentially 2 types of babes [a] those that are 'working girls' [typically thoroughly professional & sometimes clinical] & those that genuinely seem to 'like the cash & the job' :-)

Clearly the latter fall into 'genuine GFE' & the former into 'Oscar / Golden Globe' winners when they can be ars*d :-)

It is also interesting to note that the 'genuine GFE' providers in my experience often state that they are 'students'.

When I first started punting my presumptious mind led me to the following irrational conclusions about what punting would be like with babes of different nationalities surmised thus:

'Best - Brazilians

'Better'- Europeans [no breakdown due to my illiteracy at the time]

'Good' - British

However, from my own modest experiences & based on the following criteria:

A. GFE provider

B. Provides 'A'

C. Amount £'000's I have spent on them :-)

D. Willingness to please & earn £-extra & have fun e.g. dinner, travel, etc

My 'all time' babe ranking exeriences based on my reports on this & various other sites are:

'Best' - British - Electra [Reading]; Alexis [ex-Uxbridge / ex-Tufnell Park]; Tanya [uxbridge & Reading]

'Better'- Polish - Bella [London]; Eva [Central London]

'Good' - Czech - Pamela [Finchley Road]; Ann [Golders Green]

'OK' - Hungarian* - Reni [ex-Hemel Hempstead now Uxbridge]; Mary [ex-Uxbridge now East London]; Lola [ex-Paddington]

'POOR' - Brazilian - Every independent & / or Agency I have visited [except C9 - those were the days Sasha ;-) has either not looked like the picture & / or not wanted to / tried to provide any type of service. My walk out rate is 100%.

Just sharing my observations & delighted to hear yours :-)

Footnote:

* For those of us that were able to enjoy 'YSA' in Paddington & C London you will know that these Hungarian babes were probably one of the best menu choices available in London - I virtually moved in lol!!! Shame none of them spoke any English lol!!!

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........with my first post to the Punternet UK Community Forum :-)

Firstly, I must confess to 'laughing out loud' [lol!!] to the recent punt from BAE1 [94172] - Sir, I salute you :-)

I need therapy too but am trying to 'self-heal' myself & have embarked upon a 'babe binge' this last week & scheduled to conclude into early Dec & in time for the hols :-)

A 'babe binge' basically involves seeing every stunning babe you've ever seen & / or ever want to see sequentially. You should emerge an even happier person :-)

There is no charge for this piece of advice although donations are always welcome :-)

This has led me to do some very serious analysis :-) of my very modest punting experiences which I would like to share.

IHMO:

There are essentially 2 types of babes [a] those that are 'working girls' [typically thoroughly professional & sometimes clinical] & those that genuinely seem to 'like the cash & the job' :-)

Clearly the latter fall into 'genuine GFE' & the former into 'Oscar / Golden Globe' winners when they can be ars*d :-)

It is also interesting to note that the 'genuine GFE' providers in my experience often state that they are 'students'.

When I first started punting my presumptious mind led me to the following irrational conclusions about what punting would be like with babes of different nationalities surmised thus:

'Best - Brazilians

'Better'- Europeans [no breakdown due to my illiteracy at the time]

'Good' - British

However, from my own modest experiences & based on the following criteria:

A. GFE provider

B. Provides 'A'

C. Amount £'000's I have spent on them :-)

D. Willingness to please & earn £-extra & have fun e.g. dinner, travel, etc

My 'all time' babe ranking exeriences based on my reports on this & various other sites are:

'Best' - British - Electra [Reading]; Alexis [ex-Uxbridge / ex-Tufnell Park]; Tanya [uxbridge & Reading]

'Better'- Polish - Bella [London]; Eva [Central London]

'Good' - Czech - Pamela [Finchley Road]; Ann [Golders Green]

'OK' - Hungarian* - Reni [ex-Hemel Hempstead now Uxbridge]; Mary [ex-Uxbridge now East London]; Lola [ex-Paddington]

'POOR' - Brazilian - Every independent & / or Agency I have visited [except C9 - those were the days Sasha ;-) has either not looked like the picture & / or not wanted to / tried to provide any type of service. My walk out rate is 100%.

Just sharing my observations & delighted to hear yours :-)

Footnote:

* For those of us that were able to enjoy 'YSA' in Paddington & C London you will know that these Hungarian babes were probably one of the best menu choices available in London - I virtually moved in lol!!! Shame none of them spoke any English lol!!!

Welcome to the forum, Mr Singh. I started noticing your PFR,s a while ago, when it became evident that you enjoy punting in the same geographical area. Although you cast your net somewhat wider. Also you seem to indulge in anal with the girls if the service is on offer.

Indeed we have seen many of the same HOD girls. Ivana, Jinny, Natasha, Ella and Elise to name a few. Surprised I dont think you have seen Chloe?

I never really had preconcieved ideas on punting on nationality grounds. In general I have found good and bad girls in most nationalities although I would probably say the British are more reliably good. That said I have had fine punts with Russian, Hungarian, Brazilian, Spanish etc as well.

I guess if there are areas that I have not found as much fun, it would be Checz, Polish and Asian girls unless they are brish born ie)british indian or british chinese.

A little surprised at your list as none of the HOD girls get a mention and certainly some of them have been my best punts. Not all still there so no point mentioning them again, really.

If I was to split into two the categories I like it would be:

1) confident women in their own sexuality. These would tend to offer specialist services etc.

2) Innocent girls willing to explore. These would tend to be newish, although not necessarily, it is a deamenour thing.

I am wondering if your best/better babes offer all services or not.

Of girls still working you have seen my best punts in group one.:rolleyes:

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Indeed we have seen many of the same HOD girls. Ivana, Jinny, Natasha, Ella and Elise to name a few. Surprised I dont think you have seen Chloe?

==> I will def check Chloe out thanks - need to revisit that site soon once my backlog has cleared :-) There is SOOOOO MUCH quality out there OMG!!!!!

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I never really had preconcieved ideas on punting on nationality grounds. In general I have found good and bad girls in most nationalities although I would probably say the British are more reliably good. That said I have had fine punts with Russian, Hungarian, Brazilian, Spanish etc as well.

I guess if there are areas that I have not found as much fun, it would be Checz, Polish and Asian girls unless they are brish born ie)british indian or british chinese.

==> You may want to try a couple of the Independent babes I originally mentioned - without hesitation Bella [Kings Cross]; Eva [E London] both Polish. The other babe would have been Pamela [Finchley Road] who was Czech. She would simply eat me alive every time yet with all the grace & poise of a cat walk model - quite breathtaking & I like it FULL ON lol!!! Sadly she is no longer working & I would suggest to anyone of steering clear of Finchley Road from now on :-(

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==> I would agree on the British Asian front - Tanya [uxbridge] :-)

==> There are a lot of Koreans in London currently who provide mixed services & speak no English :-(

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A little surprised at your list as none of the HOD girls get a mention and certainly some of them have been my best punts. Not all still there so no point mentioning them again, really.

==> Certainly no slight on HOD intended - I think my Punts & my [hopefully!] impeccable conduct speaks for itself :-)

==> And yes, I have seen all those girls & I would have to say, the British babe of the bunch provided me with the most memorable 2-hr session whilst she was 'on loan' in Surrey - FULL ON & A BLOODY GOOD LAUGH TO BOOT - thanks babe ;-) Sadly I have been unable to schedule volume repeat visits for various reasons which would have propelled her into my all time list :-)

==> I suppose £-spent says alot about my ranking criteria :-)

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If I was to split into two the categories I like it would be:

1) confident women in their own sexuality. These would tend to offer specialist services etc.

2) Innocent girls willing to explore. These would tend to be newish, although not necessarily, it is a deamenour thing.

==> Couldn't agree more with point 1 - any babe Offering 'A' is extremely confident :-)

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I am wondering if your best/better babes offer all services or not.

==> 'Best' - British - Electra (Offers 'A') [Reading]; Alexis [ex-Uxbridge / ex-Tufnell Park]; Tanya [uxbridge & Reading]

==> 'Better' - Polish - Bella (Offers 'A') [London]; Eva (Offers 'A') [Central London]

==> My comments would be that whenever I see Alexis I almost miss a hearbeat she is that gorgeous!!!!!!! Tanya just has a hypnotic effect on me lol!!! 'A' with these babes becomes immaterial to the entire, all engrossing experience & it has never become 'transactional' - they are that naturally good IMHO :-)

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Again, just my humble thoughts - no offence intended to any person / agency.

Happy & safe punting to one & all :-)

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Indeed we have seen many of the same HOD girls. Ivana, Jinny, Natasha, Ella and Elise to name a few. Surprised I dont think you have seen Chloe?

==> I will def check Chloe out thanks - need to revisit that site soon once my backlog has cleared :-) There is SOOOOO MUCH quality out there OMG!!!!!

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I never really had preconcieved ideas on punting on nationality grounds. In general I have found good and bad girls in most nationalities although I would probably say the British are more reliably good. That said I have had fine punts with Russian, Hungarian, Brazilian, Spanish etc as well.

I guess if there are areas that I have not found as much fun, it would be Checz, Polish and Asian girls unless they are brish born ie)british indian or british chinese.

==> You may want to try a couple of the Independent babes I originally mentioned - without hesitation Bella [Kings Cross]; Eva [E London] both Polish. The other babe would have been Pamela [Finchley Road] who was Czech. She would simply eat me alive every time yet with all the grace & poise of a cat walk model - quite breathtaking & I like it FULL ON lol!!! Sadly she is no longer working & I would suggest to anyone of steering clear of Finchley Road from now on :-(

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==> I would agree on the British Asian front - Tanya [uxbridge] :-)

==> There are a lot of Koreans in London currently who provide mixed services & speak no English :-(

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A little surprised at your list as none of the HOD girls get a mention and certainly some of them have been my best punts. Not all still there so no point mentioning them again, really.

==> Certainly no slight on HOD intended - I think my Punts & my [hopefully!] impeccable conduct speaks for itself :-)

==> And yes, I have seen all those girls & I would have to say, the British babe of the bunch provided me with the most memorable 2-hr session whilst she was 'on loan' in Surrey - FULL ON & A BLOODY GOOD LAUGH TO BOOT - thanks babe ;-) Sadly I have been unable to schedule volume repeat visits for various reasons which would have propelled her into my all time list :-)

==> I suppose £-spent says alot about my ranking criteria :-)

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If I was to split into two the categories I like it would be:

1) confident women in their own sexuality. These would tend to offer specialist services etc.

2) Innocent girls willing to explore. These would tend to be newish, although not necessarily, it is a deamenour thing.

==> Couldn't agree more with point 1 - any babe Offering 'A' is extremely confident :-)

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I am wondering if your best/better babes offer all services or not.

==> 'Best' - British - Electra (Offers 'A') [Reading]; Alexis [ex-Uxbridge / ex-Tufnell Park]; Tanya [uxbridge & Reading]

==> 'Better' - Polish - Bella (Offers 'A') [London]; Eva (Offers 'A') [Central London]

==> My comments would be that whenever I see Alexis I almost miss a hearbeat she is that gorgeous!!!!!!! Tanya just has a hypnotic effect on me lol!!! 'A' with these babes becomes immaterial to the entire, all engrossing experience & it has never become 'transactional' - they are that naturally good IMHO :-)

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Again, just my humble thoughts - no offence intended to any person / agency.

Happy & safe punting to one & all :-)

Cheers for that I will certainly consider Alexis on that reccomendation if I am down Uxbridge way, is she at an agency or independent?

Chloe is a very fiesty hour or so, she likes to dom a bit...my advice dont let her, take control!:D

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Oh yes, thanks 6up, is it Mr Singh or I thought it was 'Elvis puntley' haha :D:D:p xx

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No, it can't be Elvis Puntley - he was banned.

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Oh yes, thanks 6up, is it Mr Singh or I thought it was 'Elvis puntley' haha :D:D:p xx

I am rather concerned about the problem he has with clearing his backlog, it does sound somewhat painful to me.

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I've recently become a frequent visitor to the House of Divine and Annabella' in MK and have found your FRs (mrsingh and 6upxxx) to be very helpful ;)

Having had the pleasure of the lovely 'Hungarian blonde anal queen' (A fairly accurate summary from HoD on the Service Provider Announcements Board!) that is Elise last week I very much look fwd to her next visit to HoD. I don't know if all Hungarian women are as affectionate as her but i look fwd to finding out.

Whilst I also concur with 6upxxx in recommending Chloe to you mrsingh, having spent a wonderful hour with her the other week where i enjoyed her bubbly personality and naughty streak in equal measure.

Sounds like Natasha might be the gal to spend my time with next time I'm at HoD!

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My 2nd attempt at a response so I shall be brief :-)

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I've recently become a frequent visitor to the House of Divine and Annabella' in MK and have found your FRs (mrsingh and 6upxxx) to be very helpful

==> Hope that isn't the kiss of death for us lol!!!!

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Having had the pleasure of the lovely 'Hungarian blonde anal queen' (A fairly accurate summary from HoD on the Service Provider Announcements Board!) that is Elise last week I very much look fwd to her next visit to HoD. I don't know if all Hungarian women are as affectionate as her but i look fwd to finding out.

==> Since my first experience with Elise which I punted, I had seen her perhaps 6 or 7 times [so my view is that unqualified] but I did notice that she did tend to over work herself regularly, which was a real shame. All the other Hungarian babes I have seen are equally 'full on' but also maintain a 'work life' balance so to speak.

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Whilst I also concur with 6upxxx in recommending Chloe to you mrsingh, having spent a wonderful hour with her the other week where i enjoyed her bubbly personality and naughty streak in equal measure.

==> Thanks :-)

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Sounds like Natasha might be the gal to spend my time with next time I'm at HoD!

==> ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

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A much better 2nd attempt at a reply. The first was understandably pulled, it really read in quite a nasty way about Elise. She is a fine girl and most people will be very happy with her. I do agree in general though that girls who work 5 days or more regularly in a parlour will get burn out. However in Elises case she does have extended breaks away from punting as well. Answer is to try to book her in the first few days back.

My 2nd attempt at a response so I shall be brief :-)

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I've recently become a frequent visitor to the House of Divine and Annabella' in MK and have found your FRs (mrsingh and 6upxxx) to be very helpful

==> Hope that isn't the kiss of death for us lol!!!!

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Having had the pleasure of the lovely 'Hungarian blonde anal queen' (A fairly accurate summary from HoD on the Service Provider Announcements Board!) that is Elise last week I very much look fwd to her next visit to HoD. I don't know if all Hungarian women are as affectionate as her but i look fwd to finding out.

==> Since my first experience with Elise which I punted, I had seen her perhaps 6 or 7 times [so my view is that unqualified] but I did notice that she did tend to over work herself regularly, which was a real shame. All the other Hungarian babes I have seen are equally 'full on' but also maintain a 'work life' balance so to speak.

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Whilst I also concur with 6upxxx in recommending Chloe to you mrsingh, having spent a wonderful hour with her the other week where i enjoyed her bubbly personality and naughty streak in equal measure.

==> Thanks :-)

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Sounds like Natasha might be the gal to spend my time with next time I'm at HoD!

==> ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

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==> I have raised my alleged issues with the agency directly. And for clarity I still stand by the punt from my first experience :-)

==> WOW!!!!! does contributing to a message board take up a shed load of time!!!!! I will now revert back to focussing on letting my tiny willy & even tinier wallet do all my talking :-)

==> Happy & safe punting to you all :-)

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