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Strange name. Has anyone ever been blown, rather than sucked?

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I've had a humjob.

 

Actually, I suspect that not much sucking goes on anyway...

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Well, once I went to a "lock-in" above a city pub in the middle of a brassic winter. Two oriental ladies were booked to "entertain" the guests. ("No f*cky f*cky, OK?")

 

I went to the loo to discover four guys frantically trying to work up hard-ons using the hand driers to provide much needed warmth.

 

"Gentlemen, that is not what is meant by a blow job", quoth I.

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One theory, care of google

 

Fellatio was once known as a “below job” for obvious reasons. The term has since been shortened to “b’lowjob” or simply “blowjob”. (According to what I know, “below job” was used a service that prostitutes gave because it wasn’t something a classy woman would do, so therefore, that job was below the norm.) :wacko:

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Judging by my build it looks like someone tried blowing :)

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I find it can have a cooling effect when I remove my mouth from a saliva covered ****, and gently blow on it  :)

Prolongs the fun I find   :wub:  :D

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If you blow it is rather dangerous as the plumbing is unable to stand such pressure from the inside (despite what it might feel like on the point of orgasm)

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One theory, care of google

 

Fellatio was once known as a “below job” for obvious reasons. The term has since been shortened to “b’lowjob” or simply “blowjob”. (According to what I know, “below job” was used a service that prostitutes gave because it wasn’t something a classy woman would do, so therefore, that job was below the norm.) :wacko:

Interesting theory! I've always assumed it was called a blowjob because the idea is to make you blow your load.

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Well, blow me down.

Alternatively, ''well I'll be blowed'' (please!), or just ''blow me'' ;)

Edited by raylondoner

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"Blown away" - not at home, the punter's preference

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