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Your Dream Escort And How Much You Would Pay: Discuss

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We had a call yesterday from a gent asking to see a young lady who retired quite a while back.  He declared that he would "pay whatever she wanted".  We explained that it was simply impossible.

 

Which led to a discussion; if you could pick anyone at all - anyone - what would be the price you'd put on it that you really would pay.

 

All welcome to reply.  Best we've had so far is £1000 for Johnny Depp!

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Hmm.. I think, based on webcam/phone chat experience and her films... £2000 for Angel Long. She doesn't escort unfortunately :-(

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Brad Pitt  :wub:   

 

I'd empty my savings account to have him !

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At the sums of money so far mentioned, any of my dreams would have been shattered! :)

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Takes me to whom and when. Thus Hollywood. And then to Kathleen Turner in Body Heat, 2nd place Theresa Russell in Black Widow. Sexy and bad. Still won't invest more than 1K.

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I think if I knew I was getting a young Angelina Jolie (circa 1999, in Gia or The Bone Collector) or a young Catherine Zeta Jones (Darling Buds of May era), then I would be prepared to pay £1500-£2000 for the night.

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Charlize Theron. Omg. Up to 5k. But would have to overnighter as I wouldn't last to long the first round. She oozes sex appeal. Off for a cold shower

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Reminds me of something my mate said the other day - "Pretty girls are like my jokes - difficult to get and usually fairly disappointing when you do!" :unsure:

 

I'd bet many of the gorgeous celebrities we fantasize over would be pretty "disappointing" if we did manage to "have" them for the night!  (Not that it wouldn't be great fun finding out!).

 

That said, there really is something about Scarlett Johansson that I would pay up to £4k for a night to "find out"!

 

And in real life, an escort (now sadly retired) from Birmingham called Kate was the most amazing ever - no woman has made me feel that way.  I'd pay a couple of grand for another night with her - I fear it's no more likely than the rendezvous with Scarlett  :(

 

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Charlize Theron. Omg. Up to 5k. But would have to overnighter as I wouldn't last to long the first round. She oozes sex appeal. Off for a cold shower

I'm with you on that one she is one sexy lady.

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I'm with you on that one she is one sexy lady.

 

I saw Charlize a few years back at an adjacent table at a London restaurant. She is stunning in real life.

 

Having said that, I am so happy with the ladies who I see of a sort of cyclic basis at £100 / £200 per hour that I cannot imagine having any more fun with a celebrity.

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My dream escort is the one who combines perfect looks, top quality service and an affordable price tag!

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We had a call yesterday from a gent asking to see a young lady who retired quite a while back.  He declared that he would "pay whatever she wanted".  We explained that it was simply impossible.

 

Which led to a discussion; if you could pick anyone at all - anyone - what would be the price you'd put on it that you really would pay.

 

All welcome to reply.  Best we've had so far is £1000 for Johnny Depp!

As price has no correlation to what i will necassarily get i wouldnt be purposely wasting money. Nowadays i wouldnt pay over £200 an hour for anyone, reality or fantasy.

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2K for an overnight with Kim Basinger circa Blind Date

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I've twice paid £300 ph to see Sahara Knite.  Very enjoyable but certainly no better than an hour at the Indian Palace with an equally pretty girl at less than half the price.  

 

Many of my better punts have been where I've had lower expectations due to a lower price, and then I've been happily surprised by a magical level of service.  Punting is one of the exceptions to the rule: you get what you pay for.  Higher fees do not guarantee better service or a prettier face.  

 

Currently I've got my eye on an Arabic girl called Asma and she's £200, but it's too hot to punt in this weather.  As soon as it cools down, I'm booking.  

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I'm with you on that one she is one sexy lady.

Fancy a threesome. lol

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I think if I knew I was getting a young Angelina Jolie (circa 1999, in Gia or The Bone Collector) or a young Catherine Zeta Jones (Darling Buds of May era), then I would be prepared to pay £1500-£2000 for the night.

Are you equally young and gorgeous? Otherwise the experience may not be quite so memorable for the ladies...

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As price has no correlation to what i will necassarily get i wouldnt be purposely wasting money. Nowadays i wouldnt pay over £200 an hour for anyone, reality or fantasy.

I couldn't agree more. I've never found any correlation between the price paid and the quality of the SP or service provided. When one has paid between £70 and £100 an hour, for fantastic punts in London, this becomes all too clear.

 

£130 would be my absolute max, but I haven't forked out that much in a very long time. She would have to be very special. 

 

 

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Id be prepared to pay £1,000 for an hour with all natural monster breasted JAV porn queen Hitomi Tanaka

Annette Shwartz could empty my pockets too (along with my pods)

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Michelle Pfeiffer  (The Fabulous Baker Boys - Red Dress on piano).   £1500 Overnighter.  "you hum it son i'll play it"

 

 

Rihanna (Umbrella Video - White Dress)  £1000 overnighter.  "Comin' down like the Dow Jones."

 

 

Renee Zellweger  (Jerry Maguire - Black dress)   £1500 overnighter   "shoplift the pootie"

 

 

 


 

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Essentially this thread has developed into celebrity punts. My actual 'dream' punt might be far more likely to involve 'real' people -three sisters living literally next door to me (23, 21 & 19 years old) would be close to the top of the list there.

 

On celebrities - I'd say a page three girl would have a far better body than a waif-like film star. I was quite taken with the recent 'overweight' pictures of Kelly Brooke. I'd say I'd enjoy spending time with a body like that!

 

As for price.......I am firmly in the camp which has, from experience, debunked the idea that there is any correlation between service and price. What on earth any woman could do in terms of service for more than the going rate I have no idea.

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Essentially this thread has developed into celebrity punts. My actual 'dream' punt might be far more likely to involve 'real' people -three sisters living literally next door to me (23, 21 & 19 years old) would be close to the top of the list there.

On celebrities - I'd say a page three girl would have a far better body than a waif-like film star. I was quite taken with the recent 'overweight' pictures of Kelly Brooke. I'd say I'd enjoy spending time with a body like that!

As for price.......I am firmly in the camp which has, from experience, debunked the idea that there is any correlation between service and price. What on earth any woman could do in terms of service for more than the going rate I have no idea.

Why allow tiresome practical realism to get in the way of some wonderful fantasy ?

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Id bitch fight Taylor Swift for Mathew Gray Gubler AND chuck a cash sweetener in haha mmmm delicious

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Id bitch fight Taylor Swift for Mathew Gray Gubler AND chuck a cash sweetener in haha mmmm delicious

 

I'd be willing to pay to see that Chloe! lol :)

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