DirtyJim

Do I Shag The Missus Tonight Or The Escort Girl Tomorrow?

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Been planning all week to see my favourite escort girl but the missus wants a marathon sex session tonight. I'm going to be worn out tomorrow morning hence no energy for the afternoon. Punting family who should I choose?

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Both. Failing that, the Missus.

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Given that his original post was almost an hour ago, presumably he's busy.  :P

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Given that his original post was almost an hour ago, presumably he's busy. :P

Lol

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as someone famous usually says..............

 

duty first, self later

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This is not nice! Why are you bragging about it on here? You should keep your schoolboy mentality to yourself, no respect for your partner.

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This is not nice! Why are you bragging about it on here? You should keep your schoolboy mentality to yourself, no respect for your partner.

On that, we can wholeheartedly agree. A childish, disrespectful and disgraceful comment. 

 

If it was true, of course. I'm not buying it. Smells like bullshit to me.  :rolleyes:

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Thing is...if you ignore the missus tonight and then come back in the morning happy and full of yourself, the missus may draw her own conclusion as to what you've been up to...

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I think it depends on how long you've been married .  When you say she's up for " a marathon  sex session "  I take it not married long . In which case you really don't need to be seeking an escort .

 

   Or why not say you have an headache coming on  , and take the escort  ,  she wont be around for ever . But the wife may .

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A real man could manage both - or not get himself into such a conundrum.

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This is not nice! Why are you bragging about it on here? You should keep your schoolboy mentality to yourself, no respect for your partner.

Agree with this.

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Well either way you had better make your mind up soon so the w.g has as much notice as possible if you are going to cancel on her.

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On that, we can wholeheartedly agree. A childish, disrespectful and disgraceful comment.

If it was true, of course. I'm not buying it. Smells like bullshit to me. :rolleyes:

Yes its bullshit. You know me very well dont you. Jumping to the conclusion I'm a bullshitter.

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I'd always go with the Mrs she is the best, but only puts out once a month :0( hence the hobby.

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A real young man could manage both - or not get himself into such a conundrum.

 

Corrected that for you :lol:

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Yes its bullshit. You know me very well dont you. Jumping to the conclusion I'm a bullshitter.

 

No, I don't know you.Thank God.  :rolleyes:

 

The vast majority of men who punt are either married or have girlfriends, but unlike you, don't feel the need to rub their unsuspecting partner's nose in the dirt. So yea, I think that particular post was both childish and disrespectful. Do you disagree it was disrespectful? If so, please explain on here why it wasn't? I'd be interested to know.

 

I also believe the particular scenario you described, smells like bullshit anyway. Of course I cannot prove that. If you don't like being challenged on a post like that, tough.  :cool:

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In this very hypothetical (for me) situation, I'd take the free one and postpone the paid one. It's a no-brainer. Oh that we all had the choice, or even sufficient activity at home without the notice... If I did I wouldn't punt.

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If you think im disrespecting my missus by mentioning her in the same sentance as an escort then its good on you. You're entitled to your opinion. Btw yes im a child so therefore it is a childish topic. Have a good day and enjoy the punting!

No, I don't know you.Thank God. :rolleyes:

The vast majority of men who punt are either married or have girlfriends, but unlike you, don't feel the need to rub their unsuspecting partner's nose in the dirt. So yea, I think that particular post was both childish and disrespectful. Do you disagree it was disrespectful? If so, please explain on here why it wasn't? I'd be interested to know.

I also believe the particular scenario you described, smells like bullshit anyway. Of course I cannot prove that. If you don't like being challenged on a post like that, tough. :cool:

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LOL...

Given that his original post was almost an hour ago, presumably he's busy. :P

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Welcome to your baptism of fire, DirtyJim.  No matter how jovial your intentions, those with a sense-of-humour failure will be delighted to heap scorn on anything you say.  

 

Given your OP I'd stick with the missus because you'll be too exhausted to enjoy your session with an escort.  Save your time and money.   

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The wife has to come first surely?! She is the one you chose to be with and if you refuse he when she has the urge you can't complain if you feel randy for only her one day and she refuses you.

You do need to cancel the girl the night before though if you decide on wifey if you know deep down you really won't be able to cope with both. It's not fair to keep the booking in the hope you might still feel randy as the girl may turn others away.

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Why are people calling the OP disrespectful, many times many guys on here mention the wife?

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Well said exactly my point.

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In this very hypothetical (for me) situation, I'd take the free one and postpone the paid one. It's a no-brainer. Oh that we all had the choice, or even sufficient activity at home without the notice... If I did I wouldn't punt.

 

This one for me too.

 

You'd have to come up with a good excuse for your regular WG though. They can get surprisingly feisty.

 

Try: My ferret fell out of the window   I'm sure she'll understand. Concern for animal welfare is so touching.

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Why don't you give the wife the marathon bangathon that's she's after but simply fake an orgasm. As long as a pearl necklace or similar isn't requested you should get away with it and you'll have a full tank ready for your hot date tomorrow night!

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